Katherine Jenkins and Gethin Jones call off their engagement
Both said to be heartbroken, welsh strumpet Imogen Thomas has offered Geth a 'shoulder to cry on'
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Kate and Prince Harry Wear Matching Wellies to watch William Play Football
That's what happens when you send the butler out to buy last minute presents on Christmas Eve...
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Essex tv star Amy Childs tipped to earn over £10 million next year
That sure is a lot of 'vajazzling'
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Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics Leaked Online
State Officials are suggesting households print out and put on the back door to deter burglars over the holiday period.
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'Let Liverpool Rot'
Papers released today show Margaret Thatcher was urged to abandon Liverpool in 1981 by her ministers. Not bad advice in 2011 while all the footballers wear Luis Suarez t-shirts.
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Scientists Slam Jamie Oliver Cook Books for 'Heart Attack dishes
Oh dear, is Jamie so busy he had to hire Katie Price's ghostwriter?
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Carlo Ancelloti Appointed 'Supreme Leader' of PSG
If they weren't crying before, they sure will be now.
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Kim Jong Un declared 'Supreme Leader' of North Korea
Motown and Diana Ross have distanced themselves from the claim, saying it is 'just another tribute band'
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No News Yet on Beyonce Birth
Her spokesman said there is no truth she is 'Crazy In Labour'
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Nelson Mandela 'Not Dead'
A South African newspaper has apologised for tweeting that Mandela was in hospital. Nelson's spokesman said he is waiting for Bon Jovi to visit and twitpic them together round the Christmas tree.
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Gavin & Stacey star Ruth Jones to star in new Sky One Comedy 'Stella'
At this rate Liza Tarbuck will never work again.
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Gadaffi's Son Asks For Lawyer
He initially asked for two strippers, a subway meatball marina and an aeroplane, but this was refused point blank by his captors.
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North Korea dismiss South Korea as a 'Puppet Regime'
I think they confused South Korea with the New Muppet Movie.
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IPhone Tells 12-year-old Boy to "SHUT UP"
A 12-year-old boy tried an iPhone 4S in Tesco's when it told him to "F shut up, you ugly t...t". Staff at Tesco's said that it was the iPhone 4FS especially designed for Tourette's sufferers. Every little helps!
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UK 'In danger of drifting back into recession in 2012'
'I wasn't aware that we'd got out of the depression?'
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Woman stabbed to Death in Nottingham - 27 Dec 2011
"In Nottingham? I am surprised!"
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UK Voting Intention Poll 26 Dec 2011
Conservative 40%
Labour 40%
Lib-Dem 8%
Others 11%
Bet Nick Cleggs happy?"
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Herman Cain As Always Has An Answer For Everything
Herman Cain was asked what he plans to do with the money that was donated towards his campaign. He replied, "Well I guess I be gibben it to Charity, I means Gloria, my mistress, I means my missus."
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Ron Paul Has Outed Michele Bachmann
Ron Paul has accused Michele Bachmann of having a ghost writer. Bachmann replied "Are you kidding me I don't even believe in Halloween."
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The Sarah Palin Scent Has Hit The Road
Walmart announces that it has taken all decanters of Sarah Palin's Eau Du Moose Perfume off the shelves after nationwide Christmas sales amounted to just 2 bottles.
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A Polish Footballer By Any Other Name Would Be Great!
A Polish footballer, who plays for Arsenal, named Wojciech Szczesny has been asked to please change his name to one that is a little easier to pronounce and spell like Jetzy Otto for instance.
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That Red-Headed Hefty Singer Is Gettin' Herself Hitched (Again)
Country music's red-headed 'fativa' Wynonna Judd has become engaged for a third time. In other news, the Sahara Desert has a lot of sand.
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A Case of The Wrong Underwear?
After video of an Egyptian woman clad in a blue bra was shown being beaten by Egyptian solders sales of blue bras in Egypt quickly fell by 800 percent.
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Rosie O'Donnell Is So Rich She Really Doesn't Care
Rosie O'Donnell is so ugly she once came in third in a Rosie O'Donnell Lookalike Contest.
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Sinead O'Connor Is Truly One Great Big Fruit
Singer Sinead O'Connor has filed for divorce from her fourth husband after being married only 16 days. She said she just wanted to beat Kim Kardashian's record.
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Work from home scheme scorned
The government's new 'work from home scheme' has it's critics. "I just don't see how it will work," said an estate agent. "There's only so many times I can sell my own house."
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written by
IainB, 30 December 2011
