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Mike Tyson To Go Under The Knife For A Damn Good Reason

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson has just stated that he will be having a tongue transplant in order to get rid of his very, very pronounced lisp.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2011
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The Return of None Other Than Macaulay "Home Alone" Culkin

Macaulay Culkin, who starred in the Home Alone movies has just announced that he has signed to star in Home Alone 6 - The Move From Kid Toys To Adult Toys.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2011
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Donald Trump's Hair Is The Most Recognizable Mane In The World

Donald Trump has told a close friend of his that he is so sick and tired of the constant hair jokes that he is planning on getting a crewcut.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2011
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Danica Patrick, The Race Car Driver Has A Simple Request (Or Maybe Two)

Race car driver Danica Patrick has stated that she wants males to like her because she is a great race car driver and not because she has great tits.

Yeah, right like that's ever gonna happen.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2011
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What Do Paris Hilton and Kate Gosselin Have In Common?

Paris Hilton revealed to a reporter for Left Coast Mirror Magazine that she is so lonely she is thinking about moving in with Kate Gosselin and helping her raise her eight spoiled brats.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2011
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Pasedena Rose Bowl win for Alex Ferguson

Manchester United won the annual Pasadena Rose Bowl Parade 3-1. Will now face AC Milan in World Spelling Championships

written by Big Bunny News, 01 January 2011
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Bomb Alert! 3

No!!! Run the other way dick heads!!!!

written by armfeetandtoe, 01 January 2011
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Charlie Sheen almost drowned

Charlie Sheen beat Bob the Sponge in a New Year's Eve drinking competition

written by Big Bunny News, 01 January 2011
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Aussies angry at Noah

Noah blamed for Aussie flood crisis. "Too little too late" Noah replied "my ark is 4000 yrs old it ain't built for this, it needs investment and a new crew"

written by Big Bunny News, 01 January 2011
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Wikiquirts en route to Hollywood to pick up Twilight trash can

WikiSquirts William Benesh is on his way to LA to "acquire" the Twilight trash can. Legend Freeway CEO Waclaw Balonek wants to expose the movie brand for a profit - and this Pollock gets what he wants.

written by Milo Malkavic Mendoza, 01 January 2011
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Captain Whizbang!

Whizzing on electric fence in the dark now believed to have caused Texas man's report of thousands of UFOs.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
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2010 A Bad Year?

Haiti suffers year of crisis with nobody in charge. Same for U.S. & England.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
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About Time

Doctor's report progress against "Old Bats Disease" in Minnesota study.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
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Urges New Judge Names

Chief justice urges progress naming judges. "Old 'Stuffed Drawers' & 'Hang-'Em High' are getting repetitive."

written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
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President Obama employs Spoof Writers

Just in: President Obama is emplying the top 5 Spoof Writers to write his speeches. Reasoning? They write for nothing and they're bloody great!

written by Lady Godiva, 01 January 2011
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Obama says White House is a racist term

President Obama is planning to have the White House re-painted and re-named - reason ? Racism! Read related story when published. He HAS a point.

written by Lady Godiva, 01 January 2011
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Elin Still On Top

TIGER STILL TOPS: Golfer pulls in $74.2 million for year -- failing to win single tournament. However, ex-wife gets $72 million of it.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
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US, UK Veggie List

US, UK scientists draw up list of world's plants, beginning with David Hasselhoff.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
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Obama Off To A Good Fart

Obama: Dems, GOP must cooperate in sputtttttttch! new year. "Very funny, Senator Franken."

written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
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Road Runner Upset

New York Times: "Beep" and "Beep Beep" lead the list of new banned words.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
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Babies Overweight

Study shows that one third of babies are overweight. "I thought I had an alien coming out of me", states one new mom.

written by Bureau, 01 January 2011
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Bomb Alert! 2

ARE YOU DEAF! RRRRUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

written by armfeetandtoe, 01 January 2011
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Ahead of his Time

A crazed homosexual held up staff at "H. Samuel's Clock Repairs" shop in London yesterday. Terrified witness said he placed his dick on the counter and ordered male attendant to "put hands on that!" "

written by Auntie Matter, 01 January 2011
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