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Sad you have to die to become famous

Although Amy Winehouse was famous in the music world before she died.....sales of her CD's etc. are going through the roof.

Maybe when I die I'll be No. 1 Spoofwriter.

No way. I'd rather live.

written by Lady Godiva, 31 July 2011
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Mike Tindall spotted day after wedding to Zara Phillips wearing same suit

Let's hope he showered and put on clean underwear..but...you know these rugby players....

written by Lady Godiva, 31 July 2011
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Bastards in State Department deny Ugandan Little League Team, visas to enter US

Birth certificates cause problems again. States Department denies visas for Ugandan children to enter USA to play Little League baseball. Birth records questionable.

President Obama where are you?

written by Lady Godiva, 31 July 2011
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Blair in the Firing Line

Tony Blair is suffering from a bad chill and is not talking to anyone about what he is going to do.

written by j.w., 31 July 2011
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Apple Inc buy the White House!

Steve Jobs, Apple Inc owner, has decided to bail out the US government! In return he will replace Obama as president and Barack will become his chauffeur and personal shoe-shine boy!

written by Jaggedone, 31 July 2011
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Transfer Window

The transfer window between our house and next door is very active at the moment. Vigourous movement is taking place before the window closes.

written by j.w., 31 July 2011
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Manchester United Beat Barcelona!

It was only a friendly. D'oh!

written by Skoob1999, 31 July 2011
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Parliament Reveals Financial 'Plan B'

Much rolling of thumbs, rolling eyeballs and humming.

written by Skoob1999, 31 July 2011
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Discourages Thinking out of the Box

When will the Washington DC crowd learn you cannot enact technology advances? New gasoline fuel standards could discourage development of alternates to gasoline, electric & natural gas powered cars!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 July 2011
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Democratic Senate Majority Leader (Pinocchio) Reid

The Democratic liberals elected not to change the 60 vote rule in the US Senate, for when they become the minority party. Now they cry foul at the Republicans for using the Senate rules!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 July 2011
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Where's Waldo?

Senator Schumer (D-NY) at a Senate press conference indirectly criticizes President Obama for being a spectator, not providing any leadership during the Congressional debt limit debates.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 July 2011
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Another Global Stupidity Debunked

If radio waves cause brain cancer than the entire human race should be dead because of the radio frequency (RF) radiation that bombards planet Earth every day!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 July 2011
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Planet Earth in Deep Economic Trouble

The Chinese have just announced that the money they have loaned to the US and other countries was borrowed from the Martians. Mars plans to call the loans or invade!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 July 2011
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US Bills Not a Problem

Pres. Obama atones for not participating in the debt limit crisis debate by writing a personal check for $2.5 trillion. DNC Chairman Debbie Wasserman Shultz asks all liberals to donate $100,000 each!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 July 2011
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Leave Us Alone

Democratic left wing liberals are always complaining how their rights are being violated. These same loons have no problem asking Congress for legislation to regulate & control everyone else's lives!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 July 2011
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You Don't Know Better Than Us

Americans are upset over the Washington DC debt limit crisis, big government spending and associated regulations. "We did OK before these loony Democratic liberals got into our pants and wallets!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 July 2011
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SML Reid's Dumb Debt Limit Plan is DOA

43 of 47 Republican Senators signed a letter stating they would not back the plan. House Republicans signaled their rejection via a symbolic vote of 246 to 173. 12 House Democrats joined Republicans.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 July 2011
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Needed Change

Moody's Investor's Service expects to maintain the US's AAA rating for now. However, Moody's Investor's Service is to downgrade President Obama back to a community organizer!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 July 2011
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I Feel Your Pain, Peasants

President Obama will show his concern about the debt limit crisis, unemployment and poor US economic growth by only eating white cake without whipped cream at his birthday gala!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 July 2011
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Fairness, My Ass

Pres. Obama wants to tax the rich. Don't be fooled he wants to tax the middle class to use them as his ATM to fund social programs. Willie Sutton said "I rob banks because that's where the money is!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 July 2011
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Obama Would be Blamed for losing AAA Bond Rating

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) may turn out to be the Senator with the big Red S on his chest, as he has been negotiating with President Obama to end the debt ceiling crisis!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 July 2011
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