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Gibson Making "John Lennon Guitar"

Gibson makes guitars to honor John Lennon. "Better trying something like this than out there getting drunk and calling people names", says Mel. "This could take awhile."

written by Bureau, 04 October 2010
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First Things First

Actor Tony Curtis buried after Vegas funeral. Most of family and friends say they were glad that they waited.

written by Bureau, 04 October 2010
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Europe win Ryder Cup

Because sometimes, world wars don't come the same if you're playing golf.

written by masterchev, 04 October 2010
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Aussie Swimmer says Delhi Belly helped him win 200m

Commonwealth Games: An Aussie swimmer with a dose of Delhi Belly has admitted the bug was responsible for a huge fart which propelled him forward to win the 200m crawl in a burst of bubbles.

written by Xavier, 04 October 2010
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Kagan Excuses Herself From 50% Of Cases!

Kagan recuses herself from 25 of 51 Supreme Court cases. Opponenets accuse her of only giving a half-ass effort.

written by Bureau, 04 October 2010
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Latest laptops not only "Google it" they "toast it" too!

Laptops are now being built with integrated tosters, R & D'ers discovered this technology after laptops were toasting the thighs of overworked and underfed Reps stuck on expensive motorway cafe's!

written by Jaggedone, 04 October 2010
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Economics Nobel Goes To One Man in America Who Didn't Spend More Than He Had

This year's Nobel for Economics has been awarded to the one man in America who didn't spend more than he had.
Click here for full story

written by ronin47empire, 04 October 2010
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The BBC Have Issued a Terror Warning

The BBC have issued a terror warning today just in case Russell Brand appears. They also add that there is also a severe threat of Jonathan Ross in the shadows.

written by IN SEINE, 04 October 2010
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Geert Wilders is not Hitler, he's Dutch not Austrian!

Geert Wilders is in court proving to the world he's not Adolf Hitler because Adolf was Austrian and Geert is just a simple Dutchman wanting Holland to remain Holland and not Mekka, strange world!

written by Jaggedone, 04 October 2010
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Pundits Argue over Schultz' and Beck's Size

Political pundits from both sides of the arena are arguing which rally in Washington got the prize for size. Remember, it's not the size that counts, it's the message.

written by Charpa93, 04 October 2010
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Lady Gaga Sits on Yoko Ono

Correction. A major story reported that Lady Gaga apparently had the opportunity to sit on Yoko Ono this weekend, when in fact the quote should have been "I got to sit in on Yoko Ono." Sorry.

written by Charpa93, 04 October 2010
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Armed At All Times

Chavez: Civilian militia should be armed full-time. "That's why I keep this hand grenade down the front of my pants."

written by Bureau, 04 October 2010
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Wayne Rooney dropped from Coke ads because of his knocking shop habit.

Gets a new campaign promoting nightly whore licks.

written by Thibarine, 04 October 2010
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New EC Austerity Measures - 4

Ireland! Don't make me come up there! Sort those taxes at once!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 04 October 2010
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BT Asks Public Where To Install High Speed Broadband.

But you can't have it. Nor you over there. Nope - not you... don't be daft, you certainly can't have it...

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 04 October 2010
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Thousands of Bibles Recalled, Reprinted

At the very end of the book it mistakenly read, "just kidding".

written by Nik Voelz, 04 October 2010
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