Luxury Saudi Yacht Collides with Thames Flood Barrier
A luxury yacht registered in Saudi Arabia has collided with the Thames flood barrier to mark the end of ram-a-dam.
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Health And Safety Gone Mad!
Lollipop ladies in Milton Keynes are refusing to wear high visibility vests in case they are mistaken for Spanish prostitutes.
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Stonewall Apologises
Stonewall would like to apologise that all of their phone lines were engaged last night because all of their staff were voting for Anthony Cotton in 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here'.
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"I'm alright Jacques!"
Former President of the European Commission, Jacques Delors say Eurozone is 'flawed'...I think he may have meant fucked but could not spell it?
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Muslims Are the Latest Victims
First, it was public sector workers, next, railway suicide jumpers, now, Muslims will not escape from his insults because Jeremy Clarkson is reputed to be selling hotdogs outside a London Mosque.
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Fatima Whitbread's Jungle Experience
Fatima Whitbread has confessed that only 2 things really got up her nose during her stay in the Australian jungle: 1) a cockroach, 2) Antony Cotton although she did not say which was the worst!
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Home Sweet Home
The annual lighting of the New York City Christmas tree had to be temporarily halted when police discovered two homeless people and four Occupy Wall Street protesters living in the tree.
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"Hiyo Silver!"
The USDA has announced that U.S. grocery stores will soon be selling horse meat. Pizza Hut immediately unveils its new Giddy Up Pizza, which is a pizza with horseshoe shaped horse meat toppings.
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Michele Bachmann Disses Sarah Palin
Michele Bachmann recently stated that one reason Sarah Palin was not liked was because most Americans don't like seeing a female shoot a moose while smiling and hollering out "Gotcha bitch!"
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Barbara Walters Has The Nation's Pulse At Hand
Barbara Walters of The View has stated that in honor of Black Inner Awareness Day, she and her co-hosts will refer to their show on that day as Da View.
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Why all the Gloom?
And now for the Good News! West Ham are on target for promotion.
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j.w., 03 December 2011
Nick Clegg says - Our supporters deserve to be listened to!
"Of course finding any will be the real problem!"
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To thine own self be true
Newt Gingrich suggests Herman Cain should admit he cheated on his wife, and then cheat on her again. According to Gingrich, "It worked for me!"
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Wait ... that can't be right
Taylor Swift says one of her favorite artists is Nicki Minaj, possibly because Minaj embodies the same sorts of traditional, folksy values and down-home country charm as Swift herself.
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Jobless dropping like flies
Jobless rate in US drops to 8.6 percent, the lowest since March of 2009. Economists warn this figure fails to reflect many Americans unemployed for so long that they died of boredom.
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