Free beer tomorrow.
There is a sign in my local pub promising FREE BEER TOMORROW.
Lots of idiots turned up. Like they do every day.
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Punch drunk Hooligans insult the Queen at Royal Ascot!
The Queen was insulted by a bunch of hooligans dressed in Armani suits at Royal Ascot. They had had a punch up and got upset when the Queen told them to "f++k off because I can't enjoy my champers!"
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Sarah Palin Does Know Her Planets
Sarah "Snowflake" Palin was asked if men are from Mars and women are from Venus then what planet are gays and lesbians from. She replied, "Oh that's an easy one...San Fransissyco.
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Congressman Weiner May Have A New Job Lined Up
Now that Congressman Weiner has resigned his congressional seat he is seriously thinking about becoming a priest.
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And Who Is This Michele Bachmann Again?
It seems that Rep. Michele Bachmann who wants to be the GOP presidential candidate says that a lot of people know who she is...well sure her mom and dad, her uncles, aunts, and most of her cousins.
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Sarah Palin's Tea Party Has No Policies, No Doctrines, No Nothing
In a bad news good news story, Sarah Palin says that the Tea Party Offices in Arizona have completely burned down. She added that the good news was that the offices were totally empty.
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New glasses that can see up to 9 years into the future
Yes, you can have 20/20 vision!
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Luggage smeared with Vaseline
Police said they were dropping the case
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Zippo Lighter for sale
£200. That's £2 for the lighter and £198 for the petrol.
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Missing autistic boy found safe
He was unable to open it, however.
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Colonel Gaddafi To Be Invited To The London 2012 Olympics
'We have already built a compound for his accommodation on Salisbury Plain,' said the commander in charge of the military firing range. 'We have even decorated the top of his tent with an "X".'
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Clumsy Bladder Surgeon Struck off
For constantly ripping the piss out of his patients.
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pinxit, 17 June 2011
Sarah Palin Just Keeps On Keeping On
Sarah Palin was asked if she believes in space aliens. "Of course I do. There are thousands of them working illegally in restaurants in Arizona and we need to send them back to East Los Angeles."
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Paris Hilton - The Socialite Who Knows A Lot About Nothing
Paris Hilton was asked if it is true that her G-Spot weighs five pounds. She smiled and said, "Well it all depends on if it's wet or not."
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Tina Fey Wants Sarah Palin To Stop It!
Tina Fey is furious and she has asked a New York state judge to ban Sarah Palin from impersonating her due to the fact that the embarrassment is causing her undue stress.
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The Former Actor Known As Zack Galifianakis
One of the stars of Hangover Part II, Zack Galifianakis has been asked by his agent to change his last name to something easier to pronounce and remember. Zack will now be known as Zack Glockenspiel.
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Sarah Palin Sure Does Know Her Fruit
Sarah Palin was asked who Johnny Appleseed was. She replied, "Well ya know, he was that tall skinny fella that went around warning the British not to eat apples cause they had worms in them."
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John Goodman - Mistaken Identify
John Goodman stated that he is tired of being referred to as 'Michael Moore but without the baseball cap.'
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Mary Kate Olsen Just Says "No"
Mary Kate Olsen denies she's dating Kanye West. She replied, "Hey, he's old, he's a rap singer, he steals microphones, and he's black." She thought about it and then said, "Okay forget the old part."
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Donald Trump Turns 65, His Hair Is 85
Donald Trump just had his 65th birthday and lets hope that someone gave him a hand held mirror.
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