France and Germany are split over the Euro debt crisis rescue!
Well fancy that!
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Germany and Israel attack the planet from outer space!
Germany & Israel have been planning WWIII above our heads with their scrap satellites. The first of many attacks landed yesterday in the Indian ocean, luckily there was nodody fishing there!
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Lady-man-boobs on the rise
Amid a worrying rise in female drinking habits, this year there has been a 300% increase in operations to remove female moobs, or foobs.
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Noisy neighbours crash party in Manchester
United's noisy neighbours crashed the party today and turned the city blue after thumping Man Utd, deservedly. Even Balotelli stopped sucking his thumb today and proved he's more than a sucker!
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The Reason Michele Bachmann Is Fit To Be Tied
Michele Bachmann is so upset at the news that her entire New Hampshire staff has quit that she is thinking about never ever mentioning the name New Hampshire again.
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Herman Cain Receives An "Eggciting" Endorsement
Herman Cain is as happy as a woodpecker in a baseball bat factory after he is endorsed by the national Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck Chicken Diner franchise
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Carlos Santana Gives Governor Jan Brewer A Piece of His Mind
Carlos Santana has just informed Arizona Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer that she must immediately stop using his song "Evil Ways" as her campaign theme song.
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The Mean Bitch Still Known As Naomi Campbell
Naomi Campbell says that she thinks she may have finally gotten her horrible temper under control since she hasn't attacked any of her employees in over four days.
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