"Underpants" bomber pleads guilty and admits; "it was the baked beans!"
The underpants bomber has admitted guilty to wearing exploding underpants on a plane. He had buckets of baked beans for breakfast and hoped they would explode. Al Qaeda have wiped their bums of it!
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20 MPs who wrongly claimed expenses are let off!
The Commons spending watchdog, decided that their fiddling and cheating was too minor, to bother with even accusing them, let alone prosecuting them!
How kind of them!
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Poll Results: Should Liam Fox should keep his job?
Yes said 10%
No said 15%
Couldn't care less said 75%
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A woman who stabbed a grandmother to death, had left a mental hospital an hour earlier!
Nicola Edgington had been admitted to the psychiatric unit at her own request, but fled while her bed and medication were being prepared.
Now will you consider doing the Health lottery please?
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PA capital files for bankruptcy, 49 capital cities to follow
Harrisburg, PA, has filed for Chapter 9 bankruptcy. Although there have only been 35 cases of cities doing so since 1981, the remaining 49 state capitals plan on filing Chapter 9 by January 1, 2012.
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written by
Lyndon, 12 October 2011
Hank Jr., "Boy Where The Hell Did Ya Learn Ta Cipher?"
Hank Williams Jr., says that he will not apologize for calling President Obama and Speaker of the House John Boehner the "Three Stooges."
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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Had A Darn Good Reason For Saying "No Thanks"
Governor Chris Christie confided to a close friend that he really did not want to get into the GOP presidential race because it would have greatly cut into his eating time.
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The Black People Have Spoken Out On Herman Cain
A poll asked 1,000 black voters what they thought about Herman Cain, the only black in the GOP presidential race. A total of 991 said that Cain is not black and that he just has one hell of a tan.
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Michele Bachmann Talks About GOP Legs
Michele Bachmann says that since Sarah Palin has decided not to run that she now has the prettiest legs of all the GOP candidates with the one possible exception of Rick "Sidesaddle" Santorum.
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Jobs Measure unpopular among Republicans because it might work
The Senate's defeat of Obama's jobs measure today was seen as a silent victory for Republicans. Said one Republican insider, "If this shit passes and actually helps, we're in a shitload of trouble."
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written by
Lyndon, 12 October 2011
