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Hold Onto Your Hat

When anyone begins to refer to himself or herself in 3rd person, hold onto your hat. Lots of hot air will be blowing your way.

written by K.C. Bell, 19 November 2011
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Threesomes just didn't work for Demi, but were just fine for Ashton

Demi Moore experimented sexually in order to save her marriage with Ashton Kutcher, often welcoming into their twosome a female. Only problem: the female guest only wanted to have sex with Ashton.

written by Lyndon, 19 November 2011
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Bad Headline Number 93

DOCTORS MUST NOT SIGN OFF SICK (from BBC News website)

written by IN SEINE, 19 November 2011
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Angela and David Side by Side

But facing in opposite directions

written by j.w., 19 November 2011
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Sepp Blatter racism row: David Cameron joins calls for Fifa president to resign

Well Sepp Blatter joins calls for David Cameron to resign!

written by Inchcock, 19 November 2011
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At the Elections, David Cameron, pledged he would look after our young

David Cameron has condemned more than a million teenagers to a life without hope as his vicious public cuts send youth unemployment soaring.

Anyone surprised?

written by Inchcock, 19 November 2011
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Lower Zamgola Has Just Said "No"

The African country of Lower Zamgola has cancelled their planned invasion of Peru due to the fact that the darts from their poison dart guns were found to contain unacceptably large amounts of lead.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 November 2011
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Ashton Kutcher and His Brand New Fragrance

Ashton Kutcher, whose wife Demi Moore, has just filed for divorce will soon be coming out with a new men's cologne called, Eau Du Dumped.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 November 2011
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Iceland Says That It Just Ain't Gonna Happen

The country of Iceland has cancelled plans for its new reality show Dancing With The Stars when it was learned that there are no stars in Iceland.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 November 2011
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The Indianapolis Colts' Giddy Up And Go Has Gotten Up and Gone

The owners of the Indianapolis Colts, who are currently 0-10, are so embarrassed that they are seriously thinking about moving the team to Tijuana, Mexico.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 November 2011
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Joan Rivers - One of The Biggest Porponents of Botoxing

Melissa Rivers says that she is really concerned that her mother may be getting carried away with botoxing after she learns that her mom recently had her uterus botoxed.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 November 2011
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Jet Blue Is Desperate

Jet Blue Airlines in a move to attract more business is offering each passenger between now and Thanksgiving a free Butterball Thanksgiving Turkey.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 November 2011
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The Amish People Do Have Very Strict Rules and Regulations

An Amish woman living in Buggy Whip, Ohio said that she was ostracized from the Amish group when she accidentally revealed to a neighbor that she has been fantasizing about an electric vibrator.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 November 2011
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Naomi Campbell Does Not Cotton To Being Harassed

Naomi Campbell, who has one of the meanest tempers in the nation, said that if Herman Cain tried what he did with the white blonde women with her that he would end up wearing his balls as ear plugs!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 November 2011
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Electricity Finally Comes To The Village of Tumbasumba

The African village of Tumba, Buffaranda, population 19,873, has finally hooked up to Buffaranda Power and light. Sales of microwaves and blenders are expected to increase by at least 600%.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 November 2011
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Gatorade Was Originally Not Orange

When Gatorade was first invented back in 1965, it was pink in color but the color was quickly changed to orange since back then pink was considered to be a sissy color.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 November 2011
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The Former 'Husband Stealer' Known As LeAnn Rimes

Country singer LeAnn Rimes has stated that she will never, ever again steal another woman's husband unless of course her husband Eddie Cibrian dumps her and she becomes desperate.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 November 2011
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Simon (Cowell) Says

Simon Cowell has announced that he and 60s singing duo Simon and Garfunkel have agreed to form a music publishing company to be called, Simon, and Simon and Garfunkel Music.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 November 2011
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Occupy Wall Street Mobs

Corrupt Democratic politicians & armchair liberals encourage OWS violent troublemakers who carry hateful signs, suppressing everyone's rights but theirs. Armchair liberals could get bit in the ass!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 November 2011
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White House Thoughts on Occupy Wall Street Mobs

PRESIDENT OBAMA: They represent a leaderless utopian left leaning movement that will vote for me in November 2012. FIRST LADY: They're a bunch of freeloading bastards!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 November 2011
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Why Always During Dinner

The colon lady, TV spokesperson for combating diarrhea, constipation, bloating & gas goofed, blowing herself into low earth orbit. NASA is investigating the concept as a new orbiter power source.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 19 November 2011
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