Local Boy Lost
...his bicycle. It was red with an awesome Power Rangers sticker on it...and...*ahem*...tassles... If found please return to 487 Weston Drive.
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written by
Spyder, 13 December 2011
Canadian gay penguin goes straight!
A staunch gay penguin couple in Toronto zoo has split up because one of them, Buddy, has decided to enjoy some penguin pussy. His mate has also decided to go straight; there's hope yet!
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New Frozen Planet Controversy
Following admission that newborn bear cubs were filmed in a zoo, David Attenborough has revealed that his parts were filmed at his home. 'I'm 85,' he explained, 'and the real locations were too cold.'
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Occupy Movement Has Unintended Ironic Victory
Because of Occupy U.S. public officials are suddenly concerned about supposed damage to public spaces they've been neglecting for decades.
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written by
manbrad, 13 December 2011
Millions Die Tragic Needless Deaths While God Helps Tebow Win
"Fuck those pussies," sayeth the Lord. "I help winners."
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written by
manbrad, 13 December 2011
Incontinence Conference
Tickets for the Incontinence Conference in Manchester are now available from our hotline number. Please go before ringing as this may involve a long call.
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written by
IainB, 13 December 2011
Harry Redknapp's new book
Harry Redknapp has written a new book about the fall and fall of Portsmouth. It is called The Road From Wembley.
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written by
IainB, 13 December 2011
Jonny Wilkinson Kicks Cat
The newly retired rugby legend said "I haven't felt pressure like it since I kicked that drop goal in the world cup final or when I microwaved my Jack Russell.
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Rudolph With Your Nose So Bright
The horrible economical situation has even affected Santa Claus. He reports that instead of using Rudolph and 8 reindeer he will be cutting back and only using Rudolph and 4 reindeer.
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Newt Gingrich Has Attracted The Loony Element
Newt Gingrich is really picking up the supporters now. His newest fans include Jerry Sandusky, Bernie Madoff, Alec Baldwin, Ndamukong Suh, and Joan Rivers.
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Gloria Allred Does Not Mince Words
Attorney Gloria Allred said that Herman Cain is not fooling anyone and that the only reason he wants to go work for FOX News is so he can get a shot at his dream girl Ann Coulter.
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And Yet Another Reality Game Show
Coming to the Fox Network in January, the new reality game show, So Who Do You Want To Throw Under The Bus? Celebrities come on the show and tell the host which person they hate the most.
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