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Sonny Bono Jr.

Chastity Bono has had a sex change to become a man. His new name will be Sonny Bono, Junior. Friends say she like her new package and goes around singing, "I got you, Babe!"

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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POLITICIANS: The Next Batch!

So far, over 200 students have confessed to cheating, following a lecture on ethics from a professor in a Florida University. It is thought that many of them will go on to become politicians.

written by IN SEINE, 18 November 2010
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After Best Record Of Airlines For Years!

Drama in the cockpit: Qantas crew faced 54 alarms. "There's no doubt about it", says Captain. "Someone has cursed us!"

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Charming Get-Aways

Five charming small-town getaways, beginning with Bear Wallow, Kentucky...the Gateway to Hazard, Ky. You'll be lucky to get away from here.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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NATP Out Of Afghanistan!

NATO honing in on Afghan exit strategy at summit. Russia sends word: No thank you, been there, done that!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Marijuana Takes Another Hit!

Liberal Dutch marijuana policy taking another hit? No foreigners allowed to light up or even purchase drug.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Amazing Close-Ups

Amazing close-ups reveal hidden wonders! Scanner pic of Pee Wee Herman shows he has a twelve inch penis!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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I've Heard That Too

US President Barack Obama claims that private survey of millions of unemployed shows that 75% of them claimed "I was looking for a job when I found this one!"

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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No One To Present Prize To?

Nobel panel may not hand out Liu's peace prize. Al Gore and Obama argue over accepting it for him.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Grand Yet Cheap?

Royal wedding challenge: Make it grand, yet cheap. Call in special effects experts!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Idaho Finds Fault

Idaho scientists find new seismic fault in Rockies. "It runs along the Continental Divide."

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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START & STOP!

Obama calls ratifying START treaty with Russia a United States imperative. Also, a STOP treaty with Iran!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Middle class "drives" housing market resurgence

Wall Street fat cats cheer General Motor's return to New York Stock Exchange - thanks to millions of housing bubble victims who traded in their homes and now live in automobiles.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 18 November 2010
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Then We'll Ship It To Him!

In a new trial, the penis-pointing guard in the early photographs from Iraq, now a civilian, pleas guilty. Sentence is community service for two months and to photo shop male's penis to look bigger.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Just Have To Ask, Act Humble

Ireland, holding their empty cup up to the EU officials tells Next in line Portugal, "See, it's not that bad!"

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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More Bones Discovered

Scientists find more dinosaur bones at Utah quarry. Also that of a giant dog that apparently buried them there.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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First Got Their Shit Together

Ape study traces evolution of laughter all the way back to the first time they hit each other with a handful of shit!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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All's Clear!

Both Fredericks of Hollywood and Victoria's Secret will be carrying Britney's new All's Clear brand of panties.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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She's Still Got It, Better Not Catch It!

Madonna, out to prove that she's STILL GOT IT after turning 50-years old, finds herself a 28-year-old Toy Boy!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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"Blow It Out!"

Traders On NYSE Floor Cheer Return Of General Motors! Then a spontaneous singing of old Beach Boys, Ronnie & the Daytonas and Jan & Dean car songs broke out beginning with "Little GTO!"

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Rangel Punished

The House Ethics Committee today recommended censure for New York Dem. Rep. Charles Rangel, who was found guilty earlier this week of multiple violations of House rules. Then his wrists were slapped.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Government Hates Citizens Back

LONDON - David Cameron's Tory Party has retorted to anti-Tory sentiment by stating that the UK are 'shitheads too, with no idea who to vote for in X-Factor, let alone government.'

written by Inhopeless, 18 November 2010
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Pot Smokers in Sweden Order Arrest of WikiLeaks Founder

Pot Smokers in Sweden ordered the arrest of WikiLeaks founder, but soon after ordering the arrest they realized they forgot why they wanted him arrested.

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 November 2010
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Investors Forget Last Time GM Screwed Them

GM's shares rose today, and people are buying the stock like it will always make money. It seems most investors forgot the last time they bought GM stock they lost all their money.

