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Dutch trains ban tea bags and introduce "pee bags"!

Tea bags are forbidden on Dutch trains during the winter period because when trains get stuck on icy rails stranded passengers drinking tea flood the bogs. Instead "pee bags" will be issued!

written by Jaggedone, 07 October 2011
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Barack Obama honours UK ties

September: Cameron and Obama spent half an hour in New York discussing international security and the stumbling global economy.

Obama said he 'Honours UK ties"!

Maybe he likes UK shoes as well?

written by Inchcock, 07 October 2011
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Jeter relieved to now play golf with no distractions

"The stupid playoffs were messing up my golf game," said Jeter after losing to the Tigers 3-2 in the deciding Game 5. Jeter now faces a long winter with no new World Series ring and no Minka Kelly.

written by Lyndon, 07 October 2011
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Rick Perry - The Straight Shootin' Honest-To-Goodness "Real" Hunter

Chris Wallace of Fox News Sunday says that he plans on interviewing Rick Perry who recently remarked that Sarah Palin is about as much a hunter as Betty White is a lap dancer.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 October 2011
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President Obama Gets Back At Hank Williams Jr.

President Obama has hit back at Hank Williams Jr., for having called him Hitler. Today the president said that Hank Jr., looks like Boy George except with a cowboy hat, a beard, and whiskey breath.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 October 2011
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Mitt Romney Proves How Versatile He Actually Is

Mitt Romney will appear on ABCs This Week and discuss the economy, the loans from China, and personal hair tips.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 October 2011
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Hank Williams Jr. Has It All Figured Out

Hank Williams Jr., was asked what he'll be doing on Monday nights now that ESPN has fired him. He said he'll just drink beer, chew tobacco, cuss, and tell his woman to get him another beer.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 October 2011
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Martha Stewart could clean a mean house, but sucked as a mom, says daughter

In a new book, Alexis Stewart rips into mother Martha, recalling a cold, unfriendly hostess. Besides celebrating Christmas as if it were any other day, Mom allegedly pees with the bathroom door open.

written by Lyndon, 07 October 2011
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