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Florida Tornado searches for Dorothy and Toto

Searching for Dorothy and her sidekick Toto, a tornado mistakenly formed over a home in Florida thought to be Uncle Henry and Auntie Em's. Realizing his mistake, the tornado dissipated and moved on.

written by Kahfree, 06 August 2011
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Shell Oil

Shell oil are claiming their oil spills in West Africa are for the benefit of the people. 'No one will have to buy oil for cooking' a senior figure said 'it should keep the wheels turning as well!'

written by j.w., 06 August 2011
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China Knocks the Yanks

China has today increased pressure on the United States to sort out the American deficit. President Whu Du asked 'Who do they think they are - Gods?'

written by j.w., 06 August 2011
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Naturists Furious over Tower Block Plans

A naturist club in Surrey is furious at plans by the council to erect a five-storey block of flats even though the Council have submitted plans that all Windows will have net curtains.

written by IN SEINE, 06 August 2011
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Polar Bear Known to Police

The Polar Bear that killed an Eton schoolboy on an island north of Norway was known to British police. He had been reported as an extreme Muslim anarchist but the story had not been followed up.

written by j.w., 06 August 2011
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Interesting Question

LONE RANGER: How do you spot a female Democratic liberal left President Obama supporter? TONTO: I called Michelle Obama to ask, but she hasn't returned my phone call!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 August 2011
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First Amendment Guarantees Free Speech

Sen. Rockefeller (D-WV) & Rep. Clyburn (D-SC) wanted to silence Fox News. Sen. Kerry (D-MA) wants to silence the Tea Party. Free speech isn't the sole possession of the Democratic liberal far left!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 August 2011
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Presidential Administrations Defined

Richard Nixon (R) was the Imperial President, Jimmy Carter (D) was the Stagflation President and Barack Obama (D) is the Clueless President!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 August 2011
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Democratic Liberal Far Left Wacko Tax Policy

President Obama wants to tax the upper and middle classes to help the poor, via wealth redistribution. This approach will ensure that everyone will eventually be poor, and then who will he tax?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 August 2011
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Birthday Presents

A Democratic Party birthday greeting from Michelle Obama says Barack is going grey with all his worrying. 125 million Republican and Independent voters each send the president a bottle of hair dye!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 August 2011
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All They Want is Fairness

A protest rally occurred over the makeup of a Maryland county school board. A number of Martian and Jovian picketers outside the selection committee meeting claimed they were being excluded!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 August 2011
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Blame Game

President Obama blamed Michelle for the terrible state of the US economy, the slow GDP growth and the national debt, saying she was a closet Republican Tea Partier!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 August 2011
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President Obama Holds a Press Conference

Hooray, the unemployment rate is down 0.1% even though some people have dropped out of the job market. Next month when the unemployment rate rises, the White House Press Secretary will be speaking!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 August 2011
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Job Applicant Equal Opportunity Employment Lawsuit

John Jones was refused a job with J P Morgan Bank because of a lack of economic experience & is suing. Mr. Jones claims since Pres. Obama is economically clueless, why should he be refused a job!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 August 2011
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Republicans/Tea Party Say We Told You So

Standard & Poor's cut the long-term US credit rating from AAA to AA-plus. S&P said the deficit reduction plan passed by Congress did not go far enough to stabilize the country's debt situation.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 August 2011
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