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Here Boy!

Andy Warhol painting, "Portrait of my dog, Soupy" fetches over $17 million!

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Thousands Rally in Madison!

Thousands rally in Madison, Wisconsin! This time it's not over Brett Favre!

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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We Now Receive Five Times More Information

It has been reported that we now receive five times as much information than we did in the 1980s. Most of this information comes from junk mail and is not retained in the brain for very long.

written by IN SEINE, 16 February 2011
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Possible Mexican Military Incursion On U.S. Soil...

"You put your right foot in across the border, then you take it back out. You do the Hokey Pokey & you shake it right out", says Captain Pedro Ruiz.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Jimmy Carter Reassures Everyone...That He's Nuts!

JIMMY CARTER: Muslim 'hood nothing 'to be afraid of'. "You ever watch that big lizard in Japan? Now THAT'S something to worry about."

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Hamilton Accies Boss Raging

Hamilton's Billy Reid was fuming at the late cancellation of their game at Dundee United.

Not only was the team bus half way up the M80, but the Hamilton supporter was already at the ground.

written by grimbo, 16 February 2011
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It's The Newest Thing!

Bahrain protesters urge more pressure..more information on why they are rioting.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Protests In Libya

Anti-government protests spread to Libya. "Gaddafi is back there with earplugs hiding under empty oil barrel", reports personal guard.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Egypt Still Protesting: Too Many Camels!

Egypt's protests flare despite military warning. "we all went home after the celebration last week and then we thought, "Hey, we still don't have jobs, so we came back. We got nothing else to do."

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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UK Granny does it "doggy style" for real!

A UK granny who loves doing it "doggy" decided to do it for real and a passing rottweiler obliged! The film landed on U Tube and the happy pair have just been seperated with a bucket of cold water!

written by Jaggedone, 16 February 2011
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High-Speed Tail Rejected

Florida Gov. Scott says he's rejecting federal funding for high-speed tail from Tampa to Orlando! "That's disgusting", stated the Guv.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Brits not interested in Brit pop award show, is it a wonder?

TV viewings slumped at the Brit pop award show on ITV, but ITV have promised to "sex' the show up next year with Dame Vera Lynn doing a duet with Dame George Michael, what a show-stopper!

written by Jaggedone, 16 February 2011
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Soldiers to Sell Laptops

Up to 4,000,000 soldiers have put their laptops up for sale in case they get contacted by the Ministry of Defence telling them they have lost their jobs, it was disclosed today.

written by IN SEINE, 16 February 2011
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At Last, A New Envelope!

Oscar's winners' envelope made over with new look. "This should up our ratings", claims network exec.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Larry the Downing Street cat proves a huge success, destroys every mouse in the house.

We can't use any of the f***ing computers until we order some more, says an exasperated Cameron.

written by Thibarine, 16 February 2011
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Bizarre Episode

Reporter's bizarre on-air episode raises question: Is this Bob Dylan's long lost lovechild?

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Big Rise in Postal Complaints this week!

Many women complaining to Royal Mail saying they must have delivered to wrong addresses on Monday because they didn't receive important mail.

written by Tommy Twinkle, 16 February 2011
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Food for thought!

Obama says the sudden appearance of whistling chickens on many Kentucky farms unlikely being caused by GM corn feed.

written by Tommy Twinkle, 16 February 2011
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Prison governor says reports of O J Simpson being beaten up by a gang of skinheads was "greatly exaggerated".

In fact O J was given a dirty look by an ugly bloke with a tattoo.

written by Thibarine, 16 February 2011
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Jewish football team suspended from league as half the players are "outed" as gentiles.

Players Mariusz Mielniczu, Javier Guevara, Ishi Yamamoto and Finbarr O'Lunacy weren't even circumcised, claims outraged Maccabi League chairman, David Woolf

written by Thibarine, 16 February 2011
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O J Simpson beaten up in prison by skinheads, claims the Daily Mail in a story culled from the National Enquirer.

In the same issue: Michael Jackson found alive and well, working as a pole dancer in Atlantis.

written by Thibarine, 16 February 2011
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Deerhound Wins Trophy

Scottish Deerhound is best in show at Westminster. Noses past Irish Setter, English Bulldog.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Former Leader Loses Immunity

Albanian ex-PM loses immunity, can be investigated, catch a bad cold.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Bob Dylan in Libya?

Anti-government protests spread to Libya. Either Moammar Gadhafi or twin, Bob Dylan, says that the whole thing is getting silly.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Protests Continue

Egypt protests continue despite leader leaving. "We're all hooked on it", says one. "We're inviting American Boomers from the Sixties!"

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Gattuso Bangs Jordan

The bizarre behaviour of AC Milan's Gattuso continued after the game against Tottenham when he met Katie Price at a hotel and the two went at it like a pair of rabbits.
'I love Italians' she said.

written by Mr Goster, 16 February 2011
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A Growing Population!

The 'Big Society'.Yes, obesity is certainly 'widespread' in Great Britain.We all need to tighten our belts.

written by Tommy Twinkle, 16 February 2011
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Cheryl Cole Still Has 'Her Ugly Days'

Speaking at The Brits Cheryl Cole admitted she doesn't always look so glamorous and still has 'ugly days.We all do,'she said.
Susan Boyle can't remember the last time she didn't have an ugly day!

written by Mr Goster, 16 February 2011
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Tinie Tempah Throws Tantrum

drama at The Brit Awards where 2 time winner Tinie Tempah,real name Dwight Cufflink,threw a hissy fit at not winning Plan B's award as well.'I should have won best solo artist too,I'm well better.'

written by Mr Goster, 16 February 2011
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Reminder about April Fools Day.

'The Spoof' is perhaps an appropriate place to remind everyone that as from this year April Fools Day is not
officially on the first day of April but on the first MONDAY of April.Don't Forget!

written by Tommy Twinkle, 16 February 2011
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Baby Gorilla Takes Its First Steps

A baby gorilla born in London zoo has taken its first steps today. The steps were taken after a zookeeper who was cleaning the ceiling of the monkeyhouse went for a comfort break.

written by IN SEINE, 16 February 2011
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The Carrier Killer

US admiral: Carrier killer won't stop US Navy! "I don't care how big a Dong missile China can launch!"

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Energy Drinks Can Be Harmful

Pediatrics report details risks from energy drinks. Energy drinks! Energy drinks! Skippedy flippedly doo! Love 'Em!!

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Hannah On The Run?

Billy Ray Cyrus: Hannah Montana messed up our family. Now Miley's afraid to tell me where Hannah is hiding.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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On-Air Bizarre Episode

Reporter's bizarre on-air episode raises questions. One of which: Has she been dating Charlie Sheen?

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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"Just A Thought!"

Conservative GOP could prompt some to skip Iowa. Palin wants to switch it to Alaska.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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Protests Gaining Momentum

Bahrain square becomes new center for Arab anger..no, it's a square in Iran..Yemen...Hold on a minute....

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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GOP Mocks Obama

Republicans mock Obama budget. "Look at me! Look at me!", stated Rand Paul with his open hands beside his ears. "I'm the President. I won the Nobel Prize!"

written by Bureau, 16 February 2011
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