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Giffords' Astronaut Husband Decides to fly Shuttle

Wounded Rep.Gabrielle Giffords, wife of astronaut Mark Kelly, told hospital staff, "I need him around like I need a hole in the head."

written by JAB, 04 February 2011
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Man Tickles Himself To Death

Sad news from Brazil where doctors have been left mystified after a young student,Jose Chosenone Mourinho tickled himself to death.

written by Mr Goster, 04 February 2011
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1 in 20 Brits Have Been Caught in a Scam

It is reported that 1 in 20 Brits have been caught in a scam. This means that the other 19 have been devising them -such is the UK population which now has 19 out of 20 immigrants.

written by IN SEINE, 04 February 2011
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Psychic Wins Lottery

Police were called today to a house in Chiswick after a tip-off that the owner,a recent lottery winner is a professional Psychic.
Dave Petulengro wasn't worried and said ' I knew you were coming.'

written by Mr Goster, 04 February 2011
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Sally Sheet Bercow

M.P.'s jealous of the Speaker's wife are putting down Questions in the House which will ask him:
On a point of order, Mr Speaker, can this honorable member request a meeting with your wife?

written by j.w., 04 February 2011
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Weight Loss Woman Disappears

There was a warning for anyone attempting drastic weight loss today after Beryl Snatch,46,from Hull vanished from her home. Husband Ken said 'I told her she was overdoing it,and now she's gone.'

written by Mr Goster, 04 February 2011
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Eygptian President Urges Protesters to Stay Healthy

DRINK MILK
...Moobarak

written by JAB, 04 February 2011
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Milie Cyrus gets her fifth tattoo

The letter 'E' has been tattooed on her arm after spending a considerable amount of time learning the first four letters of the alphabet.

written by Proffitt, 04 February 2011
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Sally Bercow tells BBC she is embarrassed about bed sheet picture

However she said the dildo up the arse pic is in the best possible taste.

written by Proffitt, 04 February 2011
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Chef Bakes Humble Pie

When two friends fell out,one of them,chef Mike Rowave baked a Humble Pie for his friend to eat and say sorry.Sulky mate Steve said 'I've eaten humble pie and it was bloody lovely!'

written by Mr Goster, 04 February 2011
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Environment-conscious Dating Site for men launches new scheme

'A Bag for Life'.

written by pinxit, 04 February 2011
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No end to English National Opera cast strike

Obese soprano steadfastly refuses to perform.

written by pinxit, 04 February 2011
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Producers of Two and a Half Men contemplating name change

Proposed titles have been narrowed down to:

* Two and a Half Stints in Rehab
* Two and a Half Strikes

and

* One and a Half Men

Announcement to be made soon...

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 04 February 2011
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Worm Turns

It's not often you can witness a well known catchphrase but this morning on my garden I watched a worm that turned.Full circle if you don't mind, and went the other way.

written by Mr Goster, 04 February 2011
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Man Finds Leg In Pot Noodle

Imagine being one of the first people to taste Pot Noodle's new 'Spicy Tandoori' flavour snack and finding a false leg inside!
Noel Fielding ,57,from Dewsbury added 'They said it had a kick to it!'

written by Mr Goster, 04 February 2011
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The New Perfume Fragrance From Joan "The Moan" Rivers

Joan Rivers has just come out with her own perfume line. It's called...Eau Du Old As The Hills.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2011
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You Won't Believe What Rich Oprah Winfrey Wants To Buy

Oprah Winfrey is so rich she is thinking about buying Wikileaks, New Hampshire, and the Gulf of Mexico.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2011
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So Where Oh Where Does Brett Favre Go From Here?

