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Greater Manchester Police To Axe 3,000 Posts

"It's all illegal fences and must come down immediately," said spokesman.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 22 November 2010
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Patriotic Millionaires

Warren Buffett joins 'Patriotic Millionaires' chorus: Tax me. Willie Nelson "Shut your yap!"

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Linden Lab Lags

Following an online survey of UK Second Lifer avatars Linden Labs have confirmed what many already know...
UK gamers are online virtually 24/7 except to sign on, collect benefits, shop and go home!

written by iscrivener, 22 November 2010
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Afghans Growing Weary Of Foreign Troops In Their Country

"Foreign policy is different from chess in that way," Secretary of State Clinton was heard muttering in frustration. In chess, the pawns never complain."

written by kslaught, 22 November 2010
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Nobody's Keeping You From Paying

Warren Buffett joins 'Patriotic Millionaires' chorus: Tax me. Why not just figure it out and send it in?

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Insider Trading Widens

FBI raids 3 hedge funds as insider trading case widens. Martha held up in the Maine woods.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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F.B.I Raid Hedges

F.B.I raided some Hedge Funds today, but some agents got lost in the bushes outside, because they didn't understand their instructions and were too afraid to ask questions about their instructions.

written by UWGB-Beek, 22 November 2010
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Warren Buffet Losing It

Warren Buffet thinks the rich in the United States should be paying more taxes. It is just another sign that Mr. Buffet is losing his mind in his old age.

written by UWGB-Beek, 22 November 2010
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Kate Perry Worried Her Boobs Might Take Attention Away from Her Singing

Kate Perry doesn't want VH1 to use pictures of her that show too much cleavage because she wants to be known as a singer and not someone that benefited from a beautiful body and face.

written by UWGB-Beek, 22 November 2010
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Jimmy Carter Won't Watch Fox News Anymore

Jimmy Carter said he can't stand Fox News because the stories on the ntwork are so distorted and are comparable to fascist lies.

written by UWGB-Beek, 22 November 2010
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Feds Pull Away From GM

Feds are backing away from GM because it is believed that the brand doesn't handle well in winter conditions. They feel safer letting someone else behind the wheel of the auto maker.

written by UWGB-Beek, 22 November 2010
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Pope Says Trojans Are Best Condoms

Pope Benedict XVI is the new spokesman for Trojan brand condoms. As leader of the Catholic Church, I needed to raise money to pay for all the lawyer fees, so that is why I support Trojan condoms.

written by UWGB-Beek, 22 November 2010
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Vince Young Shook Up

Titans quarterback Vince Young said that he never knew a football game couldn't end in a tie. "When they mentioned a "sudden death", I thought they were trading me to St Louis, the new crime capitol."

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Mike Tyson of Dutch footie, Luis Suarez admits, "I was starving!"

After a boring game of footie between Ajax & PSV tempers really started to 'boil' as Suarez took a bite out of his oppenents shoulder, "I was starved because I forgot my half time orange" he said!

written by Jaggedone, 22 November 2010
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MNDOT Defends Lack Of Visibility

MNDOT source defended the widespread complaints that salt trucks were nowhere to be seen duing this weekend's ice storm, saying "We were behind you. We were keeping a safe distance due to conditions".

written by Lightning, 22 November 2010
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Brett Favre Out After Season

After yesterday's loss to Green Bay, Minnesota Quarterback, Brett Favre stated that this was definitely his last year. When asked 'In the NFL?" he answered, "In life if we keep playing like that."

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Pope agrees condom use can be justified-

-if you need party balloons.

written by Moby, 22 November 2010
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Even larger deposit of fossils found!

Scientists dub important site, "The Baby Boomers".

written by Moby, 22 November 2010
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Obama Ready To Row!

President Obama finally finished his campaigning today and will now begin his campaigning for re-election in 2012.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Installing Microsoft Software On A New Laptop:

Aaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhh!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 22 November 2010
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Police Leave Stopped

The prosecution of a Policeman for a murder caught on CTV has resulted in all Police leave being stopped so that relevant CTV pictures can be exmined in order to find him miles away shopping.

written by j.w., 22 November 2010
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French duck farmer fed his ducks on cannabis, pourquoi?

A French duck farmer who fed his ducks on cannabis was fined and arrested, he only used the weed as a means of ridding the ducks of worms, and getting high now and then, what a load of ol quack, qui!

written by Jaggedone, 22 November 2010
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New Invasive Airport Security Works

TSA declares itself victorious. A week after pat downs that violate Terry Vs Ohio, 100% of US airlines have gone out of business as people quit flying, TSA says "See, terrorists can't fly now either."

written by SirBeavis, 22 November 2010
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New Cheney Book #2

Former Vice President Dick Cheney is about to release his new book: "Say Goodnight, Bushy!"

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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New Cheney Book

Former Vice President Dick Cheney is about to release his new book: "Heart Attack!"

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Bieber Artist Of The Year

Bieber wins 4 AMAs, including artist of year. Needs body guard to help carry out all the trophies.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Delay Gave Blessing?

