Dave's sister channel
Popular Freeview channel, Dave, is to launch it's sister channel: Tracey.
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IainB, 28 November 2011
Spelling is important
Kids all across the developing world need education, they are being lured into sweatshops looking for chocolate and toffees.
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IainB, 28 November 2011
New Underwear Range
The Spoof will soon be launching it's underwear range called Business Briefs. "I'm not sure whether they're for men or women," said editor Mark, "but sod it, nobody knows what goes in it anyway."
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IainB, 28 November 2011
Longest lasting fries on the planet
Macdonald's unveils new billboard campaign in Chicago area featuring giant boxes of fries. Macdonald's french fries under cushions of Chicago area sofas expected to last longer than ad campaign.
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Dark night rides for Christian Bale
After lasting longer in the role than any other actor, Christian Bale has confirmed that he will be giving up his Batman cape, but he has decided to keep the car.
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Computer monitors cause eye damage
Companies expect employees to spend about half a day - four hours - shopping online while at work this week. This year, many companies will be monitoring internet use and pepper spraying accordingly.
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NHS feed patients with "lethally" expensive Asian foods!
NHS are investing millions by importing their food from Asia. It is a deadly expensive project, but in the long-run lethally cheap. The quicker the patients are poisoned the quicker they're out!
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Come on Down, the price is right!
George 'Abacus' Osborne seen staggering down Carnaby Street this afternoon pissed as a coot. "Gorra find some couwage from somewheres" he gurgled,"afore tomoooroows biggie fivenancials annoncmints"
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Tabloid Press Confident That Leveson Will Exonerate Them As Paragons Of Ethics, Honesty and Decency
'At least that's what we're going to print, regardless of his actual conclusions,' said a spokesman for the tabloids. 'If he is foolish enough to criticise us, we'll get him!'
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Lib Dems announce image consultation
The Lib Dems have announced a consultation to boost the party's image. Experts suggest a selection of business suits from the new M&S Ultimate Performance range for a smart/contemporary look.
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A fighting chance - Johnson's new strategy for Olympic gold
The recent announcement that females in the UK are the most obese in the EU has coincided with the setup of new training courses in female sumo wrestling to increase chances of Olympic gold in 2012.
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Bye-Bye To The Dreaded Black Friday
President Obama saying that in the interest of avoiding all of the needless violence that "Black Friday" caused he will move to replace it with "Green Saturday."
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Many NBA Fans Are Feeling Angry and Disrespected
The NBA owners and players have reached a tentative agreement to end the NBA lockout. But many fans feel that NOW it is time for a "Fan Lockout" to send the rich owners and players a message.
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The Reason Paris Hilton's Perfume Was Taken Off The Market
Paris Hilton's perfume Eau Du Conceited Bitch has just been taken off the market due to wide scale protests from conceited bitches.
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Osborne's Autumn Statement Leak
I'm pissing against a wall!
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j.w., 28 November 2011
Osborne's Autumn Statement
Something is falling - it must be the leaves.
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j.w., 28 November 2011
So Farewell Ken Russell
Ann Margret in beans and chocolate...mmmmm. Brilliant!
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Osborne proposes deficit reduction scheme
George Osborne has announced a drastic deficit reduction scheme. A referendum will be held to decide whether to bet the winter fuel allowance on red or black at a local casino.
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2 obese female serial killers crush their victims to death!
Ramsbottom, Lancashire: 2 very obese ladies have been found guilty of a series of occult murders. After a night of hot fatty bacon sex they would crush their male, skinny victims to death, OUCH!
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Pepper Spraying Is Getting Out of Hand
A Black Friday shopper at a Yuma, Arizona Walmart was pepper sprayed by an employee when he tried to return a pair of defective Nike's he had purchased earlier in the day.
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Air Force One's Name Will Be Changed For One Week
President Obama has said that in honor of Hip Hop Week he has agreed to change the name of Air Force One to Air Force It Be The One Bro.
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John "Pepper Spray" Pike Has Become Quite Paranoid
Officer John "Pepper Spray" Pike has received so many threats since pepper spraying the University of California students that he is even wearing his Kevlar bullet proof vest while in the shower.
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Penn State University Has Some Brand New Signs
The state of Pennsylvania has just required that Penn State University put up signs on their campus that read, "No male children allowed within 500 feet of the campus."
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Vice President Joe Biden Says His New Puppy's Name Stays
Vice President Joe Biden says that he does not care one bit what Michele Bachmann or Rick Santorum say he is not going to change the name of his brand new Boston Terrier puppy Republican't.
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Herman Cain Is Reaching Out (Oops)
Herman Cain doing a little more damage control has promised that if he is elected president he will not harass any Federal female employees; especially the white blonde ones.
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Nottingham Special Constable hit by car, leg broken in three places
Her leg was broken in three places when she was struck by a car in Shakespeare Street while attending a disturbance, says she is determined to be back on patrol as soon as possible.
"Good for her, well done gal!"
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NASA does it again
A team of NASA scientists have come up with a better way of keeping warm in the winter months. Head south of the equator, down South America way! The cost is little and you'll be cold free. Thanks.
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Black Death in Nottingham
1348, the population of Nottingham was 3000 people, half which dies in the epidemic.
Today we have 20,524 claiming Jobseekers allowance, who's hopes have died!
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