NFL quarterback Brett Favre plagued by all kinds of sexual charges of an inappropriate nature has asked to be placed in the Witness Protection Program.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2011
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Sarah Palin Says, "Just Say No To Geography Questions"

Sarah Palin has said she will no longer answer any questions dealing with geography because her answers make her sound stupid and she does not want the American people to think that she's stupid.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2011
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NASCAR Has Decided To Shut Down Its Race Track In Zimbabwe

NASCAR is reporting that they will be closing down their racetrack in Zimbabwe. A spokesperson said the drivers just got tired of constantly running over zebras, gazelles, and hippos.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2011
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Joan Rivers: Like Owner - Like Dog

Reports are that Joan Rivers has gotten so carried away with botoxing that she has even had her pet cocker spaniel's lips botoxed.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2011
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The KKK May Be Moving Farther South

The Ku Klux Klan aka KKK is thinking about merging with the Green Guacamole Drug Cartel of Yucatan, Mexico. The new name would be the KKKartel.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2011
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The Adventures of The Dreaded Vuvuzela

South Africa has just made the vuvuzela the country's official musical instrument replacing the tom tom.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2011
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WARNING: LeAnn Rimes The Husband Stealer Is On The Prowl

Country singer LeAnn Rimes known as the 'Redneck Home Wrecker' is thinking about stealing Chelsea Clinton's estranged husband next.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2011
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The Reason Why Dancing With The Stars Said "No" To Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck wanted to appear on Dancing With The Stars but producers vetoed the idea saying that with all of the tears he cries he or his dance partner could easily slip and get hurt.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2011
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Marvin K. Mubarak Will You Please Go Now!

Egyptians take their inspiration from Dr. Seuss and chant: "The time has come. The time is now. Just go. Go. GO! We don't care how."

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 04 February 2011
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We're in Compliance

President Obama mandates a reduction in the size of the federal government's workforce. All federal agencies agree to hire people who are five feet tall or less!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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Bedbug Elimination

New smaller sized EPA field inspectors to chase after bedbugs employing non-polluting, good for the environment fly-swatters!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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Whatever Floats Your Boat

VP Al Gore blames Egyptian protests in Cairo for climate change. Oops, Former VP Al Gore blames Egyptian protests in Cairo on climate change!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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California Works out its Deficit Problem

Man arrested in California for throwing aluminum cans in the recycle bin for plastics, fined $1 million!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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Who Knew?

President Obama complains about his back ache problems. White House physician tells the president, the cause is all that bowing to foreign leaders.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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Have at It

MSNBC TV's Rachel Maddow reports an Internet spoof story from "ChristWire" as fact. Writers at "The Spoof" are urged by the editor to try harder and possibly get their stories on CNN!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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New TV Ad

Have you or a loved one taken the dangerous drug (fill in your choice) and call 1-800-DOLLARS. Then our law firm will round up enough people with a similar choice for a class action law suit!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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Texting and Driving Update

New study finds that texting and driving is caused by a condition known as low IQ!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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More to do for NYC Police

New York City Council bans smoking in outdoor areas. Visible belly button lint and crotch scratching in public next on the liberal mayor's list of things to ban!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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Happy Chinese New Year

Happy Chinese New Year 2011 and the current year is the year of the rabbit. Playboy Magazine has been celebrating bunnies every month for the last 51 years!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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Bring back the Outhouse

Maryland's governor wants to ban the further installation of septic systems in major Maryland housing developments. He doesn't give a crap about rural communities!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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USA De-Nile I

Our kissy-kissy president with his strange foreign policy doesn't understand the Middle-East. After 30 years of peace, the Muslim Brotherhood would again slaughter Egyptians in a war with Israel!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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USA De-Nile II

Our kissy-kissy president with his strange foreign policy doesn't understand the Middle-East. The Muslim Brotherhood would establish The Islamic Republic of Egypt, sound familiar!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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A Toss Up

Political Scientists are concerned whether President Obama's reckless spending ambitions or the EPA's environmental regulations will bankrupt the USA first!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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History Class Essay

Describe President Carter's relationship to the Shah of Iran as compared to President Obama's relationship to President Mubarak of Egypt. Include a comparison to President Reagan's foreign policy.


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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Math Class Problem

What's the probability an inexperienced president, with no understanding of the Middle-East, in an almost bankrupt country, amidst freedom protests in Egypt will prevent another Iran from happening?





written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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Mock Hearings on Spending the USA into Bankruptcy


Former HS Pelosi (D-CA) stages a mock hearing on Capitol Hill to press the GOP to implement President Obama's call for increased spending on infrastructure, education & research into renewable energy.



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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I was Busy Spending the USA's Imaginary Money

The top priority of Democrats in Congress is creating jobs said former HS Pelosi. Republicans asked where has the gavel-less one been for the last two years while the unemployment rate was near 10%!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 February 2011
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