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 November 2010
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No Saudi Facebook

Saudi Arabia has closed Facebook to their citizens because it shows women's unveiled faces. You'd think the title would have given them a clue earlier.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Three Year Old Engaged!

A 5 year old Indian boy has become engaged to a 3 year old girl. The boy told US reporter, "She had me at 2!"

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Nader May Give Up!

Friends of Ralph Nader in New York City say that for the fourteenth time, Nader has struck out with a prostitute.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Wiley: Acme Not Best Product In World

Satellite imagery shows new activities at N. Korea Acme nuke test site, Kyodo. Hope no accident has happened.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Must Have Sample Some

Today in Texas, a Mexican coca farmer crashed through the border at 120 miles per hour on his tractor.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Doesn't Sound Right Somehow!

Air Berlin update: Airport scan found batteries wired to clock, fuse; unclear if device could have exploded. Owner says he's a repair man & wanted to work while he was on plane.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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The Worst Generation Gone!

Argentina sends word to US and British Nazis that they now have some openings.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Chilean miners' movie, "The 33 of San Jose" ready for release.

The director signs Beyoncé to star in his next movie "Gamu Nhengu - the Wilderness Years".

written by Thibarine, 18 November 2010
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Madoff Gang Members Arrested

FBI arrests two suspects in connection with disgraced financier Bernard Madoff's Ponzi scheme. Make them reveal storehouses of money sites.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Amazon Sued!

Tribe in Brazil's Amazon Rain Forest discovered two years ago sue Amazon.com over title. Will settle for clothes.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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"I'm An Illegal!

Miami student body president declares: I'm an illegal! Shushed by Principle, teachers.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Famous Place In Ky.

Bear Wallow, Kentucky gets roadside marker stating this is the spot where the civil war between the Jones & Smiths began, over which was the first to announce the end of the War Between The States!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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City Has The Ass For DUI's

City to shame drunk drivers on FACEBOOK. Drunk drivers to moon city officials on "My OTHER FACEBOOK!"

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Tourism Down In Calif. Town

Calif. site of "The Great Fool's Goldrush of '67" tourism is way down. City officials blame word getting out over the internet.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Oprah Heade For New Jersey

OWN: Oprah eyes $68M NJ mansion as a place to kick back until she goes home.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Chinese Fog Monster

Entire Chinese city of Huawang has to wear Darth Vader type masks until smog blows out to sea enough to see your hand in front of your face!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Mitch Against Omnibus Bill

Senator Mitch McConnell States Opposition to Omnibus Bill! "What we really need are buses that are electric or at least a hybrid!"

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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China City Wins Award

City of Xanax, China awarded prize for the most peaceful city in the world.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Just Needed An Excuse!

Study: Fears of new food crisis as prices soar. Public says it's been like this since the $3.50 gas. "They blamed higher gas prices but never lowered prices after gas prices dropped!"

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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"I Was Eating Dinner!"

Company says that call-ins to their TV ads to "Kiss Your Hemorrhoids Good-Bye" were not positive.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Floyd The Barber In Pink

School bans Pink Floyd shirts from pep rally...I'm sorry, that should be pink shirts. Says it embarrasses Freshmen who usually have to wear pink.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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This Should Be Good

Former VP Cheney taking notes for a new book. His wife says he is slow because he keeps breaking down in laughter over something his boss did or said at the White House.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Chess Players Arrested

Cops bust men playing chess in park. "Just because we were into a great game so much we forgot our pants", says old timer!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Paying For Privacy

In China today, the most expensive apartments are those eight sectioned off atop tall buildings. That's the only place in China where you can be alone.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Half The School Will Need It

High School Plans to Open Drug Rehab Clinic In Building... Munchies 101!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Scanners Bananers

COULTER: 'Please have your genitalia out and ready to be fondled. You at the very end can wait awhile can't you?'

