Licence to Kill
After Ken Clark's invitation to kill people who enter your house I am sending invitations to several old enemies. I will dispose of them when they attack me after I tell them what I think of them.
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j.w., 01 July 2011
Internet invented
On this day in 1990 the internet was invented. The first and only web page was dedicated to the advancement of modern science. Followed two days later by six million porno sites. God bless the net
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Sharapova's grunt is the mating call of horny Siberian Moose!
Sharapova's boyfriend has confirmed that her grunt is the mating call of horny Siberian Moose. He also confirmed the fact that she grunts whilst having a climax and they make love like wild moose!
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The Song Belongs To Tom Petty and Michele Bachmann Can't Use It
Tom Petty has asked that Michele Bachmann stop using his song "American Girl" in her campaign. Meanwhile Elton John has said that Sarah Palin can use his song "The Bitch Is Back" if she wants to.
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Utah's Jon Huntsman Is Trying Like Hell To Get Some Recognition
Former Utah Governor Jon Huntsman says in an effort to get a little more recognition he's agreed to appear on Growing Up Kardashian, Kate Plus 8, and The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
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Michele Bachmann Has Just Become The New GOP Sweetheart
GOPicky Magazine is reporting that lots of Republican voters are now turning towards Michele Bachmann and forgetting about Sarah...ah...Palin.
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U2 Shows That They Are Certainly Number One
U2 is the highest grossing music act of the last twelve months. They grossed $195 million. The least grossing act is Taylor Hicks, who won American Idol Season 5, and only grossed $217.
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OctoMom Is Looking For a Husband Quick
Nadya Suleman, aka OctoMom is in a financial mess and is looking for a husband. She says she'll do whatever he wants, whenever he wants, and as many times as he wants. He must be extremely rich.
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