Times crossword baffles Romanian illegal immigrants!
Illegal immigrants breaching the 'Great Divide" are being given the chance to stay in the UK if they can complete the Times crossword. Thousands were seen paddling back to Calais voluntarily!
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Herman Cain's new campaign message
Herman Cain unveiled his new campaign bumper sticker "I groped because I was a doped."
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Frankie Cocozza claims his barnet is alive and 'addicted'
Frankie Cocozza has claimed his barnet is actually alive and is addicted to drugs. He blames the ferocious follicle for encouraging him to dabble in the 'dust.' More news to follow.
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st6phen, 09 November 2011
John Edwards Certainly Knows What He's Talking About
John Edwards has sent an email to Herman Cain which read, "Hey bro, put a fork in it, your-goose-is-cooked trust me."
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Pizza Is Kicking Big Mac's Butt
Due to the tremendous publicity stemming from Herman Cain's "PizzaGate," sales of pizza throughout the United States have gone up 400 percent!
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The Semi-Brilliant Musings of Rick "The Lip" Santorum
Rick Santorum trying desperately to get his name in the news suggested that the United States consider making Greece the 51st state.
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Herman Cain Says Nostalgia 'Ain't" What It Used To Be
Herman Cain says he longs for the good old days when the voters talked about Ron Paul being too old to be president, Jon Huntsman being too flaky, and Michele Bachmann simply being Sarah Palin Jr.
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President Obama Is One Very Happy Camper
President Obama was asked what he thinks about the Herman Cain controversy. The president said, "Let me make it perfectly clear that I love it! Brutha Herman has helped to take the heat off of me."
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You Just Can't Beat Mickey D's For A Romantic Atmosphere
Michele Bachmann told a reporter that when she went out to dinner with Herman Cain that she felt very uncomfortable because he kept telling her that she sure had some real pretty looking McNuggets.
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"Hey Herman, I Gotta Jur Pizza Righta Here Bro!"
Herman Cain says that he is so fed up with all of the talk about "PizzaGate" that he may quit the GOP race, move to Italy, and open up some pizza restaurants.
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Ann Coulter Certainly Has All of The Earmarks
Regarding Herman Cain; just like with Tiger Woods, the white blonde women are now starting to come out of the woodwork. Ron Paul hinted that GOPrincess Ann Coulter may be "PizzaGate" Gal #6.
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Prince Charles dubbed 'The Helper of the Cows' by Maasai tribe
Chief Mbogo Katanga honoured Prince Charles after meeting him and the Duchess of Cornwall
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