Dirk Kuyt Scores Shortest Hat-Trick Ever
Football News, and history was made today when Liverpool's Dutch Forward Dirk Kuyt scored the shortest ever Hat-Trick.
All 3 of his goals were 'Tap-Ins', and added up to a total of 6 Yards.
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Hanley penalised for 'tugging in the box'
"If he wants to do that he should do it in the privacy of his own home, in front of the computer and a box of tissues - as I do" said Mark Clattenburg.
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pinxit, 06 March 2011
Famous Spoofer, S+++b 99 commits hari-kari as Man utd lose again!
Man Utd lose again and famous spoofer, S+++b 99, just couldn't take losing so he attempted hari-kari, but just like Nani's header, it failed, Nani & S+++b 99 are recovering in hospital, kiddies ward!
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FIFA ban snoods and claim soccer is a real man's game, ask Nani!
Neckwarmers or snoods have been banned from soccer because FIFA claim that soccer is a "real man's game, we asked Man Utd's Nani for his opinion, but he was too busy having his nails pedicured!
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Award for Duke of York
Set to receive Charlie Sheen Prize for Excellence in Judgement on 1st April.
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Princess Anne Tweet
Told Tindall to get his nose sorted before wedding. Didn't mean surgery. Not with my left hook.
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Doctors Using Hi Tech Dummies
NHS doctors are training on sophisticated dummies to prepare them for most crises, its been revealed.
Debutantes from Westminster and Kensington are keen on applying.
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grimbo, 06 March 2011
Spoof Writers Hire Assistants To Give Five Thumbs To Own Stories
Too much 'thumbing' is making The Spoof! web-pages dog-eared.
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Merriam-Webster Updates Dictionary
Charlie Sheen has made it into the Merriam-Webster Dictionary Collegiate Edition. His picture can now be found next to the word "crazy."
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