Order by:
Rating:

James Murdoch lied to Select Committee

really?

written by tedweasel, 21 July 2011
Rating:

NI Riots

Riots in Northern Ireland after Cameron confuses News International for Northern Ireland in security check.

written by j.w., 21 July 2011
Rating:

Hacking Cough

I've got this hacking cough through swallowing all the crap in the News of the World.

written by j.w., 21 July 2011
Rating:

First Things First

Thieves in Tucson broke into a jewelry store and all they stole were the security surveillance cameras.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 July 2011
Rating:

People Had Better Adhere To The Sign Or Else

The English Parliament has just put up a sign at the entrance which reads: Absolutely no shaving cream pies allowed beyond this point.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 July 2011
Rating:

Now That's A Likely Story

A flight crew on a plane bound for LAX found a stun gun in a passenger's boxer shorts. The embarrassed passenger replied that he merely uses it to warm up the complimentary pretzels.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 July 2011
Rating:

Rupert Murdoch Is Still Having Shaving Cream Pie Flashbacks

Due to the Rupert Murdoch shaving cream pie-in-the-face incident sales of shaving cream pies in England have nearly tripled.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 July 2011
Rating:

Drugs revelation

Yorkshire drug addicts are now using dental syringes to inject Ecstacy direct into their gums - A practice known as 'E by gum'.

written by tedweasel, 21 July 2011
Rating:

Hacking 'gag' lifted from royal lawyer?

Kinda pissed at them stealing all my best gags!

written by queen mudder, 21 July 2011
Rating:

Police for TV

A new TV show The Met in Action is being shown by Sky on it History Channel

written by j.w., 21 July 2011
Rating:

Vanessa to be Mrs Thatcher

Vanessa Redgrave is to become Mrs Thatcher in a fictional account of the former Prime Minister's life.

written by j.w., 21 July 2011
Rating:

So Farewell, The US Manned Space Programme

Thanks for the memories.

(I finally got to the Kennedy Space Center last year. Terrific.)

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 21 July 2011
Rating:

Top Vets Called In

The 10 Downing Street cat has only had a medium vetting procedure instead of the high priotity vetting normally given to cats aware of high security information.

written by j.w., 21 July 2011
Rating:

Inappropriate Action

Allowing yourself to be found out.

written by j.w., 21 July 2011
Rating:

BREAKING NEWS...

Harper 7 Beckham claims NOTW journalists hacked her Ultrasound scans.... more to follow...

written by tedweasel, 21 July 2011
Rating:

Bradford man stuck in Durex machine

'Insert £2 and push in knob" probably not the best instruction.

written by tedweasel, 21 July 2011
Rating:

Burt "By The Hair of His Chinny Chin Chins" Reynolds Is One Vain Old Geezer

The very, very, vain Burt Reynolds has just had his fifth double chin removed. And doctors are starting to get concerned because this one had a belly button attached to it.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 July 2011
Rating:

Hello Dolly It's Good To See 'Em Back Up Where They Belong

Dolly Parton said that she knew she had gotten up in years the night she took her bra off and her boobs smashed the heck out of both of her feet.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 July 2011
Rating:

The American Dollar Is Doing Some 'Funny' Stuff

Since the American dollars aren't really worth much anymore, the U.S. Treasury Department is considering replacing George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Alexander Hamilton with Moe, Larry, and Curly.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 July 2011
Rating:

Happy 50th Birthday Mr. President

President Obama who will be turning 50 on August 4, has asked that in lieu of a big birthday cake that he would much rather just have the $700 cash instead.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 July 2011
Rating:

Danny Devito - A Little Guy With Big Dreams

Danny Devito, who is 4 foot 10, says that he really hates the fact that the only movie roles he gets offered now are small parts.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 July 2011
Rating:

The True Black, Red, White, and Blue Actor

Denzel Washington says that in keeping with his patriotic love of America, he will be changing his name to Denzel Washington D.C.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 July 2011
Rating:

Simon & Garfunkel - One Wore A Toupee and The Other Was Named Art

Songwriter Paul Simon, who wears a toupee, recently wrote a song called "50 Ways To Straighten Out Your Toupee."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 July 2011
Rating:

Barbara Hershey - The Actress With The Sweet Surname

Actress Barbara Hershey has remarked that in order to be more politically correct name-wise she will be officially changing her name to Barbara M&Ms.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 July 2011
Rating:

Rupert Murdoch's Wife Charged with Assault

After delivering a right-cross to the chin of the would-be cream pie thrower at Murdoch's cross examination, Wendy Murdoch has been bailed to appear at Bow Street magistrates court on August 15th.

written by fredflange, 21 July 2011
« Jun 2011 July 2011 Aug 2011 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
8
2nd
23
3rd
26
4th
37
5th
29
6th
42
7th
35
8th
36
9th
55
10th
14
11th
40
12th
19
13th
37
14th
43
15th
38
16th
42
17th
24
18th
22
19th
27
20th
31
21st
25
22nd
17
23rd
27
24th
32
25th
22
26th
22
27th
27
28th
29
29th
11
30th
29
31st
21

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 4?

7 9 21 24


Go to top ^