Spoof Writer, Lady Godiva, retires from teaching
Red Alert! Lady G. HAS officially retired from teaching and promises to be more ACTIVE on the Spoof. Gird your loins boys. Batten down the hatches maties. You have been warned. LOL LOL LOL
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Man Stung by a Scorpion on Flight
A man on a flight to Alaska was starting today by a scorpion. The man paid $50 for the autograph of Rudolph Schenker, which was more than twice the going price. OUCH!
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America to Go Cashless
Wallet manufacturers are furious - especially in China!
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Control Freak Anonymous
Why not let go of your obsessive controlling nature, and be bossed about for a bit? Come to our S&M therapy session on Thursdays at Peckham Methodist Church. Chains and whips provided.
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written by
IainB, 30 June 2011
Frogs Annexe New York and threaten nuclear war with rest of the USA
Armies of frogs led by goats took over New York yesterday and threatened to launch nuclear war on the USA after they discovered that they had been the principal ingredients in Big Macs since 1956.
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written by
Alex99, 30 June 2011
UK teachers strike over pensions
Pupils offer full support for further action. Hey, wait a minute…………….
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Good news. Stabbing intruders in your home made legal
Bad news. Jehovah's Witnesses and mothers-in-law excluded from act
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Knock knock. Who's there?
Susan Boyle.
Susan Boyle who?
That's showbiz.
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A doctor said; "Men think about sex every ten seconds"
We don't know who that doctor is but we guess she had massive tits
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US cocaine contaminated with flesh-eating bacteria
Doctors say; they may die in vein
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Cheryl Cole to make new reality show
It's called, "The X fucked her"
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Cheryl Cole declares new hairdo a failure
She says she's still not dumb enough to forgive Ashley
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Essex Police appeal for help with rape
So far three hundred men have volunteered
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Middle aged ladies demand PM helps Greece
The ladies left when Cameron explained; "The Greece in trouble is not the musical Grease starring John Travolta. Tomorrows protest "Hands off Labia" has been cancelled for similar reasons
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French couple adopt a gorilla; they must be bananas!
A French couple have adopted a fully grown female gorilla and after a hard day's work at the zoo the gorila goes home with them, her fav TV programme is the Monkees!
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Scientists discover insect with noisiest cock...
...beating the last winner, Nick Clegg with David Cameron
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My Space Ends
I don't know about your space but my space has come to an end just in time. I now have the chance to put some timber in the empty void.
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written by
j.w., 30 June 2011
Accused flasher worried before his trial hearing
'It won't stand up in court' he says.
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written by
pinxit, 30 June 2011
