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US hackers attack water system, they were thirsty!

US computer hackers have hacked into a water system which supplies water to millions and diverted the water to the Arizona desert where they live and hack; they were filthy and thirsty!

written by Jaggedone, 21 November 2011
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Tommy Cooper seen escaping out of Cairo!

During the clashes in Cairo a strange figure was seen running for his life, Tommy Cooper. The only thing that saved him from a deadly stone attack was his Fez; "just like that!"

written by Jaggedone, 21 November 2011
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Porn sites sue internet regulator because of the X factor!

Several major porn sites are suing the internet regulator because they have introduced the X factor. The porn sites are demanding the XXXXX factor, spunky!

written by Jaggedone, 21 November 2011
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UK severs ties with Iran and Allah gets very angry!

The UK has severed ties with Iran because of their nuclear interests. This in turn upset Allah because he enjoys a cup of Earl Grey now and then!

written by Jaggedone, 21 November 2011
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Russian PM booed at sports event; Siberia here they come!

Russian PM Putin was booed at a sports event and those who booed him are now running the marathon in Siberia barefoot, naked and f++k++G freezing!

written by Jaggedone, 21 November 2011
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World's cheapest car gets revamp: oil lamps!

The world's cheapest car has just undergone an expensive revamp: They've installed oil lamps because nobody wants to be seen dead driving it in daylight!

written by Jaggedone, 21 November 2011
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World debt so heavy that countries are beginning to subside!

The global debts reached by our major economies is so heavy that thety are sucking countries down below the water line. The White House is being turned into Noah's Ark just in case!

written by Jaggedone, 21 November 2011
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'Scientists' reject latest findings

'Scientists' in Italy are again rejecting the findings that neutrinos travel faster than the speed of light as it completely destroys all there fictional science. More as they make it up.....

written by Gary Potter, 21 November 2011
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Michelle Obama Is Very Strict When It Comes To Certain Stuff

The First Mama, Michelle Obama has said that she does not believe in tattoos, piercings, planking, teapotting, or horizontal hokey pokey sex videos.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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Roman Polanski Offers His Advice To Ex-Coach Jerry Sandusky

Roman Polanski was asked if he had any advice for former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky. RoPo grinned and said that Sandy better move to France as soon as possible.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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Michele Bachmann And The Change of Life Factor

Michele Bachmann was recently asked about the small patch of hair that has appeared on her chin. She blushed and blamed it on that damn Global Warming.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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The One and Only Monica Lewinsky

The most famous female White House intern in history is back in the news. Monica Lewinsky reportedly said that she's not pregnant, but if she was she would want it to be with Justin Bieber's baby.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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Duty freeze - Osborne 'trims welfare benefits to stop fuel rise'

Chancellor Osborne is drawing up plans to freeze fuel duty for motorists - by cutting back on welfare benefits.

'How kind of him!'

written by Inchcock, 21 November 2011
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God is a Man United fan!

Since 1958 God has been Man United fan, sure! God sent Mon Dieu, he appointed Sir Alex and now they have Chicharito on his knees. They play crap and always win 1-0. A Holy Intervention, surely!

written by Jaggedone, 21 November 2011
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NHS staff told to give up annual pay increments or 35,000 jobs will go

The above headline appeared in the Guardian, on the 19th Dec 2010.

Apart from the 35,000 looking likely to be nearer 40,000, they seem to have got it right!

written by Inchcock, 21 November 2011
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You can see what they're doing and they seem to have done it in a planned and intelligent way!

This comment was made in the Daily Star

Who and what have they done?

Manchester City, they've made a £195m loss!

written by Inchcock, 21 November 2011
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Man charged over Nottingham shooting

A man's has been charged in connection with a shooting in the City.

Police interviewed several people about the incident, nine other men who remain on bail.

In Nottingham... never, well blow me!

written by Inchcock, 21 November 2011
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Army medics have been drafted in to keep a NHS hospital running for the first time in Britain

Stafford Hospital's forced into the move to keep its accident and emergency department open during the day.

It does not have enough staff.

There was no comment from £3,200 a week Hospital Manager!

written by Inchcock, 21 November 2011
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A Truckload of Nickels

U.S. Customs agents in San Diego, California confiscated over $17 million in counterfeit nickels. Agents first became suspicious when they noticed that Thomas Jefferson was wearing a baseball cap.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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The Bar Patron Was Very Embarassed

The world's skinniest woman was hospitalized after she was sitting in a bar in Las Vegas in a black dress and a patron mistook her for a swizzle stick and started stirring his Vodka Collins with her.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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WHO Has Issued An Important Warning

The World Health Organization has issued a warning that eating Kangaroo meat that is not fully cooked could result in an individual becoming extremely 'jumpy.'

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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Mumtanda Has Just Said "No" To DWTS

The African country of Mumtanda has stated that they will no longer telecast the American show Dancing With The Stars because the loud music was scaring the zebras, gazelles, and hippos.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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Heidi Montag Is One Woman Who Lives For Botoxing

Heidi Montag is so obsessed with botoxing that she went in and asked her doctor to botox her ovaries.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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The Yum Yum Cannibals Have Been Adequately Warned

The African country of Lower Zamgola has warned the Yum Yum cannibals against eating any Japanese tourists due to the fact that high level amounts of mercury have been found in some sushi.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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Ozzy Osbourne - The Rock Prince of Darkness and Diction

Ozzy Osbourne says that he went to a pet store last week and bought a parrot and so far he has taught it to say, "PPPPollllly waaaaana craaaaaker."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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John Boehner Is Working On Trying Not To Cry So Damn Much

Speaker of The House John Boehner, known as "Crybaby" Johnny because of his penchant for crying at the drop of a hat proudly revealed that he has finally been able to stop crying while showering.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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Kanye West And Astro - Like Two Spoiled Peas in An iPod

Kanye West says that he likes Astro, the little, spoiled, 15-year-old, brat rapper on X-Factor because he really reminds him of himself when he was a little, spoiled, 15-year-old, brat rapper.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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Australia's NASCAR Is Hopping Mad

PETA has forced Australia to ban NASCAR races after word got out that on average 14 kangaroos were being run over during each race.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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Pamela Anderson Talks About Her Tattoos

Pamela Anderson confessed that she is embarrassed to say that due to mother time marching on she now has tattoos that have changed in appearance and she has no idea what they used to be.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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Glenn Beck Will Soon Join The Club of Has Beens

Glenn Beck says that he is so afraid that soon nobody will remember him. He added that he is starting to feel like Gilbert Gottfried, Andrew Dice-Clay, Billy Bob Thornton, and Joaquin Phoenix.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 November 2011
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42 million Americans on food stamps agree

Wall Street Journal, most conservative newspaper in America, acknowledges a "Congress ... struggl[ing] with the basic tasks of governance."

written by The San Francisco Onion, 21 November 2011
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