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Police Called to Nursery

Merseyside police were called to a nursery in Toxteth , Liverpool, today where a three-year-old boy was found to be resisting a rest

written by IN SEINE, 15 April 2011
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Donald Trump experiences Sudden Drop in opinon polls when "the apprentice" is canceled

Hit television show, "the apprentice" hosted by soon to be presidental candidate, donald trump has been canceled. Mr. Trump was not available for comment on this development

written by James Pleasant, 15 April 2011
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LINDSAY LOHAN CONSUMES CALORIES!!!

Skinny Bitch Eats Pea!
in a unprecedented new development, lohan has apparently overdosed on calories. more information as it is released!

written by James Pleasant, 15 April 2011
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Oldest man in the world dies after having sex!

The oldest man in the world, 114, is dead, Walter (RIP), his secret of longevity was sex, sex, and even more sex (plus viagra), unfortunately it caught up with him in the end, it was a hard life!

written by Jaggedone, 15 April 2011
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The Restaurant Booster Chair Should Kinda Have Given The Waitress The Hint

Applebee's apologizes to parents for serving a toddler a cup of tequila. They do say that the parents should have noticed the small umbrella, the lime, and the salt around the top of the sippy cup!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 April 2011
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It's A Darn Good Thing That Sarah Palin Is Not An Airline Pilot

Sarah Palin was asked to name three of the Pacific Islands which comprise Polynesia. She thought about it for a few moments and then responded by saying, Samoa, Tahiti, and...Haiti.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 April 2011
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And The Economic Down Spiraling Continues Down Spiraling

The nation's leading economist stated that sharp increases in energy and food prices could lead to higher inflation. Average Joe/Jill: "No shit, Einstein?"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 April 2011
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President Trump Really Doesn't Have A Nice Ring To It But...

Donald Trump is contemplating running for President of The United States. Spoof site Administrator/Editor Mark Lowton predicts thousands of Spoof articles, stories, snippets, and knock-knock jokes.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 April 2011
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NATO leaders: Gaddafi must go!

After secret agents spiked a cold glass of beer that Col Gaddafi was drinking with laxatives, last night, NATO leaders including Barack Obama: David Cameron, and Nicolas Sarkozy have said firmly: "Gaddafi must go!"

written by IN SEINE, 15 April 2011
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Stark Warning to Girls Joining Boy Scout Movement

… Clue: it's in their motto: "BE PREPARED!"

written by IN SEINE, 15 April 2011
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Wild Horses Disrupt Festival

The sleepy Welsh border town of Hay-on-Wye was invaded by a herd of delinquent Dartmoor ponies who turned out for the Hay Festival.

written by IN SEINE, 15 April 2011
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Zsa Zsa Gabor all set to become a mother again at the age of 94

The actress looks forward to sharing her mashed bananas and apple puree with the new arrival.

written by Thibarine, 15 April 2011
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Will & Kate Break Up

Only hours after the simulated 'marriage' of Kate & Will lookalikes the couple broke up and went their seperate ways. 'Kate' died in a car accident shortly afterwards.

written by j.w., 15 April 2011
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New Sunday Sport Revealed

The Daily Sport has been kicked firmly over the Boobies but Sunday Sport is set to return with football results printed on bird's beautiful bare backsides. Watch to see your teams scores!

written by j.w., 15 April 2011
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Huff & Puff

Obama, Cameron & Sakorsky sing 'We're going to huff and puff and blow your house down', backed by a ragged Nato chorus, to a recently demoted wolf named Private Gaddafi.

written by j.w., 15 April 2011
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Holly Willoughby Has Baby Girl

In Entertainment news popular airhead presenter Holly Willoughby is celebrating the birth of her new baby girl.
'We're calling her Holly,' said Holly.

written by Mr Goster, 15 April 2011
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Narcissim Awareness Course

This year's Narcissism Awareness course will take place at Stockport's Mirror Warehouse on Friday. Bring a comb.

written by IainB, 15 April 2011
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Work Experience Exams to Occur in Coffee-Making and Photocopying

LONDON - The new curriculum for Citizenship will include lessons on how to make coffee and photocopy items in prep for work experience in the summer. Full story: here

written by Inhopeless, 15 April 2011
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This is a Snippet

LOCATION - This is the text of the body of the snippet. Fuck yeah.

written by Inhopeless, 15 April 2011
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