U2 Play 'Beautiful Day' At Glastonbury
In the pouring rain. Oh the irony...
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Grass Growing Declared Olympic Event To End Ticketing Row
'Unlimited £10 tickets are available to watch competitive grass growing on the South Downs,' confirmed Seb Coe. 'Now everyone can attend an Olympic event, we hope unlucky bastards will stop whinging.'
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The best part of fighting is the make up sex afterwards
Your mother, however, may disagree
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When in Syria don't forget to turn your watch back
Around the 12th Century is about right
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Being a 'great host' isn't always good
Especially when the letter from the STD Clinic arrives
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Andy Murray
The only Scot in London with a roof over his head
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Troubled by loan sharks?
Simply don't revisit the aquarium
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22 identical sealed boxes. A quarter of a million pounds. And just one question.
What else is on?
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Harry Potter star seen with Sharapova at Wimbledon
'When Grint met Grunt.'
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pinxit, 24 June 2011
Texas Governor Doesn't Win Points with Latinos
Despite the fact Rick Perry passed out the new Powerade Latino sports drink, he didn't win any votes at the National Latino Conference.
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50% of Bicycles Unused
The British Federation of cyclists claim that 50% of bicycles are unused. However, they declined to reveal which half not used.
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Leeds Utd granny hooligirl arrested and banned!
A Leeds Utd hooligirl also a granny was arrested after invading the pitch, was locked up and now she's been banned! Wild with revenge she kicked the crap out of a neighbours cat who is a Man Utd fan!
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Newt Gingrich Knows John Edward's Pain
Newt Gingrich says that ever since his political campaign workers walked out on him leaving him all alone, he now realizes how Senator John Edwards feels, except of course without the baby.
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Jon Huntsman?...Jon Huntsman??
The latest politician to enter into the GOP presidential primary is Utah's Jon Huntsman. And he is so widely unknown that he has to wear a name tag.
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Afghanistan and The Mickey D's Problem
After hearing President Obama's speech about him withdrawing 10,000 troops the government of Afghanistan asked him for $3 billion since they'll have to shut down six McDonald's.
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The Teardrops Resemblance Was Amazing
It turns out that the crying baby that President Obama was holding was actually Glenn Beck's love child.
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Diddy Changes His Name To 'Chuck Berry'
Purchases Naming Rights From Johnny B. Goode
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BNP launch their own social networking site
'Racebook'.
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written by
pinxit, 24 June 2011
Toddler's 28-mile solo bus trip
Parents say they didn't even know he could drive
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Want to keep slim?
Queue-jump to reduce your wait
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