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The Honest-To-Goodness Truth About Nero And His Fiddle (?)

New found evidence proves that Nero did not actually fiddle while Rome burned. Nero did not own a fiddle, he owned a snare drum, so to be more accurate Nero drummed while Rome burned.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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Ignacy Paderewski Knew A Lot of Cha Cha Cha Songs

Rolling Stone Magazine has revealed that noted pianist Ignacy Paderewski was not really from Poland but was actually born and raised in Guatemala.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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The Song "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" Was Almost Recorded By Led Zeppelin

Eva Peron who became famous in the song "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" actually did not cry. She said that it was allergies.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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The Truth About Pancho "Olé! Olé! Olé!" Villa

The Mexican revolutionary bandit Pancho Villa reportedly had a strange fetish and liked to dress up as a matador, complete with cape, skintight pants, and pantyhose.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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The French Sure Do Love Their Australian Food

France's French Food Federation has just announced that France's most popular foreign food is Fried Kangaroo Hot Pockets.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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Shakira Has The Fastest Hips In The World

Shakira recently demonstrated on The David Letterman Show that she can break a two by four with her hips.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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The Undisputed "Queen of Mean" May Be Getting Her Own Reality Show

Naomi Campbell who is known as The Queen of Mean has been approached about getting her own dancing reality show to be called Okay Lissen Up - So Who All Wants Da Dance Wiff Da Bitch Huh?

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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The Interesting Names Dolly Parton Has Chosen For Her Knockers

Dolly Parton a hardcore, card-carrying Democrat confided to Barbara Walters that she has named both of her breasts. She said her right boob is named Limbaugh and her left boob is named O'Reilly.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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OctoMom Is Planning On Moving Up North To Alaska

After seeing the success of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska reality show, Nadya Suleman, aka OctoMom says she wants to move to Alaska and get her own reality show, OctoMom's Frozen Embryos.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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The Actress Formerly Known As Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson, whose ego has taken a beating as of late, wants everyone to know that she is still around and available for movies, TV shows, orgies, and videos.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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Giant Cockroach on the loose!

A giant Cockroach has eaten The Savoy resturant.
Police say the roach must have been living under the cooker for some time. "They dont grow this big overnight you know", Said Chef, Gordon Zola.

written by armfeetandtoe, 10 January 2011
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Tian Tian, Chinese panda bear moves to Scotland!

Tian Tian, a Chinese panda bear gets hot and horny every time she sees a man in a kilt and hears bagpipe music. It's not the music though, she just wants a glimpse under the kilt?

written by Jaggedone, 10 January 2011
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Gold Not the Answer?

Gold is a bubble - resist its charms! How you going to spend a $20 gold piece for groceries? Ask for $1590 in back after purchase? You can't eat gold.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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No More Room

Mexico has huge obesity problem as two illegal immigrants found on 18-wheeler trailer.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Rough Storm Hits South

Ice follows on heels of snow in the Southeast...the ass, heels in the air, on the sidewalks.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Still Talks to Ms. Lillian at Night

Former Prez Carter writes for CNN from Juba on what steps need to be taken in the wake of the Sudan referendum, including actions by the leaders of north and south & whether Mr. Peanut will show up.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Meanwhile, Back at Home:

Neighborhood lady going on and on and on about George's paycheck, the twins and the wart on her ass may have to be removed again.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Massive Clean-Up Begins

County sheriff in Arkansas says that the large explosion near Little Rock was not the work of Osama Bin Laden but was caused by attempted cremation of dead meth addict.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Joy of Teen Sex?

Fury as Channel 4 teaches youngsters Kama Sutra positions in graphic 'Joy Of Teen Sex'. Channel points out all the teen marriages especially in southern US.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Community Has One Worker

Britain's most workshy estate: The community where this man is the only person has a job...the postal worker who brings everyone their checks.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Upper Shambutu Has Been Directed To Change Their Manner of Counting Votes

The Global Political Movement League has issued a directive that the country of Upper Shambutu's practice of counting votes using Etch-A-Sketches has got to stop and stop immediately.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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So Did Donald Trump Insult Joan Rivers Or Not?

