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Topless US women want equality and let them all hang out!

Womens topless day in the US caused a sensation because natural nipples are forbidden in public so they covered them over with plastic nipples, what a load of tits; the police that is!

written by Jaggedone, 22 August 2011
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Unseen Enemy?

Col Gaddafi has not been seen in public since May. This begs the question, where is he? Someone said that they have seen him in a chip shop in Milton Keynes only last week!

written by IN SEINE, 22 August 2011
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Bad Headline Number 86

WOMAN BITTEN BY SPIDER IN BATHING COSTUME!

written by IN SEINE, 22 August 2011
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Texas Ranchers and Farmers Are Looking For A Good Old-Fashioned Rain-Making Hurricane

The drought in Texas is getting so bad that catfish farms are having to outsource their catfish to Pakistan.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 August 2011
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Michele Bachmann May Not Be Too Good At Math

Michele Bachmann is one of those people who hates to be outdone. When Sarah Palin said that she had 7,871 Facebook friends Bachmann immediately stated that she has over 83 million.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 August 2011
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Arizona's Heat Wave Seems To Have Silenced Governor Jan Brewer

The heat wave in Arizona has been so bad that even Governor Jan Brewer has decided to stay indoors and refrain from making her half dozen or so daily insults.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 August 2011
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The World's First Political Robot

Japanese scientists have just developed a robot that goes around insulting people. We already have one in the U.S. - it's name is Ann Coulter.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 August 2011
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The Ever Wandering and Wondering Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis, 85, asked the producer of Dancing With The Stars to let him appear on the show. He was told they already have the fiery Maksim Chmerkovskiy, and one Bad Boy of The Ballroom is enough.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 August 2011
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It Looks Like Chely Wright Just Doesn't "Keep Up"

Kim Kardashian was reportedly furious that country singer Chely Wright chose to get married on the same day as she did. When asked to comment Wright replied, "I've never heard of Kim Kardashian."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 August 2011
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Michele Bachmann Says She Will Never Set Foot In San Fransissyco

Michele Bachmann was asked where in the world she gets her tremendous energy. She grinned and replied that she gets it from a daily dose of Flintstone vitamins and gay bashing.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 August 2011
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Miley Cyrus Appears To Have Changed Her 'Evil 'Ways

Billy Ray Cyrus says he is so proud of his daughter Miley. He noted that he has not heard of her giving anyone a lap dance in the past seven days.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 August 2011
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Mystery Solved

Scientists discover that President Obama's aura is due to his swallowing a flashlight at age seven!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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That's Show Biz

A former Democratic Georgia politician has accused President Obama of having Michael Jackson assassinated so that the president would be the only song and dance man on television!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Obama Criticizes Republican Presidential Candidates

"All they want to do is create jobs, reduce unemployment, improve the economy, increase US energy production, decrease federal spending and balance the budget whereas I want to…………!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Presidential Bus Trip Almost Cancelled

President Obama almost cancelled his excursion to see the real America. The EPA police stopped the bus on the Capitol beltway citing that the bus's Diesel exhaust emissions violated the Clean-Air Act!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Obama's Interested in Keeping His Job

Rep. Waters (D-CA) said we don't know what President Obama's strategy (Keynesian economic insanity) is, we don't know why on this trip he's not in the black community and he's hurting our people!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Dream On, Dream On

Pres. Obama has 14 million reasons (9.1% unemployment) to shorten his vacation & call Congress back into session to work on a realistic economic recovery/jobs plan including private sector concerns!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Warning Labels are Next

The FDA has warned that any contact with drug case trial lawyers can be hazardous to your health. The FDA also recommends that a proctologist be consulted immediately!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Toilet Seats Overpriced

The Obama administration is accused of overspending on toilet seats for the executive branch agencies. The White House Press Secretary said the seats were cheap, but the user's manual was expensive!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Can't Get Anything Right

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Joe I'm in deep yogurt over my head when it comes to the lackluster economy, unemployment, foreign policy, overspending and overregulation. VP BIDEN: Barack it's not yogurt!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Time for a Change

President Obama has become known as the regulation president. Everything he touches turns to ……….!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Cheeky Response

EPA suggests that toilet paper manufacturers put perfume in their product to comply with the Clean Air Act! Toilet paper manufacturers tell the EPA where they can put their suggestion!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Obama Send Money

Seattle WA Democratic officials are concerned about flooding due to climate change. The city's 100 year old wooden sea wall has been deteriorating for a long time due to lack of maintenance!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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The Real McCoy

President Obama sent VP Biden to China to reassure the communist government that their loans to the US are safe. VP Biden plans to bring back lots of take-out Chinese food when he returns!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Grievous Omission

A new study indicates watching one hour of TV shortens a human life by 22 minutes. However, what was not reported was that watching one hour of PORN lengthens a human life by 22 minutes!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Job Creation Obama Style

President Obama's new job creation plan calls for expansion of the federal government's watcher to worker ratio from 10:1 to 20:1!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Must Have Been a Meteorite

History shows in 2012 when Republicans retained the House, captured the presidency & Senate that rabid environmentalists disappeared without a trace!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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A City Run Amok

No ACLU when San Francisco CA bans toys in happy meals and tries to ban circumcision. The city shuts down underground cell phone service to stop protestors from disrupting the BART, the ACLU shows up!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Obama Explained

Prior to being a Senator and President, Mr. Obama was a community organizer used to sucking on the government's tatas when money was needed!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Product Testimonial

"For terrible allergies try Bill's Pills as I am now able to take my grandchildren to the zoo, city dump and city sewer plant, experiencing the full bouquet of delightful nasal sensations!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Interesting Mideast Development

A Turkish warplane killed seven Iraqi civilians in an air strike in Iraq's northern Kurdish zone. Iraq has withdrawn its ambassador, asking Turkey to formally apologize on Israeli television!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Political Spelling Lesson Updated

A growing number of Democrats and Independents now firmly believe mOOrOOn is spelled with four Obama's, after getting a look at the president's leaked third attempt at stimulus spending !

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Civil Rights Violation

ACLU sues restaurant on behalf of a vegan who claims her vegetable lasagna was not made with organically grown tomatoes! In other news, famine strikes Somalia.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Good News

Zsa Zsa Gabor is considering becoming a mother at 94 years of age. Wow, she will be a real old lady when the child goes off to college!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Quote of the Day

Republican strategist Ed Gillespie when asked about Obama's time off said he doesn't fault the president for taking a break. "Wrecking an economy as large as the United States is exhausting."

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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Technology Failure

A restroom electronic device that automatically puts a toilet seat up or down, dependent on the gender of an entering user, has failed qualification testing. It was totally confused by cross-dressers!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 August 2011
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