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If It's a Success…

If successful, virtual diagnosis will save the NHS billions of pounds. However, some gynaecologists would not be able to see their patients online for fear of being called perverts

written by IN SEINE, 07 July 2011
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City of London to Be Twinned with Pamplona

Although it has nothing in common with Pamplona, there is currently more bull running over here!

written by IN SEINE, 07 July 2011
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Doctors Look Forward to Seeing Patients Online

… Especially those with halitosis

written by IN SEINE, 07 July 2011
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The Doctor Will See You Now

It has been reported that doctors will be able to see patients over the Internet within a year, however, that is providing that everyone can use a computer and can afford an Internet Service Provider.

written by IN SEINE, 07 July 2011
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Free Shares to Be Given Away

Next Sunday promises to be an exciting day when the News of the World will be giving away 600,000 FREE shares!

written by IN SEINE, 07 July 2011
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Sharapova grunt gets UK girl evicted!

A UK teenage girl has been evicted because she had sex every day and grunted non-stop, even when having a suck she made such a noise the plumbers were called in!

written by Jaggedone, 07 July 2011
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Sarah Palin In Her Own "State" of Mind

Sarah Palin was asked if she plans on campaigning in Hawaii. She got a puzzled look on her face and then answered, "You betcha - assuming of course that it's a state."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 July 2011
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Tim Pawlenty Is Concerned With People's Eating Habits

Tim Pawlenty says that if he is elected president he will outlaw fast food drive thru windows. He explained that it is not fair to the poor people who do not have cars.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 July 2011
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Hugo Chavez - The President, The Producer, The Host, The Judge

President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela hosts a very popular reality show called, Okay So Who Wants To Get On My Bad Side?

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 July 2011
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Sarah Palin Cutting Down On Bread

Sarah Palin in an effort to show that she is doing her share to save energy says that she is getting rid of her four-slice toaster and going back to a two-slice toaster.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 July 2011
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Michele Bachmann Is Definitely The Underdog

Black singer Seal who is married to Heidi Klum stated that Michele Bachmann has about as much chance of being elected president as he has of being asked to make a commercial for sunblock.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 July 2011
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If You've Seen One Singing Contest Show - You've Seen All 12

With one or two more brand new singing contest shows on the air everyone in America between the ages of 6 and 68 who can sing will have been discovered.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 July 2011
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Spoofer's phone hacked

He said I spent too much time on my cell phone so my husband hacked it in two with his axe.

written by Lady Godiva, 07 July 2011
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British Institution Ends on Sunday as Result of Phone Hacking Scandal

Metropolitan Police to shut down and rebrand.

written by pinxit, 07 July 2011
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BBC newsman jailed for rape and murder

I'm sorry, that report should have read; BBC News, Man jailed for rape and murder……………….

written by Les Being, 07 July 2011
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Hit me at 30...

... and there's an 80% chance that you don't really know the rules of black-jack

written by ExiledRoyal, 07 July 2011
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Don't bother giving to the Alzheimers Society

Just tell them you gave last week

written by ExiledRoyal, 07 July 2011
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Buy a copy of the News of the World this Sunday

It's the quickest way to pick up your voicemail

written by ExiledRoyal, 07 July 2011
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3 Cliff Walkers Fall to Their Death

The chances of three people of the same name having that happen to them on the same day are astronomical say the Police

written by ExiledRoyal, 07 July 2011
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Dan Brown's latest mystery

Why do his books top the list of donations to charity shops?

written by Les Being, 07 July 2011
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French erect tribute in honour of Princess Diana

Workers were seen placing the carefully crafted red and white plaque on a concrete post near the fatal crash site. It simply says; "Ralentis, tu vas trop vite!" which we think means England's Rose

written by Les Being, 07 July 2011
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Should internet porn be restricted?

MP's to take part in mass debate

written by Les Being, 07 July 2011
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Pete Doherty gets early release from jail

In other news: Colombia to announce boost in exports

written by Les Being, 07 July 2011
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Hacking investigators say thousands of numbers found

This figure was later revised when they realised they had picked up a copy of the yellow pages by mistake

written by Les Being, 07 July 2011
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Liz Hurley sneaks naked into spoof writer's bedroom

What do you mean it's not true, don't spoil it

written by Les Being, 07 July 2011
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Facebook adds in Skype video chat

In other news: A company that sells novelty masks say it has completely sold out of the one that makes a fat fifty year old look like a young schoolboy

written by Les Being, 07 July 2011
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UK experts find clue to pain of sunburn

No shit Sherlock. It's called Sun Burn. The clue is in the name

written by Les Being, 07 July 2011
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Armed siege in Southend over

Six hundred Essex police officers managed to arrest one unarmed man. One officer said; "This is the best overtime payment since the miners' strike, a good result all round"

written by Les Being, 07 July 2011
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Police investigation clears newspaper over hacking allegations

Rupert Murdoch says; "This was the expected outcome from what is quite possibly the best police force money can buy"

written by Les Being, 07 July 2011
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Tim Pawlenty Keeping It Nice and Very, Very Simple

Tim Pawlenty's campaign team has finally agreed on his presidential campaign slogan. Pawlenty's new slogan is "Huh?"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 July 2011
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Lindsay "The I'm Really A Good Girl Really" Lohan Is Trying

Lindsay Lohan says she is on the road to doing good and proof of that is that she has just agreed to do a commercial for the latest in ankle bracelet monitoring devices.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 July 2011
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The Happiest Mug Shot In The History of Mug Shots

Law enforcement officials are thinking about having Sen. John Edwards mug shot photoshopped because he appears way too happy in the photo. They plan to make him look more like Gary Busey.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 July 2011
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Sarah Palin Has Just About Pretty Much Lost Most of The Jewish Vote

Sarah Palin was asked what she thinks about bar mitzvahs. She paused for a few seconds and then replied, "Well ya know, I guess I'm okay with them but only as long as they stay in the bars."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 July 2011
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Florence Henderson Says That She Was Talking About The Seafood Family

A highly embarrassed Florence Henderson is now changing her story about former NYC Mayor John Lindsay giving her crabs. She now says she meant to say he gave her a very nice lobster.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 July 2011
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Renegade Paparrazi going undercover. Celebs panic.

A number of 'bored' members of the Paparrazi have gone undercover to pap celebs. pooping. Celebs. having to take extraordinary measures to continue enjoying bowel movements in privacy.

written by Lady Godiva, 07 July 2011
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