Donald Trump has denied that he said that Joan Rivers looked like a space alien. He says that what he did say was that Joan Rivers looked like a space heater with ears.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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Where Oh Where Is Jerry Seinfeld?

IN THE WHERE ARE THEY NOW DEPARTMENT?: Jerry Seinfeld is currently employed as a birthday bagel maker in a bagels-to-go shop in Brooklyn.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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Why Donny Osmond Passed On Clay Aiken

Donny Osmond has passed on starring in the film How I Plucked Myself To The Top - The Clay Aiken Story.
He admitted that there's just no way that he could hit those ridiculously high gay notes.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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Wow Gals! You All Better Stay Away From Rhinoceros Burgers!

The World Citizen's Health Organization has stated that females eating uncooked rhinoceros burgers will diminish their desire to have sex by as much as three times a month.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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One Slightly Used American State For Sale

The state of Arizona is extremely upset that President Obama is seriously considering selling Arizona to Mexico.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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The Reason Lady Gaga Will Not Be Performing In California's Napa Valley

Lady Gaga has postponed her concert performance in California's Napa Valley until the threat of the dreaded Grapevine Flu passes.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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The African Country of Loombeezi and Their Amazing Souvenirs

Souvenir Louisiana Tar Balls have become the biggest selling import in the African country of Loombeezi. An import dealer thinks that it's probably because the tar balls smell like zebras.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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Monica "The Cigar Cutey" Lewinsky Is Trying To Make A 'Comeback'

Monica Lewinsky has reportedly said that what is in the past is in the past. She went on her Facebook account and asked for Bill Clinton to be her "Friend."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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Michelle Obama Addresses A "Piercing" Question

Michelle Obama has denied that she got her belly button pierced. The "First Mama" did reply that if she did however, it would be nobodies effen business but her man Barry's.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2011
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Attorney Jokes Prohibited?

Dem planning bill that would outlaw 'threatening' lawmakers. House say they will kill it.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Bullitt Director Dead

'Bullitt' director Peter Yates dies at 81 after really long car chase.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Ruling on Nudity on TV

Court ruling opens the door to more nudity on TV...could even allow it on computers.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Strange object discovered during Jedward's operation

Doctors trying to rejoin Jedward twins in worlds first re-conjoint operation discovered 3 tongues during surgery. DNA testing revealed the one found in one twins rectum was that of Louis Walsh

written by Mikethelad, 10 January 2011
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President's Former Speech Recalled

Dems plan bill to outlaw 'threatening' language that could be perceived as inciting violence.' Former Obama speech: 'If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun'. Does that include video games?

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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UK Gold reserves sold

George Osbourne, Chancellor of the Exchequer revealed that last Friday he sent all the nation's gold reserves to WeBuyYourGold.com in order to pay down the deficit. The cheque is due in 30 days

written by Mikethelad, 10 January 2011
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Hallmark and FIFA sign new sponsorship deal

FIFA dictator Sepp Bladder signed a 4 Year deal with Hallmark Cards Inc to sponsor referee's red and yellow cards. "They made me an offer I couldn't refuse" he said on his 75ft yacht "Gravy-train IV"

written by Mikethelad, 10 January 2011
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Slammers

Snow, Freezing Rain Slams into the South. Baltimore Ravens slam into Kansas City Chiefs.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Trial Collapses

Trial of British climate protesters collapses due to tremendous amount of snow on the roof!

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Permanent Peace in Spain?

Basque militants call permanent Spain cease-fire. Fire off a few rounds in celebration.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Clinton Slams Israel

Clinton Slams Israel over Jerusalem settlement as bleeding hemorrhoids appear outside pantsuit.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Bloomberg Grilled

NY City Council to grill Bloomberg over blizzard response...expect chilly replies.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Rodgers, Packers Defeat Eagles

Rodgers leads Packers over, Eagles 21-16, by constantly dogging Vick!

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Carnival Kick Off!

New Orleans kicks off Carnival, football team all the way down Bourbon street.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Amusement Park Shake-Up?

