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Ronaldo Calls It A Day

Brazilian's legendary striker Ronaldo has announced his retirement from first class football.

He's signed for West Ham United.

written by grimbo, 14 February 2011
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King's Speech

Prince Charles is busy learning his King's Speech and to gain sympathy from an unsympathetic audience he is having speech training to teach how to stammer.

written by j.w., 14 February 2011
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Chilcot Inquiry - English Premiership Link

Sensational news coming out of the Iraq Inquiry today: its been confirmed that Lord Chilcot is to refer the U.K. government's motives to the Dubious Goals Committee.

written by grimbo, 14 February 2011
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Manchester Derby was 'Game of Two Halves' says Ferguson

'Half a bottle of Chablis, half a pint of Glenfiddich.'

written by pinxit, 14 February 2011
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Sir Alex Ferguson Denies 'Tight-fisted' Charity Claim

"Why the hell would I need to buy a plastic red nose?" he asks.

written by pinxit, 14 February 2011
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Packers Cause Packing Melee In Stadium

The Green Bay Packers have gone on a packing spree, packing everything in sight on the field. A partial list would include: goalposts, seats, chalk lines..even the referee was packaged and taken away!

written by Anan E Maus, 14 February 2011
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Albatross Meat 'Big Success' Say High Street Butchers

'They're flying off the shelves.'

written by pinxit, 14 February 2011
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US Woman Gives Birth to ' Own' Grandson

A 61-year-old woman gave birth to her own grandson - it is really her son because her husband is the biological father - after all, is there really a man out there who would screw his mother-in-law?

written by IN SEINE, 14 February 2011
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European Space Agency to Develop Spacecraft That Can Be Controlled by Artificial Intelligence

British scientists are involved with the European Space Agency in making a spacecraft which can be controlled by artificial intelligence. This will not be affected by the defence cuts that David Cameron has announced today.

written by IN SEINE, 14 February 2011
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Mother Jones Declared Stupidest, Most Pointless Magazine of All Time!

Today, the magazine "Mother Jones," long known for it's inanity and irrelevancy, was declared the "Stupidest Magazine in History" by a panel of literary judges, some of whom were from Europe.

written by Anan E Maus, 14 February 2011
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Steelers Live Up To Their Name; "Steal" Everything

As they left the field today, the Pittsburgh Steelers (who might now be called the "Stealers") stole everything, including goalposts, white chalk-lines (most of which were snorted), even the referee!

written by Anan E Maus, 14 February 2011
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Laser Eye Surgery for Pirates

Fifty percent off regular price.

written by victor nicholas, 14 February 2011
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Mubarak becomes salesman

Mubarak has become a salesman after resigning as President of Egypt, but some claim what he's selling is one big pyramid scheme.

written by Jack Melling, 14 February 2011
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'The Pig Society' is 'my mission' says David Cameron

"We like what we hear" respond Investment Bankers.

written by pinxit, 14 February 2011
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Grammy Awards resolve age-old riddle

...as Lady GaGa, not the egg, comes first.

written by pinxit, 14 February 2011
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Jordan embraces her critics

"I love my knockers" she says.

written by pinxit, 14 February 2011
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Tiger Woods vows never to spit again.

"I'll follow my own advice to my girlfriends and swallow."

written by pinxit, 14 February 2011
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Lady Gaga Wins Grammy for 'Best Madonna Impersonation'

Lady Gaga thanked the older popstar for inspiration, and stated that the egg she hatched from was symbolic of the successful cloning procedure. She also won Best Pop Vocal Album for The Fame Whore.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 14 February 2011
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Crucial New Show Announced

Sky are producing a new documentary series hosted by Lorraine Kelly, about missing mums.

This follows the success of Sky's previous series Missing Shaving Gells: Lorraine Kelly Investigates.

written by grimbo, 14 February 2011
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Jacko Latest

A former bodyguard has revealed that apart from the Disney Store, Michael Jackson's favourite shop was Staples.

Very apt as that was all that kept his face together for the last 10 years

written by grimbo, 14 February 2011
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Police Thwart Rave Plans

Police have arrested a 19-year old man over plans for an illegal rave in Somerset.

Officers raided the man's flat and removed 5 bottles of Merrydown , 3 Worzels albums and 7 paracetamol tablets.

written by grimbo, 14 February 2011
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