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Democrats Hope To Accomplish Something By Running Away

Once again leave it up to their constituents to do their dirty work for them.

written by manbrad, 23 February 2011
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Russia Is to Classify Beer As Water

The Russians have officially classified beer as alcohol with the exception that American beer still tastes like water.

written by IN SEINE, 23 February 2011
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Is It Any Wonder Children Are Fat?

Scientists report that breastfeeding mothers can influence what children eat, by what they eat at the time. What do they eat? Pizzas, doughnuts, chocolate biscuits and anything which ends with "do you want fries with that?"

written by IN SEINE, 23 February 2011
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Biggins Goes Commando

In what must have looked like something out of a cheap porn film but also incredibly brave,Chris Biggins was spotted 'commando' style in a pair of White Linen slacks!
'It was graphic' said a man.

written by Mr Goster, 23 February 2011
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In Strongest Move Yet, Obama Unfriends Gadhafi on Facebook

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a move sure to anger Gadhafi, U.S. President Barack Obama has deleted the Libyan dictator from his Facebook friends list.

written by Mark Garrison, 23 February 2011
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Turn Around is Fair Play

When Democrats controlled the US Congress any legislation the president wanted was rammed through. Now 26 states are controlled by Republicans, state Democratic legislators run and hide on issues!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Debtors Prison

The Barack Obama Debtor's prison and workhouse will open in Washington DC next month. Unfortunately, there will be no green jobs, as the USA is out of the "green stuff!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Bring Them Back Alive

The Republican governor of the State of Wisconsin has ordered state troopers to use TASERs on the missing Democratic state representatives when found, as they are needed alive!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Double Jeopardy

A: President Obama. Q: Democratic left liberal who preaches energy independence, then restricts US domestic off-shore oil drilling in favor of buying overseas oil from unfriendly/unstable countries?


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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New Congressional Democratic Mantra

Jobs, Jobs, Jobs, Jobs, and Jobs which translates to spend, spend, spend, spend and spend. Where have you been the last two years House Minority Leader Pelosi?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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When Silence is not Golden

US foreign policy: Czech Republic & Poland ABM - reneged, 2009 Iran uprising - silence, Egyptian uprising - pussy-footing, Bahrain - ignored & Libya uprising - pontificating!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Late Breaking News

Ken and Barbie are getting back together, President Obama and Republicans agree on a $1.2 trillion budget and Iranian President Ahmadinejad comes out of the closet!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Royal Wedding Invitation

President Obama and the first lady have been invited to attend the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton at Westminster Abbey, London UK on Sunday April 31, 2011!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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President Obama's Folk Song

"Your money is my money" for me to continue overspending on high speed trains and broadband Internet service, but not address any entitlement reforms!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Nanny State

First lady says "kids who are breast-fed longer have a lower tendency to be obese." IRS policy offers a tax deduction for breast pumping medical equipment and 150 million American men plan to apply!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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First Sensible EPA Regulation

EPA to regulate the amount of overregulation proposed by the Obama administration!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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EPA Knows a Lot about this Stuff

American farmers respond to proposed regulations for spreading manure. 50,000 farmers are transporting 10,000 tons of cow and horse manure, to be deposited in the Washington DC offices of the EPA!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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More About TV Commercials

US Department of Labor reclassifies actors in TV advertisements/commercials as prostitutes. The rationale is that these people are selling their bodies under false pretenses!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Protest in Washington DC

130 million Americans are planning to rally in Lafayette Park, across from the White House, to peacefully ask President Obama to step down in favor of someone who knows what he/she is doing!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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White House Awards Ceremony

President Obama presented the Medal of Regulatory Obstructionist Nonsense (MORON) award to the cabinet secretaries of EPA, USDOT, USDA, HSS, DOE, DOI and Homeland Security!




written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Poor Babies

The Democratic organization, Asses for Obama (AFO) has been dispatched to the State of Wisconsin to pretend they are underpaid union teachers!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Comments on Retirement

As young adults we were told, Social Security would not be there for us. So we invested in the stock market, only to find that President Obama has figured out how to screw up the USA private sector!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Employment Opportunity

Do you have an IQ of less than a summer squash? You may qualify to be a ridiculous regulation writer at the EPA. No experience necessary, EPA will train you in compiling meaningless drivel!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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DOJ to take on the EPA

EPA announces Americans will require permits to take a whiz, no exceptions! President Obama asks the US Department of Justice to look into this regulation!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Balancing Act

Corporate executive sent to prison for using money from one client's account to balance the account of another client. Then how come some blue state governors get away with doing the same thing!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Now We Know

HHS study reveals that Democratic President Obama does not have a halo, an aura or radiate light beams!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Anything's Possible on a $3.7 Trillion Budget

EPA to ban eating cow pies in 2012. President Obama asks Congress for 10,000 new cow pie inspectors!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Liberal Sacred Cow

One of Pres. Obama's sacred cows, unions, needs cost cutting in Wisconsin to balance the state's budget. Obama knows nothing about balancing a budget or stopping spending, only about taxing the rich!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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US Taxpayers Dream

Democratic House Minority Leader Pelosi was asked to help pay for President Obama's $3.7 trillion 2012 budget by using her own funds. She immediately identified $3 trillion in unnecessary spending!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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OSHA to Regulate Proctology

OSHA wants to regulate the length of the fingers used by proctologists in performing rectal examinations. A leading proctologist told OSHA "to keep their noses out of our business!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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Tax the Rich

When income taxes on the rich start at $50,000, watch all of President Obama's Democratic liberal left supporters become Republicans!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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No Big Deal

OSHA mandates women's breast sizes to be between 32D and 36D to avoid workplace accidents. HHS to pay for either augmentation or reduction surgery, as part of Obamacare!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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IRS Sex Scandal

A number of the 50 IRS agents responsible for collecting new taxes from tanning salons are involved in sex scandals. The agents have been found in tanning beds with the owners!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 February 2011
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