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Bin Laden Assainated

Alqueda takes Responsibility for this act as well.

written by Waskily Wabbit, 02 May 2011
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It Is Quite Safe to Say…

Osama Bin Laden is dead. However if you said "Osama Bin Laden is dead today", only 1% of people believe it to be true!

written by IN SEINE, 02 May 2011
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To Become an Annual Event

Having been pronounced dead in 2002, 2005, 2008 and today, it has been decided to make it an annual event!

written by IN SEINE, 02 May 2011
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation

She admits that she showed no panty lines at the wedding because "I never wear panties."

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation

Tom Cruise seen jumping up and down on Oprah's couch about Pippa!

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation

Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O'Donnell in fistfight to see which can have her on their shows first.

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation

Posters will be available for teenage boys to post in their rooms soon.

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation

Morton Salt wants her to update their famous "girl getting her panties pulled off by the dog" scene.

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Pippa Middleton's Famous Ass Still A Media Sensation

No truth to the rumor that she has been asked to join the Wiggles.

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Bin and Gone

Osama's bin and gone.

written by j.w., 02 May 2011
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid

Pippa Middleton's ass was not involved in this story in any way.

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid

Englishman denies death, claims he's "pining for the fjords."

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid

There's now an empty cave for rent.

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid

Celebrants sing "ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!"

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Osama Bin Laden Killed in Raid

Twelve sheep and two camels widowed at his death

written by Jalapenoman, 02 May 2011
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Overwhelming Relief that Bin Laden Search is Over

'It's been a worrying 10 years for me' says Cat Stevens.

written by pinxit, 02 May 2011
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"Birthers" Require Death Certificate

"Birthers", who, for years have called for the production of Obama's birth certificate are now asking to see the death certificate of Osama Bin Laden. It is estimated that this will take 10 years.

written by IN SEINE, 02 May 2011
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The Real Reason Why Bin Laden Buried At Sea

Apparently, his last wish was for the Americans to dance on his grave.

written by IN SEINE, 02 May 2011
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The World's Most Wanted Person

Following the death of Osama Bin Laden, the World's Most Wanted Person has now been replaced by...Pippa Middleton

written by IN SEINE, 02 May 2011
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Osama bin Laden Killed by U.S. Forces

Reapers demand to see long-form death certificate.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 02 May 2011
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Satan is Dead!

Christians baffled that evil still exists in the world.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 02 May 2011
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Victoria Beckham apologizes for snub to Spencer sisters

Mistook for former bandmates.

written by Catherine the Average, 02 May 2011
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Cart Wheeling Verger Cleared

New footage shows Princess Anne hurling him up aisle in bid to take out Earl Spencer.

written by Catherine the Average, 02 May 2011
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New World's Most Wanted Criminal Mastermind

Ima Knoll-Hopper, stylist to Princess Beatrice and Eugenie, leaps into first place following bin Laden vacancy.

written by Catherine the Average, 02 May 2011
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Princess Anne Tweet

Ingrates B & E yet to thank me for choosing their outfits for Friday!

written by Catherine the Average, 02 May 2011
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Obama been bombin Osama Bin Ladin

Say it fast ten times.

written by Aspartame Boy, 02 May 2011
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Bin Laden

Pippa Middleton's ass to make statement shortly.

written by Catherine the Average, 02 May 2011
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The Arizona Cardnals May Be Going The Way of The Houston Oilers

The Arizona Cardinals football team is seriously considering on changing their name to the more appropriate name The Arizona Dust Bunnies.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
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The Viagra Industry Has A 'Hard' Decision To Make

The Viagra industry hit by economic hard times, no pun intended, is having to shut down its St. Petersburg, Florida plant.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
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But Then They Would Not Be Idaho Potatoes!

The Idaho legislature has voted down a proposal that would have outsourced the growing of potatoes to Pakistan.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
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The Brothers And Sisters Just Cannot Be Talking That Way

One of the most religious churches in America, The Church of The Overbrimming Collection Plate, located in Mobile, Alabama, has outlawed the use of the phrase 'tongue-in-cheek.'

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
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Sarah Palin Should Have Been a Geography-Math Teacher

Sarah Palin once again showing that she is not only a geography whiz but a math whiz as well told a reporter that she speaks two languages, the first is English and the other two are Russian.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
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The Days of June Cleaver and Donna Stone Are Long Gone

The U.S. Senate has agreed to drop the use of the word 'Stay at Home Moms' due to the fact that there are no longer anymore 'Stay at Home Moms.'

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
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If There Is One Thing That Iceland Does Not Need It's This

The Taliban has stated that effective June 1, 2011, they will be closing down their office located in Reykjavik, Iceland.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
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The Taliban and Trump Are On The Same Page

Both the Taliban and the Trump have announced the beginning of their Spring Offensive.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 May 2011
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