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Violent Vomiting Outbreak Hits US!

Government blames Bush and Tea Party for outbreak.
Victims shout, "It's the economy, Stupid" as savings evaporate
while Obama parties and vacations.

written by Morse, 09 August 2011
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Oasis Bar and Grill Spared during London Fire Storm!

The iconic hangout for dissident writers was open for business after a night of riots leaving the rest of the street in ruins. Mgr. Wortham attributes good luck to Colonists..."they all had guns!"

written by Morse, 09 August 2011
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One Good Thing!

An upbeat Nick Clegg appeared on TV today to announce that the riots are not all bad. "Thank God," he said," we finally got rid of the lay a bouts in Parliament Square, they were so scared they left!"

written by Morse, 09 August 2011
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Cameron Considers calling up Military to Quell Riots in London!

When no one answers the phone, he is reluctantly informed that there are no more uniformed military in Britain, they were recently made redundant
during austerity cuts to maintain India aid.

written by Morse, 09 August 2011
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Policing by Consent!

Home Secretary Theresa May appeals for calm, appearing before crowd wearing dreadlocks, and puffing on a bong! Crowd goes wild, burns Westminster Abbey to ground.

written by Morse, 09 August 2011
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Bob Marley Honored in London!

Thousands of marchers hold silent vigilance holding candles and petro cans in London before saluting him by torching 1/2 the town and singing
"Baby,Light my fire!"

written by Morse, 09 August 2011
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James Dyson Salutes Spoofer!

Thanks to a recent complimentary article on his vac, Billionaire Dyson sent Morse an autographed copy of the instruction manlual to replace the one that came with the machine in Polish!

written by Morse, 09 August 2011
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Can I have a Mulligan on that?

In ironic turn about, fired Tiger Woods caddy collects $115,000 from Adam Scott blow out win. Tiger collects $58,500 for losing by 18 strokes!
Caddy also picks up 4 of Tiger's former sponsors!

written by Morse, 09 August 2011
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Nazi Bastards!

Thieves in US steal man hole covers, AC units, strip power lines, brass number plates off residences. In a new low police report graves being dug up in Cleveland to remove gold teeth from the dead!

written by Morse, 09 August 2011
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brits cancel 'friendly' football match due to lack of interest!

Fans say they'd rather kick the shit out of each other in London on new realtly show: London: Hot Summer Nights and chance to scorw new trainers or flat screen TV!

written by Morse, 09 August 2011
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No Fruitcake. Please

It has been disclosed that before Prince William got married to Kate Middleton, he said that he did not want the traditional fruitcake at the wedding. Prince Charles said that he will go anyway.

written by IN SEINE, 09 August 2011
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Good News for Husbands during This Economic Downturn

The economy has got so bad that wives are beginning to have sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford the batteries!

written by IN SEINE, 09 August 2011
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Large Lady Appeals

A large lady from Lancaster was angry that someone stole her knickers from the washing line. However, she was even more annoyed that the thief also stole the 12 pegs that held her knickers on the line.

written by IN SEINE, 09 August 2011
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Breaking News

Things are breaking all over England

written by The Medium Cheese, 09 August 2011
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The Clash top UK charts whilst London's Burning!

The Clash decided to re-release their sublime hit "London's Burning" and it was Nr 1 in five minutes. Many rioters wanted the single, but couldn't find a shop to buy it, they'd burnt them all down!

written by Jaggedone, 09 August 2011
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Rioters Blackberrys hacked

In news just in, rioters using Blackberry handheld devices have discovered that NOTW scribes have hacked into their voicemails and "wiped" their devices clean. Rioters are spewing and want them dead.

written by whatinthe world, 09 August 2011
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Buck Pal centre of rioting

In breaking news, rioting has broken out within Buckingham Palace. Her Majesty has just sacked her head chef after a disasterous Fillet Mignon and servants have retaliated in support of the fellow.

written by whatinthe world, 09 August 2011
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Maria Shriver Realizes That She Did Miss A Few Tell Tale Signs

Maria Shriver is now admitting that she should have realized something was going on between Arnold and Mildred when she caught the maid feeding him grapes...from her mouth.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 August 2011
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Reverend Al Sharpton Does Not Like Donald The Trumpster

Reverend Al Sharpton said that if his hair looked as feminine as Donald Trumps does he'd change his name to Abigail Sharpton and put on a dress.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 August 2011
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Dick "The WMD" Cheney Caught Hell From Simon Cowell

Dick Cheney says that he's The Simon Cowell of Politics. When Cowell heard that remark he asked, "Dick Cheney? Is he still walking around? I thought his lying ass would've been in prison by now."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 August 2011
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Does Anyone Want To Hire Glenn "Baby Teardrops" Beck?

Glenn Beck who got fired by The Fox Network has reportedly been turned down for a job as a WalMart greeter.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 August 2011
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If a man pats a woman's bottom he's just being friendly: Jeremy Irons

And if a Judge slaps a custodial sentence on ya she's just doing her job!

written by queen mudder, 09 August 2011
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Another Celebrity Show Has Just Been "Inked"

The Fox Network is planning on having a new celebrity reality show called, Okay So Which Celebrity Has The Most Butt Tattoos?

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 August 2011
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Tim Pawlenty The Man Who Doesn't Need A Heck Of A Lot of Room

Tim Pawlenty says that if he is elected president the first thing he will do to save the American taxpayers some money is to sell the White House and to move into a Double Wide Trailer.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 August 2011
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The Funny Lady Has A Lot Of Plastic In Her Body

Joan Rivers recently said that if plastic was gold her body would be worth about $3 million.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 August 2011
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Mrs. Brady Is That You???

After admitting that she went to bed with former NYC Mayor John Lindsay, Florence Henderson, the former Mrs. Brady of The Brady Bunch has signed to appear in the new sit-com The Brady Bitch.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 August 2011
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Ron Paul Says He Will Be Known As President Paul (P.P.)

Ron Paul says that when he is elected president he will be the first president to use the letter "P" alliteration (President Paul) since President Pierce back in the 1850s.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 August 2011
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Barbara Walters Had The Biggest Smile at LAX Airport

Barbara Walters says that she was so flattered at being patted down by a good-looking, young TSA agent that she tipped him $10.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 August 2011
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Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell's New Reality Show

Simon Cowell says that he is currently working on yet another singing reality show. This one is called F Factor and it will find the worst singer in America.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 August 2011
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Lindsay Lohan Talks Candidly About Her Ex-Belly Bumper

Lindsay Lohan says that the only time she ever misses her old girlfriend Samantha Ronson is when she has been drinking; which is roughly about 92 percent of the time.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 August 2011
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The US shakes its head at the S&P Downgrade

The White House now regrets not switching to the rechargeable AAA rating.

written by Ellie James, 09 August 2011
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