Amusement park chain investor seeks board, big roller coaster shake-up!

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Jackson Doc Still on Dock

Prelim hearing for Jackson doc enters second week. Should be over in a couple more weeks, then six-month trial could begin, according to judge.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Big Crowd, Mostly Men

Tablets crowd Las Vegas gadget show, chasing iPad's. iPad's model's tail.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Iceland Upset Over US WikiLeaks

Iceland summons US envoy over WikiLeaks probe over VP Joe Biden going around singing and whistling Jimmy Buffet's "Where You Gonna Go When The Volcano Blows?"

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Hot in Vegas

What was hot at this year's Vegas gadget show? Scantily clad models showing them off.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Overfishing Over II

Has overfishing ended? Top US scientist says yes. However, Britain warns of chips shortage.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Overfishing Over?

Has overfishing ended? Top US scientist says yes. "Eat them while you can!", says scientist.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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US Consumer Safety Office in China

US sets up consumer product safety office in China. Employees complain that there is lead in desks, chairs, tables.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Rolls-Royce Sales Up

Rolls-Royce car sales up 170 percent in 2010...from four to six hundred and eighty vehicles.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Clinton Urges Tolerance

Clinton urges more tolerance, less extremism, especially among complete idiots that disagree with us.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Deep South Not Use to Snow

Winter weather slams South with snow, icy roads as quarter inch snow brings Florida to a halt.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Frayed Knot

United States, China defense chiefs mend frayed military ties, knots.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Happens Every Winter

Winter weather slams South with snow, icy roads as thousands in Arkansas rescued from having tongues stuck to metal posts.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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SKorea, Japan Upgrade Ties

South Korea, Japan upgrade ties, belts, suspenders, other accessories in face of North Korea threat.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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German to Tighten Controls

Germany may tighten controls after dioxin affair after the barn door has been left open and the horses have escaped.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Music Lovers Have the Funk

Study: Love music? Thank a substance in your brain called "the funk!"

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Do't Space Babies Close

Study: Spacing babies close may raise autism risk. Recommends that one & three-year-olds be kept apart most of the time.

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Killer Seeks Lawyer

Ariz. rampage suspect may seek Unabomber lawyer. "I'm nuts and everybody knows it."

written by Bureau, 10 January 2011
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Cameron's depression diagnosed

Doctors today explained why David has been depressed.

It was because the country has no car making companies, or deep coal pits left to close down, and unemployment is only rising at 15% per week.

written by Inchcock, 10 January 2011
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Beckham's reveal gender of expected 4th child

The Beckham's informed the world today that Posh was pregnant and expecting their first girl. doctors at London's Mint Imperial Hospital saw Jimmie Choo shoes & Versace bags on the ultrasound scan.

written by Mikethelad, 10 January 2011
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Jedward operation unsuccessful

Doctors at London's Mint Imperial Hospital described today's operation to re-conjoin Jedward twins as unsuccessful when they were unable to find vocal cords or charisma to re-attach.

written by Mikethelad, 10 January 2011
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Man Starts World War III

He says he did it for a Klondike Bar.

written by ESB, 10 January 2011
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New Reality Show Announced!

"Watching with the Stars" will premiere this fall on ABC. The show will follow stars as they watch "Dancing with the Stars."

written by ESB, 10 January 2011
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Fake Sincerity Championship Winners Announced

The Fake Sincerity Awards of the Millennium have just been announced in descending order: (1)J.K.Rowling (2) Tony Blair (3) Richard Nixon (4) Bill Clinton (5) Gordon Brown (6) Peter Mandelson ...

written by Auntie Matter, 10 January 2011
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Google Not Original Name

The ubiquitous search engine was originally called "website that allows you to look things up." Creators then switched to "lksjdfoabnlasdfajodsj," but figured that sounded too silly.

written by ESB, 10 January 2011
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Man Pays for Internet Porn

is ridiculed by friends.

written by ESB, 10 January 2011
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Police Believe Shotgun Killed by Handgun

Police have arrested a handgun in connection with the death of a shotgun. Police are not certain of a motive.

written by ESB, 10 January 2011
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