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Whole Airports Slowing Down, Delaying Flights

SCAN OR HAND JOB: TSA Hit With Lawsuits As Revolt Explodes! "I've been slapped twenty-five times in one day", says searcher.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Knoxville Search

Tennessee man at Knoxville Airport in Maryville: I proposed twice to the lady who searched me."

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Shopping Addiction Will Cost Lady 11 Years in Prison

Ex-Koss Executive Sachdeva will spend 11 years in prison because she loved to shop too much. Sure, she illegally used company money to buy things, but she had a shopping addiction.

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 November 2010
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Love Pats?

Dem Sen: Crotch gropes just 'love pats'. Barney Frank: Leave me out of this!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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RON PAUL: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH #3

Ron Paul says that his airport search was more thorough than his last prostate exam!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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RON PAUL: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

Ron Paul says that airports are going overboard on searches and scans. Tells TSA that there MUST be a better way.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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NFL Using NASCAR Plan for Killing Ratings

The NFL said they are using the NASCAR business plan, because it allows them to changes the rules halfway through the season and give viewers a product they don't mind turning away from.

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 November 2010
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GM Making A Big Comeback!

THE BIG DAY: GM's Stock Roars Into High Gear. This is today's headline and also 1957!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Ahmadinejad Doesn't Believe UN Sanctions Against Iran Exist

Iranian President Ahmadinejad told reporters that he didn't believe UN sanctions against Iran really existed. "We still sell and buy stuff, so I don't know what the UN is talking about." he said.

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 November 2010
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Palin's Comments Make Trump Believe He Could Be President

Donald Trump thinks he could be president. "If that idiot Palin thinks she could be president, well, image what a man like me could do for politics. Money wins, every time," Mr. Trump said.

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 November 2010
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Tiger Woods Trying to Improve His Image

Tiger Woods is trying to improve his image by writing stories about his addiction to sex, but most Americans don't buy Hustler, so his stories aren't really helping his image.

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 November 2010
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Former Senator Larry Craig only Flies TSA

Former Senator Larry Craig said that he will only fly using TSA. "I like the personal feel of TSA, and now I won't get arrested for getting felt up in an airport."

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 November 2010
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Terror Verdict Show Public Defenders Work

The Guantanamo detainee case shows that the much malign public defenders can win cases.

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 November 2010
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Jobless Claims Are Down

If you live in Cheyenne, WY, you are in luck, because jobless claims are down in your town, but other areas of the country are still suffering from high jobless claims.

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 November 2010
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98% Spoof Writers Enjoy Their Job

Job satisfaction for Spoof writers is at a all time high of 98% up 20% from last year. Experts blame it on the poor economy allowing writers more time to write.

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 November 2010
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Deer in Wisconsin Allowed to Carry Concealed Weapons

Animal Rights activist got their way, and deer in Wisconsin will know be able to carry concealed weapons. They hope the deer will be better able to defend themselves during the gun season.

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 November 2010
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String Theory For The Layman

It's bollocks. Forget it!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 18 November 2010
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Thought For The Day:

Daytime TV... Aaaaaaaarghhhhhhh!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 18 November 2010
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Ittle Bitty Buddy?

Actress who played Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island says that the skipper's reference to "Ittle Bitty Buddy" was not about Gilligan.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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New Drug Shows Great Promise

New drug produces steep drop in bad cholesterol. Call in animation experts to show a bad cholesterol on TV commercials!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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GOP Freshman Filled In

Freshman GOP members continue their whirlwind orientation. Told where all the Japanese, Chinese prostitutes are located.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Cuckoo's Nest Hospital Rebuilt

"Cuckoo's Nest" hospital rebuilt following abuses. Firing of Nurse Ratched!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Our Miracle!

Murkowski calls write-in victory 'our miracle'. Opponent says it was 'our ambidextrous double write-ins'.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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45 Million Just Like Us

Gov't survey: 45M suffered mental illness in 2009. "Could be worse now because many ate our survey papers."

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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That's 'Observed"

Four in 10 say marriage is becoming obsolete. One in ten do not know what 'obsolete' means. "You mean, we have to have sex with people watching?"