Prosecutors say DeLay gave blessing to scheme. Delay: "Gave blessing? What am I, the pope?"

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Survey Harsh In Language

Survey: Economic growth will be tepid through all of 2011, twinkle-toed through 2012!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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A Mixed Blessing

Believers find mixed blessings in Pope's comments, long drawn-out 'old man fart'.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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When Irish Banks Are Smelling!

Latest: Irish to shrink, merge, hold up banks as part of bailout!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Don't Believe I'd Told That!

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez accuses fugitive TV tycoon of $100 million plot to kill him. Thousands of others call fugitive tycoon to make deals.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Everyone's Doing What They Can

Ireland's finance minister says nation will seek a rescue package from the EU, IMF, Iron Mike Kelly and European Central Bank.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Queen Once Visited

Update: Saudi Arabia says King Abdullah in stable health. May come to the US and spend time at Calumet Farms in Kentucky.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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No NKorea Crisis?

U.S. envoy says N. Korea's reported uranium enrichment facility is provocative but not a crisis until they blow us all up!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Mannings Lose!

Eagles top N.Y. Giants, 27-17 as both the Manning brothers take one under the chin!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Person Of Interest Found In Utah

'Person of interest' named in shooting of ranger near Moab and Nebuchadnezzar, Utah.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Nazi Suspect Dies

German court: World's third most wanted Nazi suspect dies before trial can start. Former victims say hang him anyway!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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TSA Tells NBC: KMA!

TSA chief tells NBC that agency is rethinking screening procedures. "It's a hands-on experiment. We may find something better soon."

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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New License Plates

Bill would create 'DON'T TREAD ON ME' license plate. 'Don't Blow Me Up!' also popular.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Drunk Drivers With Nuclear Weapons Load

Government agents driving nuclear weapons in trucks sometimes got drunk as incident last year when 2 agents were detained by police at local bar during a convoy mission. "We got scared", they counter.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Black Friday Coming Up

Shoppers line up for 'Black Thursday' deals. Retailers hoping for stampede!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Pope Says He Might Resign

Pope Benedict XVI says he would resign if decapitated! Sorry, that should be incapacitated.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Economy Hurting Most Western Countries

Ireland Second Euro Nation to Request International Aid as Banks Wobble. Rescue Would Dwarf Greek Bailout. Portugal on the brink. Spain Will Be 'the Biggie.. Germany..Don't ask!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Global Warming Exxagerated A Bit?

Former U.S. vice-president Al Gore said support for corn-based ethanol in the United States was "not a good policy", weeks before tax credits are up for renewal. "I took my best shot & missed!"

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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False Info On Global Warming

One year on, Rajendra Pachauri speaks of regret at false assertion that Himalayan glaciers would disappear by 2035. "Maybe 3035? Would you believe...7035?"

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Saints Go Marching In

St. Louis tops list of most dangerous cities. St. Paul second and St Petersburg third.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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No Harm Here

7-year old girl: 'Grandmama, they touched you on your special girl spots'. Grandmama, quit fanning yourself and answer me.'

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Underwear Search Reveals WMD

TSA BOSS REGRETS: ABCNEWS STAFFER GETS UNDERWEAR SEARCH! "Actually I was proud to show it off!"

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Really, Really Thorough

Passenger chooses to strip instead of undergoing pat-down. Then they forget to check clothes as he shows others in line his mace container from his pocket.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Number One Again!

Best places in the world to retire without any worries? The local cemetery!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Capri Anderson to Sue Sheen Because Her Career Is Going Backwards

Capri Anderson is going to sue Charlie Sheen because he is the reason her career is going backwards and her video sales are dropping. "Nobody wants to see me naked anymore, thanks to him." she said.

written by UWGB-Beek, 22 November 2010
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Bishop Broadbent controversy over Will/Kate Thingy

Church of England warns: If you bash the bishop you're a wanker.

written by JAB, 22 November 2010
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Romney, Huckabee tied with Obama on Top of List of People Who Shouldn't Be President

Romney, Huckabee, and Obama are tied on top of a list of Americans who shouldn't be president, according to a new poll put out by Citizen for Responsible Government.

written by UWGB-Beek, 22 November 2010
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Brett Favre Might Quit

Brett Favre said he might quit or retire, depending on the semantics of the whole situation. "This team sucks, and my receivers can't run good routes or jump really high." Favre told reporters.

written by UWGB-Beek, 22 November 2010
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Viking Fans Wish They Could Be Packer Fans

After screaming they should fire the coach, while the game was still being played against the Packers, Viking fans said they wish they could be Packer fans because the Packers know how to win.

written by UWGB-Beek, 22 November 2010
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Protesters plan to use Viagra against TSA

Protesters are urging the male flying public to take Viagra 3 hours prior to their flight Wednesday.The hope is the line will be extended anywhere from 8 inches plus per male causing utter chaos.

written by JAB, 22 November 2010
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Mike Was On

Titans' QB Young loses starting job following %$#**$#&# outburst!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Maybe It Will Increase Attendance

SeaWorld, Busch Gardens, Carhenge, World's biggest Ball Of String are raising admissions!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Cher To Share?

