A New Pistol to Commemorate Politicians
Smith & Wesson is to bring out a new pistol to commemorate Senators and Congressmen. It will be named the "Legislator". It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
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Unusual Arrest
They arrested the devil in a small town near Florence, Italy this morning.
They got him on possession.
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Rick Perry's Electric Chair "Sparky" Is Electrifying The GOP Voters
Rick Perry is leading all GOP candidates due to the fact that he says he will not hesitate to use the electric chair. Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, and Michele Bachmann all say they're getting one to.
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Jon Gosselin Is Desperate To Get Back On Television
Now that TLC has cancelled the reality show Kate Plus 8, Jon Gosselin has called them up and offered to appear in a new reality show called Jon Plus 0.
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Michele Bachmann - The Extremely Scary Gal From Minnesota
Michele Bachmann is already 16 percentage points behind Rick Perry. She told her campaign manager that she'll probably cut her hair, stop saying that gays are barbarians, and pray, pray, pray.
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Sarah "The Geographical Whiz Mama" Palin Is At It Again
Sarah Palin was asked about Tropical Storm Harvey which will hit the Central American country of Belize. She thought for a moment and then replied, "Well, I just hope it doesn't hit my Alaska."
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