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Prequel to The Social Network; "Myspace: We Hardly Knew Ye" Released Today.

Hollywood, CA--- The prequel to The Social Network; "Myspace: We Hardly Knew Ye" Released Today.

written by anthonyrosania, 03 October 2010
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Limbaugh Gets Good Check-Up (For Some People)

Final check-up on Rush Limbaugh once again states that he did not have a heart attack. No heart found.

written by Bureau, 03 October 2010
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Another Monroe Film

Second Film Surfaces Showing Marilyn Monroe Smoking Pot! Someone blowing smoke up her skirt!

written by Bureau, 03 October 2010
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Druids Begin Own TV Channel

Druids recognized as religion for first time in UK. "Elfing time!", states leading Elf!

written by Bureau, 03 October 2010
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Fat Cuts Off Blood Flow?

Obese But Healthy? Gray Area Confounds Science! Especially when forms on the face.

written by Bureau, 03 October 2010
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Homeland Security Delivers First Code Blue

US terror warning could hurt Europe's economy. "Oh they're leaving like lemmings following the piper", says French restaurant owner.

written by Bureau, 03 October 2010
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Must Not Need Our Help

Key NATO supply route hit again in Pakistan. "Now that we get permission to bring supplies in, they're all blown to blazes!" laments Colonel in charge.

written by Bureau, 03 October 2010
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Delhi Commonwealth Games Almost Ready- India Rolls Out Yellow Carpet

Delhi Commonwealth Games almost ready. India rolls out yellow carpet as dying process incomplete.
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written by ronin47empire, 03 October 2010
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Police Chief Warns of Increase in Cyber Crime

A police chief in the UK warned of an increase in cyber crime. Even as he spoke, someone stole his laptop from his office; "What did I tell you?" he said.

written by IN SEINE, 03 October 2010
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Who's Fooling Who?

Rolling Stone, Ronnie Wood has said that his painting & music-making has improved since he gave up drinking. Let's face it, they were really bad. However, he probably still likes the occasional joint!

written by IN SEINE, 03 October 2010
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The Empresses' New Clothes

Lady Gaga wore a meat dress then a hair dress. For Halloween rumors are circulating that she will wear a bare bones costume featuring no dress.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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A Bad Hair Day

Lady Gaga performed her act wearing a hair dress. The audience was thinking about what the hair was covering that already had a hair covering!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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Community Spirit

An abandoned distillery in Baltimore Maryland goes up in flames, no one was injured. Due to the strong odor of whiskey the neighborhood residents had one very big happy hour!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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Get the Big Polluters to Pay

Rainwater runoff from your house roof is the latest environmental scam perpetrated by federal & state governments to tax people to pay for the big water runoff polluters these governments ignored!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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Job Creation

Mid-term elections 2010 are creating new jobs. "Dirt" manufactures project an increase in the demand for their product during the month of October!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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Gee Whiz Sherlock

The federal government is now funding sex education programs that aren't based solely on abstinence. Apparently "abstinence only" has resulted in an increased birth rate among teens.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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Lame Duck Session Legislation

SML Reid is to introduce the Liberals Only Supplied Extra Revenue (LOSER) Act. This legislation lets the IRS add a 25% surcharge to their income taxes to pay for all wealth redistribution programs.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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It's the Political Silly Season

In the latest Bell Telephone poll of 37 likely voters Joe Whatshisname leads his political opponent Harriet Whocares by 2% points. The margin of error is 4% up or down making the poll meaningless.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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Election Year Parable

Republicans are hoping the scarecrow Reid and the wicked witch of the west Pelosi will be using the yellow brick road to soon leave Emerald City. The Wizard Obama will remain for at least two years.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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Democratic Party 2010 Election Campaign Strategy

Democratic liberal left incumbents cannot run on the Obama administrations legislation, so they have adopted a new strategy. It is called Salacious Lies, Incendiary Malicious Extremism (SLIME).

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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Paging Dr. Freud

President Obama keeps having a recurring nightmare populated by Republican House Speaker Boehner and Republican Senate Majority Leader McConnell!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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Excessive Deficit Syndrome

President Obama has been diagnosed with excessive deficit syndrome. This malady is easily curable by an infusion of large doses of Republican fiscal conservatives into the US Capitol!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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A Shocking Revelation

President Obama calls on Americans to use more clean energy. He urges all citizens to wash their electricity in hot soapy water prior to its use!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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What Next, Sliced Bread

Obama is taking credit for a solar power plant being built in the Mojave Desert to power 140,000 homes (solar plants were built there in the 1980s). What about the other 150 million homes in the USA?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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New Job

President Obama announced that Rahm Emanuel has resigned, going to run for Mayor of Chicago and there will be no more unannounced naked visits to people taking showers!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 October 2010
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