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Bleedin' Royals!

If the Queen happens to suffer another nosebleed at her grandson's wedding on Friday royal doctors have advised her to tilt her head back so that her nose points towards the sky like it always does.

written by Tommy Twinkle, 23 April 2011
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The other wedding on Friday

Kate Tonbridge and William Halton are also getting married on Friday. "Nobody's going on about our big day are they?" asked Kate. "No, we're not important. I'm so mad at those two. We booked first."

written by IainB, 23 April 2011
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BNP plan a parade on Friday

BNP leader Nick Griffin has said they will have a parade on Friday. "Well, loads of people have put Union Jacks out, so it would be a shame to waste them," said Griffin.

written by IainB, 23 April 2011
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Alternate Vote help for stupid people

The Vote Yes campaign are promising to help flummoxed voters by installing an aide in every polling station, should they win. "We've started training them up now," said one campaigner.

written by IainB, 23 April 2011
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Poor Grammar In Sign Gets Man Riled Up

BIRMINGHAM - Local man says that the Subway ad about 'Do the Math' is wrong. "It's do the mathS!" He complains about PCWorld too. "CDs and DVDs and TVs! Not "CD's"! Implies the store owned by Mr. CD."

written by Inhopeless, 23 April 2011
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Dishing the Dirt on Wikileeks Founder

Julian Assgnage has had several Nocturnal E-missions

written by IN SEINE, 23 April 2011
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Feline Discovery

Genealogists and zoologists from the Natural History Museum in London who have studied the behaviour of cats, believe that they have discovered the remains of the missing Lynx in a cave in Belgium.

written by IN SEINE, 23 April 2011
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BBC Popularity Soars

… Ever since Ann Robinson has quit the weakest link. Apparently, she WAS the weakest link and the most hated woman on TV for several years in succession!

written by IN SEINE, 23 April 2011
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Spoof Writer forced to eat own words

A spoof writer has been forced to eat his own words and choked. All the back-slapping from his mates saved him in the nick of time. He also coughed up some sugar cubes which he had been fed.

written by Lady Godiva, 23 April 2011
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Acerbic Ann Is Weakest Link

Ann Robinson is to quit the weakest link - "GOODBYE!!"

written by IN SEINE, 23 April 2011
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Another New Disease Discovered

Medical researchers have discovered a new disease for which there are no symptoms. It is impossible to detect and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases of it have been found.

written by IN SEINE, 23 April 2011
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How to get your Spanish hens to lay more eggs.

Sing, Ole Ole Ole Ole.....Ole Ole.
Might help Man. U score more goals too. Just a thought!'

written by Lady Godiva, 23 April 2011
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Grammar Alert!

It is improper grammar to say, "Boo Hoo". The proper usage is "Boo Whom". Whiners, please keep this in mind. Thank you.

written by Honey West, 23 April 2011
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Honey Baked Ham

Honey Baked Ham - the finest quality bone-in ham, marinated, smoked and spiral sliced perfectly. Available online or in a store near you. Two for the price of one. Get yours whilst surprise lasts.

written by Lady Godiva, 23 April 2011
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Subliminal Language CDs Recalled

Sabe a Sueno, the learn Spanish while you sleep CD, is being recalled. Manufacturing defects have left scratches on the CDs that have resulted in many folks only learning how to stutter in Spanish.

written by Pariah, 23 April 2011
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What Do Henry Kissinger and Sarah Palin Both Have In Command?

Henry Kissinger is calling for a ground invasion of the Soviet Union. Sarah Palin calls a news conference and states, "Well gosh darnit Hank, it's about friggin time!"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 April 2011
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Well Perhaps He Should Have Called Her A "Lesbianite" Instead

A stand up comedian in San Francisco has been fined for insulting a lesbian in the audience by calling her a lesbian!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 April 2011
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Brooklyn Bums Are Not To Be Messed With!

A rather large bum went off on three bag ladies in a Brooklyn alley after one ran over him with a shopping cart!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 April 2011
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Okay, Which Queen Is Which?

Kate Middleton's parents finally get to meet the queen as well as Elton John's significant other.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 April 2011
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Coalition Split over Nepotism

David Cameron's advocacy has annoyed the Tories LibDem Coalition partners. Vince Cable's job is going to Cameron's cousin in the near future.

written by j.w., 23 April 2011
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The Queen Approves

The Queen has given her approval to Cameron's nepotism call. 'You sometimes have to give your relations a leg up' she said. Cameron has learnt that his son is to be a page at William's next marriage.

written by j.w., 23 April 2011
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Kate & I

I got this message: Kate Middleton ring. So I did. She said she was busy dating someone next Friday but after that we could meet up for a chat to see if we suited each other.

written by j.w., 23 April 2011
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Kate Middleton is 'In The Club'!

Kate Middleton joined a secret society during her education at St Andrews University - 'Skin and Bones'.

written by Tommy Twinkle, 23 April 2011
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Viagra Ad Gets In Trouble With The Church

The makers of Viagra have offended the church. In a recent advertisement, a Viagra spokesman, dressed as Jesus proclaimed "With a four hour erection, you may achieve your second cuming before I do."

written by Pariah, 23 April 2011
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Indian Tribal Names To Be Researched

Anthropologists are currently undertaking a study to determine the origins of the names of various Native American tribes. Of greatest interest to some is the naming of the Kickapoo.

written by Pariah, 23 April 2011
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Easter Bunny Visits Libyan War Zone

Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' through the mine field.
Hippety, hoppety, BOOM!
....Easter may be delayed.

written by Pariah, 23 April 2011
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Department of Homeland Security Revises Colored Terror Threat System

New terror threats are easier to remember: "Watch your Ass!" and "Cover your Ass!"

written by Jalapenoman, 23 April 2011
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