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New Bond Film In Doubt

Production of the next James Bond film has been suspended "indefinitely" because of uncertainty over the future of film company MGM.

The movie has been tentatively titled "A Question of Finance".

written by grimbo, 10 February 2011
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Berlusconi to Attempt World Record

Silvio Berlusconi is to attempt a world record as he notches up 2,568 court hearings. He has not YET been found guilty of anything.

written by IN SEINE, 10 February 2011
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Why Americans call the season before Winter - FALL

Coz nonE of 'em can spell AUTUMN!

written by Lady Godiva, 10 February 2011
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Pensioner's handbag brings in record bid at Chrispies

The handbag used to smack the 6 idiots who attempted the jewelry store heist this week, has been auctioned at Chrispies, bringing in 6,000 pounds which will go towards brain transplants for the 6.

written by Lady Godiva, 10 February 2011
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her Tuffet...

Well...isn't that what ALL females 'sit upon'?

written by Lady Godiva, 10 February 2011
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Georgie Porgie sent to Juvenile Hall

Georgie Porgie sent to Juvenile Hall for 6 months. His crime? forcing kisses on girls and making them cry. His sentence will be lengthened should he 'try it on' with any of the lads in 'juvie'.

written by Lady Godiva, 10 February 2011
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Old Mother Hubbard under arrest

Old Mother Hubbard: under arrest for failure to provide for a canine.
She went to the cupboard to fetch her poor doggy a bone, when she got there the cupboard was bare and so the poor doggy got none.

written by Lady Godiva, 10 February 2011
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Barack Obama's coins phrase that 'will go down in the history books'

"We're watching history unfold," regarding Egypt's situation, he was heard saying.

Sir...we watch history unfold EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY. Something happens - then it is history.

written by Lady Godiva, 10 February 2011
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Dyslexic Fisherman nets 5lb crap

Dave C. Rudd, a dyslexic fisherman from Milton Keynes caught a 5lb crap today. This was his Turd Attempt.

written by IN SEINE, 10 February 2011
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Egyptian President Mubarek Will Step Down Today

Word that Egyptian President Mubarek will step down today just reached the protesters in Cairo: It looks like the Red Wings just won the Stanley Cup.

written by anthonyrosania, 10 February 2011
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Starlet Romance

Bieber denies he was Justin Selena

written by Big Bunny News, 10 February 2011
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Obama Takes Orders From King Of Saudi Arabia

B Hussien Obama, who bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia now takes orders from the King. In a phone call the King told Obama not to humiliate Mubarak or pressure him to leave office. Obama did as told.

written by SirBeavis, 10 February 2011
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Softly Softly Catchy Monkey

Drama from Whipsnade Zoo where Carl,a baboon was trying to escape through a hole in the mesh fencing. Thankfully,Wilf Disney, in charge of the monkeys at the zoo, crept up quietly and caught him.

written by Mr Goster, 10 February 2011
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I've just had a haircut

At my recent visit to my hairdresser she used 'snippets' to tidy up the neckline.

Glad she didn's use Spoof Snippets.

written by Lady Godiva, 10 February 2011
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Three Blind Mice take Farmer's Wife to Court

The three blind mice took the Farmer's Wife to court and won their case. The farmer's wife is currently spending 12 years in a rat infested basement and will NOT be given access to a carving knife.

written by Lady Godiva, 10 February 2011
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Three Bears Drop Charges against Goldilocks

The three bears agree to drop charges against Goldilocks for Break & Enter,theft of porridge, destruction of furniture & soiling of beds. They'll drop the charges if she becomes their house-keeper.

written by Lady Godiva, 10 February 2011
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Humpty Dumpty suing King's Men

Humpty Dumpty is indeed suing the King's Men for incompetence stating, "With all their training at the tax payers expense, you'd think they could put a bleeding egg together." More as we get it.

written by Lady Godiva, 10 February 2011
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Jack and Jill in custody battle over pail

Jack and Jill-in a heated custody battle as to who should actually take ownership of the pail which they have shared for years. They parted ways when Jack climbed the beanstalk and didn't invite Jill.

written by Lady Godiva, 10 February 2011
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Peter Pan is dead-strangled by his own shadow

He got tangled up in his shadow when he took a step backwards, tripped over Tinkerbell and ended up choking himself. A memorial service will be held. Michael Jackson will attend but only in spirit.

written by Lady Godiva, 10 February 2011
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Is it me? Or is it me?

Well, I recently looked in the mirror, expecting to see ME, of course, but my mam was looking back at me...and she was laughing her head off.

written by Lady Godiva, 10 February 2011
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I've lost my mind

Please, someone, anyone, help me find it. If I remember rightly, it's a very good one...only one lady owner, last used on The Spoof site. Not many miles on the clock but chassis needs ome work.

written by Lady Godiva, 10 February 2011
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Nighty Night

President Obama is in bed with the unions, environmentalists and lawyers. The president sleeps on featherbedding, green sheets and uses a sharkskin comforter!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2011
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Obama Blames Intelligence Community

President Obama blames the intelligence community for not predicting the exact year, month, day and minute of the Egyptian protests. The president indeed does exhibit a lack of intelligence!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2011
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Try Again Later

The impeachment of President Obama by the US House has failed. There is no provision in the US Constitution for being clueless about economics, energy, foreign policy, defense and business affairs!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2011
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More Regulation

President Obama authorizes the FDA to provide Kaopectate to his vocal Democratic liberal left base. They need all the regulation they can get, based on their incessant diarrhea of the mouth!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2011
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New Investigation

Toyota cleared by US government of extraneous electronic interference causing their cars to suddenly accelerate. Investigators now looking at big foot or the loose nut behind the wheel!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2011
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Let Them Eat Falafel

Iran bans its TV from showing cooking programs presenting recipes for foreign cuisine such as pizza, pasta & Western fast food like hamburgers & hot-dog. Arab & Israeli Falafel is to be allowed!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2011
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Stop Pollution and Fight Obesity

EPA limits each US household to only one roll of toilet paper. The agency suggests cutting down on using the facilities and stopping eating, which fits with the first lady's anti-obesity program.


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2011
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Name that Organization

LONE RANGER: How do you tell if an organization is made up of Democratic liberals? TONTO: They have "Progressive Big Money Spender" preceding the organization's name!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2011
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