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Spoof Writers of the world UNITE

SORRY, THAT WAS A TYPO....IT SHOULD HAVE READ.....SPOOF WRITERS OF THE WORLD 'UNTIE'.

written by Lady Godiva, 07 February 2011
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I would give anyone of you the very shirt off my back

But I don't wear shirts.

written by Lady Godiva, 07 February 2011
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I am here to help anyone who needs me for anything

You just have to FIND me first.

written by Lady Godiva, 07 February 2011
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Do you suffer from 'piles'?

Then spread them all out in one single layer and you will be cured. Simple innit?

written by Lady Godiva, 07 February 2011
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I've just had a wonderful idea

but I have short term memory loss and have already forgotten what it was...

written by Lady Godiva, 07 February 2011
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If at first you don't succeed

Then put your teeth back in and 'chew' them.

written by Lady Godiva, 07 February 2011
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Snippet for the dyslexic readers of The Spoof

ih who rea yoo lal donning? Comewell her to Spuf hsand
injoe shat wost ew rity

written by Lady Godiva, 07 February 2011
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Do you want to know what to do with those single socks you keep taking out of your washing machine or dryer?

Then read The Isle of Wight News - the story about the Single Sock Pairing Social which is taking place in Newby Village. This is an innovative idea coming out of the Isle of Wight.

written by Lady Godiva, 07 February 2011
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Cross Party Agreement On UK Rule!

In a cross party Commons statement both Tory and Labour leaders, David Cameron and Ed Milliband, have concluded that the Bank of England actually runs the "British" economy via the USA via Area 51.

written by iscrivener, 07 February 2011
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That's Gotta Hurt

A man in Cornwall brought tears to his eyes when he got totally confused after a ' medicinal smoking session' and wiped his arse with a rhino rather than a tissue.
It's easily done said his friend.

written by Mr Goster, 07 February 2011
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Assange Leak

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has said he has "got off" in the accusations made against him saying "the leaks from my penis are so intense, been put to death by the US would be my ultimate orgasm."

written by iscrivener, 07 February 2011
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Talentless Cotton Denial

That top broadcaster and music expert Fearn Cotton today furiously denied that she has no talent other than looking okay on telly.'It's my mate Holly Willoughby who's the one with NO talent.'

written by Mr Goster, 07 February 2011
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Sky Atlantic Hacked by Disgrunted and Clever Virgin Users

LONDON - At the HQ of BSkyB, alarm bells were ringing as the Sky Atlantic channel gets hacked by smart-ass Virgin Media users on super-fast broadband. "Suck on our connection speeds Murdoch!"

written by Inhopeless, 07 February 2011
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British Rail Late: Queen Furious

HM Queen Elizabeth caught the train back from Norwich to London today after her Christmas holiday break at Sandringham. It is at least one month since Christmas and it will be Easter very shortly.

written by IN SEINE, 07 February 2011
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Is Berlusconi Going Deaf?

Italian premier, Silvio Berlusconi, could be going deaf it has been reported today. Apparently, he had heard on the news that there were hoardes demonstrating in Tahnir Square, Cairo and immediately flew there for a look.

written by IN SEINE, 07 February 2011
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Marathon runner

The marathon runner who thought he had run a Marathon every day of the year has been told he cannot win the advertised prize of Lemon for the achievement. He has to run the Marathon's in a Leap Year!

written by j.w., 07 February 2011
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Fight Fire with Fire

The New York fire department has abandoned its attempts to fight fire with fire, and have instead returned to using water. "It's more effective," said one fireman.

written by IainB, 07 February 2011
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Fire hits Rio de Janeiro's Nude Carnival.

Several brazilians singed.

written by pinxit, 07 February 2011
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Uproar in Court at Assange's challenge to Judge

'Well, your Ladyship, would you fancy being banged-up in Sweden...?'

written by pinxit, 07 February 2011
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Archbishop leads UK government prayers for al-Megrahi.

To die as soon as possible.

written by pinxit, 07 February 2011
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Christina Aguilera denies being 'Fluffer'.

'She was when I knew her' says Ron Jeremy.

written by pinxit, 07 February 2011
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God Likes Rock Music

It would appear that the Good Lord likes rock music - especially Irish bands. He has called guitarist Gary Moore to be reunited with Phil Lynnott for that 'Great Gig in the Sky.'

written by IN SEINE, 07 February 2011
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Thin Lizzy to Be Renamed

The Irish rock band Thin Lizzy will be renamed following the death of guitarist Gary Moore. It will now be known as "Even Thinner Lizzy."

written by IN SEINE, 07 February 2011
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Big Society Falls Over

With a great crash and the escape of hot air the Big Society has fallen over. Efforts to bring the object back to life are being hampered by cuts into its body and the removal of its vital parts.

written by j.w., 07 February 2011
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Cameron Crackdown on Extremism

Most of David Cameron's cabinet has been sacked in the crackdown on extremism in Britain. Jeremy Hunt complained that he was being sinled out because of BBC conspiracy against him.

written by j.w., 07 February 2011
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So Farewell, Gary Moore

But that Parisienne Walkways sustain will sustain for ever!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 07 February 2011
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Investigation - David Cameron has been hacked!

Police today called at Downing Street, in response to claims that David Cameron had been hacked into.

They took away the Prime Ministers Etch-a-Sketch for analysis.

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2011
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Glenn Beck Added to Errorist Watch List

Homeland Security notes "disturbing pattern of misinformation regarding the President, the Cabinet and the Middle East."

written by NWNewsmash, 07 February 2011
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