Not looking so bad now, am I?
Kate Middleton's controversial uncle to be seated next to Duke of York at wedding, wearing 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirt.
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Breaking Hollywood News
Charlie Sheen set to play Prince Andrew set to play Charlie Sheen in new farce biopic in cinemas by Christmas.
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Nightclub kerfuffle as Jordan 'thrown out by the bouncers'
'They were the nearest things to hand" says unrepentent door-supervisor.
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pinxit, 07 March 2011
Gadaffi Giving Ruling Tips to David Cameron
LONDON & TRIPOLI - Gadaffi talked to David Cameron, via vid-conference, giving tips on how to run his nation. "Don't give them freedom of speech. Trust me on this," said G. "My people love me for it!"
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Hot Off The Press!
My trousers.
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We'll call it Mission Accomplished then shall we chaps?
6 SAS men caught in Libya with false passports and having several cover stories (depending on who caught them)told rebels they'd come to find out their aims.
"To get rid of Gaddafi" they replied!
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London: Noose Corpse Drops Acquisition After Finding It's A Person
No comments from Business Secretary.
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Nani Still Crying !
Soft-arsed Man United star Nani is still crying, 24 hours after Liverpool's Jamie Carragher fouled him.
The Big Girls Blouse used a full packet of tissues on the way home.
'It hurt that,' he said.
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Fergie Silences Fans!
Sulking Big Kid, Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson has today ordered all United fans not to speak to anyone else other than fellow United fans.
'I'll wuddy show them,' he fumed.
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Kolo Toure Diet Tips
Manchester City Defender Kolo Toure made the headlines for all the wrong reasons this week by taking some of his wife's dietary pills!
The good news is he's already dropped two dress sizes.
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Gaddafi Conveys Thanks To "People Who Love Me"
Correction: That should read, 'Sends Convoys Of Tanks To Crush People...'.
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Italy: Berlusconi Undergoes Face Surgery
A face-saving operation?
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Winning
The Oxford Dictionary has a new definition for winning, losing your mind to drugs and living with whores.
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Peabrains in a pod?
Daily Mail said investigating possibility Prince Andrew and Charlie Sheen separated at birth.
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Duke of Edinburgh Tweet
@#$# %^&$# @(^%$**!@!!!!!
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For Your Information
Minnesota officials say recent cases of E. coli infection in three states are linked to eating Filberts. I spell my name Philbert and my three female secretaries have not complained of any illness!
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