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Carlos Tevez is not ugly, he claims!

Man City superstar, Carlos Tevez, is not ugly he claims and is about to prove it by suing an Argentinian TV show who claims the opposite. Tevez doesn't possess mirrors either!

written by Jaggedone, 11 March 2011
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Super-injunction prevents anyone calling Fred Goodwin a '*anker'

But doesn't restrain us referring to him as a 'Thi*ving, gr*edy b*st*rd cu*t'.

[Oh yes it does. Sorry. Ed]

written by pinxit, 11 March 2011
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Writers' Block Pandemic!

A pandemic of Writer's Block has swept across the land today with.......................nope, got nothing. Sorry.

written by the edgy gerbil, 11 March 2011
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Fields Of Goldfish.

It's been revealed today that goldfish can only remember things for approximately ten to fifteen seconds. In other news, godfish can only remember things for ten to fifteen seconds.

written by the edgy gerbil, 11 March 2011
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what's it all about then?

Tonight, I'll be asking; The Hokey Cokey, what if it really IS what its all about?

written by the edgy gerbil, 11 March 2011
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Arsenal Fan Wishes Spurs All The Best In CL Quest.

Not really.

written by Skoob1999, 11 March 2011
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Dung Beetle Diet Slammed

"They don't get five a day," claims nutritionist.

written by Skoob1999, 11 March 2011
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More Misery For Commuters

They'll still have to catch trains.

written by Skoob1999, 11 March 2011
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A Guide For Stand-Up Comedians

It helps to arrive at the correct venue.

written by Skoob1999, 11 March 2011
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Cure For Travel Sickness Announced!

Avoid travel.

written by Skoob1999, 11 March 2011
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Screaming!

"Pointless, unless you're in trouble," says feminist.

written by Skoob1999, 11 March 2011
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Sewage worker quits

Says: "It was a crappy job anyway."

written by Skoob1999, 11 March 2011
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Very Unintended Consequences

San Francisco CA's new low pressure/low water toilets cause sewer lines to back up in the city. The mayor says s**t, s**t, s**t!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 March 2011
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Is the truth out there?

News comes to this desk today that giant rocks crash into the country every day but the government hushes it up. Also, why aliens sorted out my garden shed for me, and Wayne Rooney. Why?

written by the edgy gerbil, 11 March 2011
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