Average Macho Guy's Bar Order
Sixteen pints of lager and a sack of potatoes please, John.
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Bad Headline Number 92
TENNIS BALL MANUFACTURER ENDS UP IN COURT
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Mexico Is Truly On The Cutting Edge
The U.S. economy appears to be getting worse. Word is that President Obama has asked Mexico to repay the $35,000 loan he made them last year to develop Mexico's first recyclable piñata factory.
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The Occupy Wall Street Protesters Are Starting To Go Brrrrr!
Due to the cold, winter-like conditions a lot of New York's Occupy Wall Street protesters are seriously thinking about moving to the movement's L.A. winter home, the Occupy Sunset Boulevard movement.
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Herman Cain And Sarah Palin Are So Much Alike
Herman Cain said that all of these sexual accusations are making him feel like Sarah Palin except that he's taller, darker, and he does not own a camouflage jockstrap.
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President Obama The Chilaxer
President Obama said he does not worry at all about his low popularity poll numbers. He said that if he did he would be taking a vacation every third day just to get rid of all of the stress.
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Britain set for heavy rain and floods!
Sod it!
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"Arab League, Beware of Bashar Assad"
Syria's President Assad tells the Arab league he will not shoot unarmed civilian protesters. (That is, until the day following the agreement!)
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The Case for Term Limits
HML Pelosi (D-CA) said that if President Obama had not spent $840 billion, US unemployment would be worse. She then added that if Obama was named Newton he would have discovered gravity!
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Belated Halloween Scary Thought
House Minority Leader Pelosi (D-CA) wants to be the next US House Speaker!
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Political Bumper Sticker
WE CAN'T WAIT: IMPEACH OBAMA IN 2011!
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