FIFA not corrupt?
It's very clear there's a FIFA everything...
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Simon Cowell 'mistaken for massive turd'
Simon Cowell was attacked by a street cleaner this morning. Cowell said the man told him it was his job to clean up excrement on the pavement and 'faced with a massive turd' simply did his job.
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Educational standards improved
Prime Minister David Cameron has praised his government's educational policies, after a survey showed an increase in the number of newspaper personal adverts offering "A level" services.
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Election Attack Ads Getting Out of Hand
WASHINGTON DC - As the Republicans launch their attack ads, the sane populace has noticed that calling Obama 'devil Communist-Fascist' is not a good impression. "It only works on the stupid, ie. GOP."
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Cheryl Cole in denial!
Extremely talented British singer Cheryl Cole said today she absolutely HAD NOT been blogging from Germany recently.
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Man Jumps Off Brooklyn Bridge
Wife states, "I wasn't trying to be mean. I was simply pointing out his flaws."
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American 5th Grader Concerned With Simon Cowell's Appearance
"Mom, if Simon Cowell is so rich then why does he always wear the same shirt?" Anna-11
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Experts try to find source of Ecoli
UK - 11 cases
France - 6 cases
Spain - 1 case
Germany - 1733 cases
Probably Germany then...
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Queen's Horse
The Queen's Horse 'Bohemian Rhapsody' is the hot Derby favourite. Outsider 'Future King' is not expected to succeed.
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j.w., 04 June 2011
Penguin impressionists rear chick
Good news for those of us who can speak Penguin: we get to shag their kids.
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Google abandon older browsers
Internet titan Google says that the over 40's are wasting their bandwidth and will be refused access to their search engine
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