Colonel Gaddafi's Last Words 'Don't Make Sense' Say Witnesses
Libyan leader calls for Frankie Cocozza to win X-Factor.
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Turmoil As X-Factor Viewing Figures Plummet
Fans turn off to watch paint dry instead.
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Bad Headline Number: 91
STADIUM AIR CONDITIONING FAILS - FANS PROTEST
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Bad Headline Number 90
LAWYERS GIVE POOR FREE LEGAL ADVICE
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Cameron informed of Colonel Gaddafi's death by Evening Standard political editor!
Reassuring isn't it?
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Nick Clegg says 'Lib-Dem supporters deserve to be listened to!'
As soon as we find any left, we'll let them know!
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Deadly cucumbers from Mars...
Yes folks - finally we get to the bottom of the mystery! Martians, cleverly disguised as cucumbers, are now poised to kill us all and take over Planet Earth! Watch this space...
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The Honest-To-Goodness Ron "Honest Ron" Paul
Ron Paul, the oldest GOP candidate was asked if he ever makes use of the teleprompter. He got serious and replied, "Yes, I do, but ONLY once a year and that's during sex."
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Six of One - Half Dozen of The Other
When Jon Huntsman was told that all of his supporters had defected over to the Ron Paul campaign he reportedly asked, "Dammit, all six of 'em?"
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Michele Bachmann Is Just As Ditzy About Geography As Sarah "Snowflake" Palin Was
Michele Bachmann messed up by saying that Libya is not in Africa. She then said, "But gosh darnit guys, it's not like I said that Rhode Island is in China or that Idaho is in the U.S."
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Herman Cain's Amazing "Gift" To Newt Gingrich
Newt Gingrich says Herman Cain would make a much better GOP presidential candidate than Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, or Michele Bachmann. He said the 500 free pizzas had nothing to do with his decision.
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Rick Santorum Says He Will Bat From The Other Side If He Has To
Rick Santorum, trailing badly in the GOP race, is seriously thinking about replacing his present campaign manager with a gay campaign manager so that he can get the gay San Francisco vote.
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Famous Last Words
"They'll never find us down here." - Gaddafi.
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