Russians
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
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Did you know?
It takes 40 gallons of sap to make one Weiner.
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X-Factor Is Getting Out-of-Hand
Simon Cowell says that he is now planning to have an X-Factor in Egypt. He says that to make it more interesting the rejected acts will actually be jailed
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Tracy Morgan and The KKKonnection
The Ku Klux Klan is reporting that Tracy Morgan did in fact apply for membership but he was turned down as being too much of a bigot.
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The Very, Very Confused Chaz Bono
Chaz Bono who was born a female and then became a male now says he is thinking of going back to being a female. Voters can vote at www.chazpeepee.huh
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Joan Rivers Is Grinning From Jewish Ear to Jewish Ear
Joan Rivers who has not been with a man in years reportedly downloaded Anthony Weiner's pecker picture and is using it as her computer screen saver.
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Weiner Anxiety Attack!
Rehab center reports Weiner goes mental when told he can not act out through his penis. "It's not fair,' he cried, "we've been through many hard times together and he always knows what I'm thinking!
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Morse, 12 June 2011
Huma Weiner Denies She's Pregnant!
After being counseled by Clintons says, "I never had sex with THAT man, Anthony Weiner" before seeking annulment under non performance BONUS clause in her contract which included 'no hummers!'
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Wasserman Shultz considers Lyposuction on Her Arse!
DNC head said, "maybe that will take people's mind off my bad hair and put their attention in it's proper place; worked for Pippa didn't it?" Alex Baldwin says, "she's no Pippa," in understatement!
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Weiner Blames Childhood for Penis Obsession!
Wanker claims his family was so poor he never got toys on Hanukkah and was reduced to 'playing with himself!"
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Netanyahu Demands US Cut Off Foreign Aid!
PM claims support by Weiner, Wasserman-Schultz, Shumer, Feinstein and Frank gives his country a bad name. "Hamas is bad enough , we don't need collateral damage from these people going off !
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Psychiatrist Urges Weiner Must Stay in Congress!
Confidential Clinical report concludes: "This man is far to dangerous to be employed or released into the private sector!"
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Government's 'Work Training' plans.....for Children!
...Mr Cameron insists plans to end child support benefit will not result in children being abandoned onto the streets. Old style Victorian workhouses will be brought in to accommodate them he says.
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Male Chauvinist Pig.
There is only one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig and that's a woman who won't do as she is told.
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Sexism Book.
I am going to write a book about sexism. Of course it will include pictures so that women can understand it.
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Rooney has new nickname
Rooney's mates are calling him 'Scabby 'Ead Scouser'.
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