Sneijder deal off unless Mrs Sneijder throws a tantrum!
The deal between Inter Milan and Man Utd is a dodo, the Inter president has said. United fans have only one hope left; that his missus throws a tantrum because she desperately wants to be on UK TV!
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I Can't Take Much More of This
West Ham - two wins in a row away from home. Four goals! At least next season we will be back to normal.
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j.w., 17 August 2011
Penguin Rescue
A Penguin washed up on the shores of New Zealand is to be reurned to the Arctic when the ice can be found.
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Farewell Message
There is a knock at the door. I'm being arrested for Spoof stories that have caused a riot. See you in ten year's time!
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The Bermuda Triangle Is Boiling!
Oceanic scientists have discovered that due to the extreme hot oceanic water the shape of the famed Bermuda Triangle has changed and it will now henceforth be known as The Bermuda Trapezoid.
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The Weather Term Damn Sure Is Appropriate
Many United States television weathercasters are beginning to use the now acceptable heat wave term hot damn! to describe extremely unbearable hot weather conditions.
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The Planet Pluto By Any Other Description
Astrologists who at first referred to Pluto as a dwarf planet are now changing their minds. After much consideration they'll now begin to refer to Pluto by the more accurate name of the midget planet.
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Sarah Palin Kinda Knows Her Hockey
Sarah Palin was asked why there are no black hockey players. She replied, "Well ya know I guess it's cause they can jump, and dribble, and slam dunk, but the brothers just can't skate."
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The U.S. Population Will Go Up By 200 Million Just Like That!
President Obama as a goodwill gesture to China, who lent the U.S. billions of dollars, has agreed to allow 200 million Chinese to relocate to America. He said that 100 million will move into Arizona.
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The Real Truth About Reality Shows
One of the top reality show producers has confessed that most reality shows are not really as real as they would appear to be. He says the reality of most reality shows is that they just aren't real.
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NBC Said That They'll Get Back With Him
George Lopez who is now unemployed called up NBC and told them that he will take Jay Leno's place for 50 percent of what they pay him (Leno).
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The New Basketball Coach Is Doing Away With The Old Ways
The new basketball coach at Crayfish Junior College in Lafayette, Louisiana says that voodoo rituals have no place on the basketball court and he is doing away with the age old practice immediately.
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