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President Bush likes Ribs

President George W. Bush was seen eating ribs at Babe's Chicken Dinner House in Roanoke, Texas. At the urging of his wife, he ordered the Chicken Salad Sandwhich instead of the ribs he really wanted.

written by Ellie James, 20 April 2011
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Trojan Condoms Announces New Marketing Slogan

Trojan, the world's leading condom company, announced their new marketing slogan today. "Trojan condoms, for today's up and cumer."

written by Pariah, 20 April 2011
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Viagra Announces New Marketing Slogan

Viagra announced their new marketing slogan today: "Viagra - Just Swell!"

written by Pariah, 20 April 2011
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I.D.G.A.F.

BIRMIN-FUCKING-HAM - I don't give a fuck about this. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! (now a cool techno-rock song here: IDGAF. It's also about sex and parties.

written by Inhopeless, 20 April 2011
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Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Does Not Like Females Like Ellen DeGeneres and Melissa Etheridge

Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona has just banned pink plastic lawn flamingos due to as she said, the obvious lesbian connotations.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
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So What The Heck Is Next For Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen?

Rumors are circulating throughout the United States that Charlie Sheen may soon be entering into The Witless Protection Program.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
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Elton John - The Modern Day Betsy Ross

Elton John talks openly about the ten pairs of baby socks that he personally sewed for his new baby.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
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If This Winning Keeps Up - The Lakers May Start Playing Their Home Games In Tijuana, Mexico

Battle: Los Angeles is the number one movie in California - and no it is not about what happens each time that the Lakers win the NBA title.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
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Man Wins Marathon As Wife Wins Snicker

As Boston marathon winner Geoff Mutai celebrated, he was totally unaware that 3 miles away his wife had won a box of Snickers in a Church raffle. Wife Brenda said 'I don't even like them.'

written by Mr Goster, 20 April 2011
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Rio Ferdinand stalker is a Twisted Sister from Liverpoool

It seems that Rio Ferdinand's stalker is a Liverpool fan and slightly twisted just like the rest of Liverpool fans. Only difference is she wants to shag Rio literally the others just want to shag him!

written by Jaggedone, 20 April 2011
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Baked Bean Found In Aldi Beans Tin

Student Phil Yurboots, 36, from Swindon was amazed when he opened a tin of Aldi's own brand beans and found nearly a dozen beans inside.
'I hope their standards aren't slipping,' said Phil.

written by Mr Goster, 20 April 2011
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Hongkong 3D sex film is so hot it meelts your glasses!

A Hongkong 3D sex film is breaking all box-office records, even Avatar's, it's so hot it melts your glasses especially when they do it "doggy style" while sitting on your lap!

written by Jaggedone, 20 April 2011
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Hell Hath No Fury

Like a woman pawned.

written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
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Bio-Diversity Goes Mobile

As tree ups sticks.

written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
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Misleading Spoof Headlines To Be Banned

Artichokes two for a pound at Tesdaburyson's.

written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
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"That's All From Me," says chorister...

Adds: "And that's all from hymmn."

written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
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Cameron Told "Don't Panic!"

"We're right behind you," says Clegg.

written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
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Man Orders Five Bags Of Organic Fertiliser

Crap story of the day.

written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
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Nani Involved In Horrific Incident

Tripped by invisible assailant on his way to put the kettle on.

written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
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Seagulls To Be Culled On Landfill Sites

"We have a responsibility to the Scousers," says councillor.

written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
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Chicharito To Star In Hollywood Aztec Sacrifice Epic

"Over my dead body," says Sir Alex.

written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
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LOL outbreak blamed on Facebookers

ROFL says Facebooker.

written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
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Internet Flame War Breaks Out

Spontaneous Human Combustion blamed.

written by Skoob1999, 20 April 2011
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U Turn

The FSA and PPI ISA UN GDP U Turn!!

written by j.w., 20 April 2011
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Giant Spider Discovered

A fossilised spider has been found in China which is the biggest ever known. This echoes William Blake's poem:
'Spider, spider black and white in the forests of the !'

written by j.w., 20 April 2011
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Baseball Cards Came Much, Much Later

Pink bubblegum was invented in 1342, by an old Tibetan monk named Master Chicklets.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
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The Most Infamous Dancing Pole In America

Miley Cyrus, who says she wants to move on, has decided to put her infamous dancing pole up for sale on eBay.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
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The Ever Aging Ageless Bob "The Price Is Right" Barker

Former Price Is Right Host Bob Barker who is 101, does not look a day over 97.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
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The Ex-Former American Idol Singer Known As William Hung

IN THE WHERE ARE THEY NOW DEPARTMENT?: American Idol alumni William Hung is presently working as a non-singing security guard at a Rice-A-Roni Factory in San Francisco.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
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A Desert Without Sand Is Like Paris Without Hilton

The Kalahari Desert is losing sand at the amazing rate of 19 tons per year. The real mystery is, where the hell is it going?

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
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Charlie Sheen Continues To Astound

Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen refuses to explain why police found two pounds of Play-Doh in his underwear.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
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Wynonna Judd Can Not Only Sing She Can Also Eat!

Wynonna Judd captures The Kentucky State Fair King-Sized Marshmallow Eating Contest (Again!). This year she managed to eat a grand total of 119 breaking her old record of 118.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
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"Snooki" Socks Are All The Rage In New Jersey

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi of The Jersey Shore was recently photographed wearing tube socks on her tata's at JWoww's Pizza Party.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 April 2011
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So Farewell, Elizabeth Sladen

I had a bit of a crush on you when you were Doctor Who's companion, Sarah Jane.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 20 April 2011
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Newcastle united hold manchester united to draw at st james park.

Manchester united was hold down by the tyneside.. The old trafford club beat the magpies in september 2010,but the magpies hold them to a 0-0 draw on tuesday night.

written by Adefioye gabriel, 20 April 2011
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