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"Murray Mount" Is To Close

"Murray Mount" in Wimbledon is set to close because of health and safety. The HSE has decided that it bears too much resemblance with the grassy knoll involved in the assassination of John F. Kennedy

written by IN SEINE, 23 June 2011
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Couldn't get to Glastonbury?

Turn your iPod up to 10 and cover yourself in mud and shit

written by ExiledRoyal, 23 June 2011
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Employers!

Hire anorexics as they'll never ask for a lunch-break

written by ExiledRoyal, 23 June 2011
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For those who can never remember how to spell 'diarrhea'

Just give up and call it squits

written by ExiledRoyal, 23 June 2011
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Brain Cells Can Be Grown from Patches of Skin

Scientists have discovered that brain cells can be grown from patches of skin. However, they have not been able to grow a brain for a politician - maybe they are just too hard-skinned!

written by IN SEINE, 23 June 2011
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Ryan Giggs

Ryan Giggs pulls out of Big Brother. He said it brought back too many memories of being in big brothers wife.

written by Les Being, 23 June 2011
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Danny Dyer

During a routine genealogy test, cockney actor Danny Dyer discovered that he is in fact Welsh. Our thoughts are with Danny and his family at this unhappy time.

written by Les Being, 23 June 2011
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Humpty Dumpty

How do we know he was an egg?

written by ExiledRoyal, 23 June 2011
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Geert Wilders cleared of hate charges!

Dutch far-right politiican Geert wilders has been cleared of hating Muslims, but he still don't like them!

written by Jaggedone, 23 June 2011
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Outrage at Sun

An outraged Sun is furious at hackers allegedly from LulzSec who have hacked into their servers. 'We will be helping Police with their enquiries' was a comment overheard when I tuned in.

written by j.w., 23 June 2011
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Live dragon racing at Glastonbury this year

LSD can work wonders, concedes Michael Eavis

written by ExiledRoyal, 23 June 2011
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Andy Murray still British

For a few more days at least

written by ExiledRoyal, 23 June 2011
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Man takes LSD and has really bad trip

Ends up in Syria

written by ExiledRoyal, 23 June 2011
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Man watching Venus Williams match on TV arrested

Neighbours rang police concerned that he was raping a farm animal

written by ExiledRoyal, 23 June 2011
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But The Penguins Looked Fine...Really

Three of the penguins who starred with Jim Carrey In Mr. Poppers Penguins have reportedly entered a rehab clinic for a sardine addiction.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 June 2011
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It Looks Like The Gay Fella Is Just Out Of Luck

A gay man in Arizona wants to marry himself. A judge said that it's dumb, stupid, and besides Arizona does not recognize gay marriages.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 June 2011
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The Country Record Producers Talk About Cheating

Country music producers in an effort to get rid of the cheating stigma associated with country music have asked artists to please limit the amount of cheating songs on a CD to no more than three.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 June 2011
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The Liposuction Craze Has Really Gotten Out Of Hand

Los Angeles County has issued a statement that it will no longer allow doctors to perform liposuction on anorexic women.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 June 2011
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For Those Who Thought The Tsunami Wasn't All That

A Lake Michigan barge operator just reported finding a Japanese whaling ship in Lake Michigan. The captain and crew of nine appeared to be somewhat disoriented.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 June 2011
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"The Bison Rule" is Wyoming's Motto

NASCAR says they are leaving the state of Wyoming. The drivers just got tired of having to dodge all them buffaloes on the track.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 June 2011
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NBC Sports Channel renounces US citizenship

Refuses to apologize for censoring "under God" from school classroom Pledge of Allegiance. "If renouncing our US citizenship is good enough for Superman, then it's good enough for NBC Sports..."

written by Robin Berger, 23 June 2011
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