Cher is back in 'Burlesque'. Plus no barf bags. Thought we'd warn you!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Know All About Sex!

Poll: Baby boomers are confident about sex. "What's there to know? Just hop it!"

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Survey Encouraging

Survey: Economic growth will be tepid through 2011. Either that or worldwide depression.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Higher Prices Help Tyson

Higher prices help Tyson Foods return to 4Q profit. Other companies: Maybe that's what we should do!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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More Plane Problems

Engines just latest trouble for Airbus superjumbo! Before that, it was obese people who thought jumbo might have extra wide seats.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Nelson Trashes Obama

Florida Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson trashes Obama in private meeting, but a Kiss Ass in public!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Coroner Gift Shops #2

LA County coroner aims to revive gift shop sales. "How about an extra long penis & $1,000 gift certificate for the surgery?

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Coroner Gift Shops

LA County coroner aims to revive gift shop sales. "How 'bout a brain from a blond...that's rare! Bound to go up in value."

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Coroner Gift Shops Open

LA County coroner aims to revive gift shop sales. For the lady who has everything: A pickled Penis In A Jar!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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I Bought You Something You'll Need Someday

LA County coroner aims to revive gift shop sales. Toe tags seem to be the best seller thus far!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Plenty Of Sharks Left

More than a million Atlantic sharks killed yearly but relatively few Injury Lawyers!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Kim Dangerous To Everybody

N.Korea nuclear disclosures spark global alarm. Especially Kim going around banging them with a hammer while singing "Flintstones, We're The Flintstones!"

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Men A Lost Cause?

WIT is helping women succeed! Especially those who are NIT WITS!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Plenty Of Other Fish In The Sea

Fish Story? Doubt Cast on Depletion of Big Ocean Species!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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China On His Mind

Obama's Afterthought: Is the E.U. Getting Short Shrift? Yes, Mr. President. There are more countries that China!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Pretty Final

Israeli bill seen as threat to future peace deals. Bill says no giving up anything ever again forever said to have passed.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Thanksgving Grounded?

Security protest could disrupt Thanksgiving travel. "Better to go over the river & through the woods than fly to grandmothers", says Travel Magazine.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Gangs Of Cyberthieves Attack

Cyberthieves still rely on human foot soldiers. Hire whole gangs that do nothing but sit a computers and hack your site.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Chinese Out To Poison Everyone With Products

AP IMPACT: Cadmium, lead found in drinking glasses. Guess where they came from?

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Fliers Are Angry Over Searches

A grope too far: Fliers' anger at TSA boils over. Calmly walks to the plane totally naked.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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St. Louis Most Dangerous City

Saint Louis tops list of most dangerous US cities. May change it's name to just 'Louis'.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Facebook Foe May Resign

Facebook foe pastor offers to resign over affair. Loses face with flock.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Well That's Encouraging

US: NKorea's nuke claim provocative, not a surprise. "There's probably nukes in most countries by now."

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Pope's Remards Uncertain

Believers find mixed blessings in Pope's comments. "Apparently we can use condoms that have been blessed by priest", says one confused member.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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New Penis Pills #2

New Penis helpers coming out but beware the cheap one from Nigeria that causing bags to swell instead.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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New Penis Pills

New Penis helpers coming out may offer Viagra, Levitra & Cialis stiff competition.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Pope Easing Up?

Pope approves condoms in some cases. Also, penis enhancement drugs to improve marriages.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Facebook Taking Over?

Facebook now has 25% of all viewers. Will it pass Google, Yahoo? Some say it's according to the face & if you have been booked.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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I Imagine So

Children safer in Afghan cities than NYC: NATO envoy. Especially in Central Park at 3AM.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Nukes About

N.Korea nuclear disclosures spark global alarm. Now Congo has revealed it's nuclear facilities.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Green Party In Ireland

Green party in Irish govt demands early elections, preferably in the Spring when things begin to bloom.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Administration says: There is no inflation.

Feds claim there is no inflation after monetizing US debt. The new way of calculating inflation no longer considers food or energy into the equation, that way they're not lying and we're still broke.

written by SirBeavis, 22 November 2010
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President Obama Disbands the TSA

A Presidential Executive Order disbands the TSA. Air Force-One had a flat tire and Michelle had to fly via a commercial carrier. She was groped by a TSA screener using enhanced pat down procedures!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 November 2010
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Italy Celebrates!

Italy begins it's "Ye Auld There Is No Such Thing As A Mafia Days" this Friday. Free spaghetti & wine!

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Snooki In Trouble Again

Snooki arrested for attacking woman in bathroom stall. "I want an all woman jury", she demanded.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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Always Had seconds

Houston wife arrested for apparently poisoning her husband finally answers police questions: "I put it in the second cake" she retorted.

written by Bureau, 22 November 2010
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