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Two headed Royal python now in two minds

The two headed Royal python in Germany is now in two minds about its future. It's looking into 'separation surgery'. It is not yet known how risky this will be and whether or not this is an option.

written by Lady Godiva, 17 July 2011
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John Terry makes startling confession

John Terry believes that having 2 first names, one standing for a surname, has caused many a man to stray. He named:
well....he said he'll get back to us when he thinks of some.

written by Lady Godiva, 17 July 2011
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Mystery of Stinky Feet solved

Scientists have being conducting studies for years and have now discovered that stinky feet are a result of eating green vegetables. The more green veggies. consumed, the stinkier the feet.

written by Lady Godiva, 17 July 2011
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Canoes biggest sellers in Northern England

As a result of the recent weather forecast for Northern England, shops selling canoes and lifejackets report their highest sales ever.

written by Lady Godiva, 17 July 2011
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Rebekah Brooks falls for Golf Pro.

In an effort to distance herself from the WAGs it is rumoured that Rebekah Brooks has a crush on Darren Clarke, Irish Golf Pro. She doesn't wish to be associated with the 'lower classes' of WAG's.

written by Lady Godiva, 17 July 2011
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Scandals Induce Senator McCain to Sell One of His Seven Homes

Republican Senator John McCain of Arizona announced that the recent scandals involving abuse of power have induced him to sell one of his seven homes. He called owning more than six homes excessive.

written by Thomas Payne II Esq., 17 July 2011
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They knew nothing

Ten resignations in the Hacking scandal from people who knew nothing about it.

written by j.w., 17 July 2011
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I Resign!

I am resigning from my post as chief investigator of Hacking but I knew nothing about anything that was wrong and I did nothing incorrect. My integrity is unblemished.

written by j.w., 17 July 2011
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Angler Told Off By Wife

For having a carp in the bath.

written by Skoob1999, 17 July 2011
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Squirrel peril

Willow trees in Surrey are to be armour plated to prevent hungry squirrels from damaging them with their nuts. Local Tony Christie objected to the plans, saying "Is this the way to armour willows?"

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 17 July 2011
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Golfer Told Off By Wife

Told not to wash his balls in the sink.

written by Skoob1999, 17 July 2011
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Take Me Out To The Good 'Old Wholesome' Ball Game

Major League Baseball in an effort to project a more wholesome image to its fans is seriously considering eliminating the age old tradition of chewing tobacco spitting and crotch grabbing.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 July 2011
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It's All About Trying To Cut Down On Expenses

The economical crisis is truly having an adverse effect on everyone. Reports are that the Taliban and Al Qaeda are thinking about merging.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 July 2011
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NASCAR Stands Behind and Supports Its Pit Crews

Due to the fact that NASCAR tire changers are all union workers NASCAR will be leaving the non-union state of Wisconsin as soon as humanly possible.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 July 2011
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President Obama Says The Savings Will Amount To 20 Percent

The Federal Government in an effort to cut down on expenses will be removing one of the sides from the Pentagon Building and turning it into the Square Building.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 17 July 2011
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News International offers new apology

We got caught, what a bummer!

written by Les Being, 17 July 2011
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Mystery surrounds fifteen lorries found at bottom of Beachy Head

In other news. TomTom apologize for "slight glitch" in their latest sat-nav software update

written by Les Being, 17 July 2011
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Unmarked Essex Police car involved in crash

This is not the same headline as yesterday; this is another police car crash.

written by Les Being, 17 July 2011
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Man pisses up Leaning Tower of Pisa and is arrested!

A drunken man in Pisa pissed up the leaning tower in an attempt to save his new shoes getting sprayed by rebounding piss, logical. Leaning walls don't have the same rebound effect as straight walls!

written by Jaggedone, 17 July 2011
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Looney Rooney fan watches Liverpool train in Man United shirt!

A loony Man U fan had the balls to infiltrate a Liverpool training session wearing a Rooney Man U shirt, Liverpool fans attempted to kick the crap out of him and Rooney called him a "Looney" legend!

written by Jaggedone, 17 July 2011
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Latest Celebrity Name Sunday League Result...

Harpenden 7 Beckenham 0

written by pinxit, 17 July 2011
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Cutbacks… Sort of

The RAF has revealed its largest aircraft, called the Voyager. It only has two jet engines in the hope of some fuel economy… I guess that is evidence of cutbacks?

written by IN SEINE, 17 July 2011
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A L E R T : Foxes Closes Down News Operations

Citing Fox News operation's inability to connect with viewers "on our terms", multi-billionaire media mogul Rupert Murdoch teafully announced he is throwing Fox News "on the ash heap of history".

written by Thomas Payne II Esq., 17 July 2011
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Sarah Palin to be new CEO of News Int.

Murdoch said it will re-establish his credibility.

written by fredflange, 17 July 2011
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