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Katherine Jenkins and Gethin Jones call off their engagement

Both said to be heartbroken, welsh strumpet Imogen Thomas has offered Geth a 'shoulder to cry on'

written by radiogagger, 30 December 2011
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Kate and Prince Harry Wear Matching Wellies to watch William Play Football

That's what happens when you send the butler out to buy last minute presents on Christmas Eve...

written by radiogagger, 30 December 2011
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Essex tv star Amy Childs tipped to earn over £10 million next year

That sure is a lot of 'vajazzling'

written by radiogagger, 30 December 2011
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Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics Leaked Online

State Officials are suggesting households print out and put on the back door to deter burglars over the holiday period.

written by radiogagger, 30 December 2011
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'Let Liverpool Rot'

Papers released today show Margaret Thatcher was urged to abandon Liverpool in 1981 by her ministers. Not bad advice in 2011 while all the footballers wear Luis Suarez t-shirts.

written by radiogagger, 30 December 2011
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Scientists Slam Jamie Oliver Cook Books for 'Heart Attack dishes

Oh dear, is Jamie so busy he had to hire Katie Price's ghostwriter?

written by radiogagger, 30 December 2011
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Carlo Ancelloti Appointed 'Supreme Leader' of PSG

If they weren't crying before, they sure will be now.

written by radiogagger, 30 December 2011
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Kim Jong Un declared 'Supreme Leader' of North Korea

Motown and Diana Ross have distanced themselves from the claim, saying it is 'just another tribute band'

written by radiogagger, 30 December 2011
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No News Yet on Beyonce Birth

Her spokesman said there is no truth she is 'Crazy In Labour'

written by radiogagger, 30 December 2011
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Nelson Mandela 'Not Dead'

A South African newspaper has apologised for tweeting that Mandela was in hospital. Nelson's spokesman said he is waiting for Bon Jovi to visit and twitpic them together round the Christmas tree.

written by radiogagger, 30 December 2011
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Gavin & Stacey star Ruth Jones to star in new Sky One Comedy 'Stella'

At this rate Liza Tarbuck will never work again.

written by radiogagger, 30 December 2011
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Gadaffi's Son Asks For Lawyer

He initially asked for two strippers, a subway meatball marina and an aeroplane, but this was refused point blank by his captors.

written by radiogagger, 30 December 2011
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North Korea dismiss South Korea as a 'Puppet Regime'

I think they confused South Korea with the New Muppet Movie.

written by radiogagger, 30 December 2011
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IPhone Tells 12-year-old Boy to "SHUT UP"

A 12-year-old boy tried an iPhone 4S in Tesco's when it told him to "F shut up, you ugly t...t". Staff at Tesco's said that it was the iPhone 4FS especially designed for Tourette's sufferers. Every little helps!

written by IN SEINE, 30 December 2011
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UK 'In danger of drifting back into recession in 2012'

'I wasn't aware that we'd got out of the depression?'

written by Inchcock, 30 December 2011
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Woman stabbed to Death in Nottingham - 27 Dec 2011

"In Nottingham? I am surprised!"

written by Inchcock, 30 December 2011
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UK Voting Intention Poll 26 Dec 2011

Conservative 40%
Labour 40%
Lib-Dem 8%
Others 11%

Bet Nick Cleggs happy?"

written by Inchcock, 30 December 2011
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Herman Cain As Always Has An Answer For Everything

Herman Cain was asked what he plans to do with the money that was donated towards his campaign. He replied, "Well I guess I be gibben it to Charity, I means Gloria, my mistress, I means my missus."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2011
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Ron Paul Has Outed Michele Bachmann

Ron Paul has accused Michele Bachmann of having a ghost writer. Bachmann replied "Are you kidding me I don't even believe in Halloween."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2011
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The Sarah Palin Scent Has Hit The Road

Walmart announces that it has taken all decanters of Sarah Palin's Eau Du Moose Perfume off the shelves after nationwide Christmas sales amounted to just 2 bottles.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2011
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A Polish Footballer By Any Other Name Would Be Great!

A Polish footballer, who plays for Arsenal, named Wojciech Szczesny has been asked to please change his name to one that is a little easier to pronounce and spell like Jetzy Otto for instance.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2011
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That Red-Headed Hefty Singer Is Gettin' Herself Hitched (Again)

Country music's red-headed 'fativa' Wynonna Judd has become engaged for a third time. In other news, the Sahara Desert has a lot of sand.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2011
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A Case of The Wrong Underwear?

After video of an Egyptian woman clad in a blue bra was shown being beaten by Egyptian solders sales of blue bras in Egypt quickly fell by 800 percent.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2011
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Rosie O'Donnell Is So Rich She Really Doesn't Care

Rosie O'Donnell is so ugly she once came in third in a Rosie O'Donnell Lookalike Contest.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2011
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Sinead O'Connor Is Truly One Great Big Fruit

Singer Sinead O'Connor has filed for divorce from her fourth husband after being married only 16 days. She said she just wanted to beat Kim Kardashian's record.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 December 2011
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Work from home scheme scorned

The government's new 'work from home scheme' has it's critics. "I just don't see how it will work," said an estate agent. "There's only so many times I can sell my own house."

written by IainB, 30 December 2011
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