Tavez Fails in Bid to Join Werst Ham
Carlos Tevez, Man City's troubled star accidentally did not join his team on the pitch as a sub so he could engineer a loan to West Ham. But City's manager Meancini would not agree.
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j.w., 01 October 2011
Commissioner Selig orders Leyland to change underwear
NEW YORK, Ny.--When it was learned that Tigers manager Jim Leyland won't change his underwear for good luck, Bud Selig ordered him to bathe and suit up with laundered trunks. Selig: "That just gross."
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written by
Lyndon, 01 October 2011
The NBA Is Certainly Taking It's Time But Moving In The Right Direction
The NBA shot clock has finally been eliminated. Opponents felt the electronic clock broke down way too much so it will be replaced with a person who will count down from 24 and yell out "Zero!"
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Jon Huntsman Knows All About Numbers and Quotas
Jon Huntsman was asked by a reporter what he would do to eliminate poverty in his home state of Utah. He did not miss a beat as he replied that he would move the poor people down to Arizona.
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Ron Paul - The Man With Some Strict Stipulations
Ron Paul was asked if he would ever consider making a citizens arrest. He smiled and said that he probably would but only if the perp was 90 and was using a walker.
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Newt Gingrich - The Poster Fella For Anti-Gay Marriage
Newt Gingrich was asked why he is so set against gays and lesbians being able to marry. He remarked "Because once you allow them to marry next they'll want to have gay and lesbian pets."
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Brutha Herman Cain He Be Talking About Rappin' a Bit
Herman Cain was asked for his thoughts on the illegal practice of cell phone jamming. He replied, "Well I guess it be okay as long as dey don't be using da "B" word too much and all"
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Michele Bachmann Has Denied The 'Inky' Rumors
Michele Bachmann denies she has a tattoo on an intimate part of her body. She said that even if she did have one it would be no ones business but her's, her husband's, and her campaign manager's.
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