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Stolen Identities Jump

Facebook messaging poses risks for users: Can lead to identity theft according to watchdog...watchcat.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Bird Flu Back In Town

Hong Kong confirms first human bird flu case since 2003. Now believe the victim was, at least when he arrived at hospital, he was given the wrong tweetment.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Bird Flu Arises Again

Hong Kong confirms first human bird flu case since 2003. Victim says he's had it for seven years.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Bird Flu In The Air

Hong Kong confirms first human bird flu case since 2003. "We thought we had that one caged."

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Irish Bank Foresees Bailout

Irish Central Bank chief foresees 'substantial loan', a sure winner in today's third race.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Bomb Intercepted

Suspected bomb bound for Germany intercepted. Ring of helicopters used huge net!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Work session gets heated

Most say that after drawing good unemployment checks for two years, they had forgotten the drudgery of their work.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Scientists Claim Breakthrough!

Scientists claim breakthrough in antimatter hunt...but does it really matter?

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Pirates Holding Hostages Longer

Pirate hostages held twice as long as in 2009 as they are now hiding them on secret island. Clue: One says a 'Mary Ann' has been there for 50 years.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Murkowski Win A Blow To Palin?

Murkowski win a blow to Palin's influence, but she still has hopes of winning "Dancing With The Stars". What? Wrong Palin?

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Obama Dropping Names

Obama enlists big names to push for nuclear treaty, mostly those from Hollywood, sports world.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Uneven Recovery

OECD says recovery in developed world to be uneven. "Those that we pretty well screwed to begin with will return to normal much faster.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Air Passengers Angry

Furious Ryanair passengers protest in plane. "First the airport feels us up, we land late and we're at the wrong destination. Now what do you think?"

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Mental Cases Up #3

Gov't survey: 45M suffered mental illness in 2009. 100% in some places like Washington, DC.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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More Mental Illness #2

Gov't survey: 45M suffered mental illness in 2009. Including 9 out of 10 spoof writers, excluding me. Hee Hee Hee. (Help me stop these snippets...please).

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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More Mental Illness

Gov't survey: 45M suffered mental illness in 2009, including 90% of TheSpoof readers.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Marriage Becoming Obsolete? #3

Four in 10 say marriage is becoming obsolete. Soon, there will be more gay marriages than male-female marriages?

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Marriage Becoming Obsolete? #2

Four in 10 say marriage is becoming obsolete. Gays say "Now you tell us!"

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Marriage Becoming Obsolete

Four in 10 say marriage is becoming obsolete. Nine in ten are men who don't want responsibility.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Stuxnet Virus Strongest Yet

Stuxnet virus could target many industries after wreaking havoc on Iran nuclear facilities. Let's hope that that memo to the secretary doesn't launch a nuclear attack.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Begin Paying Paid Debts

GM launching IPO, ending government majority stake. "You can stop with the Government Motors now", says CEO.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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No One Expects It Any More

First conviction unlikely to help Obama shut Gitmo. But what else is new about campaign promises?

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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FDA to FDA: remove thyself

The Food and Drug Administration cracked down today on itself, giving itself 22 days to stop with all the nonsense or remove itself altogether.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 18 November 2010
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FDA to dairy industry: remove dairy

The Food and Drug Administration cracked down today on makers of dairy products, giving them 21 days to stop adding dairy to the products or stop selling them altogether.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 18 November 2010
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FDA to meat industry: remove meat

The Food and Drug Administration cracked down today on the meat industry, giving them 20 days to stop adding meat to the products or stop selling them altogether.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 18 November 2010
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FDA to farmers: remove crops

The Food and Drug Administration cracked down today on farmers who grow crops, giving them 19 days to remove any vegetable matter or stop selling them altogether.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 18 November 2010
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FDA to Vitamin makers: remove vitamins

The Food and Drug Administration cracked down today on manufacturers of vitamin supplements, giving them 18 days to stop adding vitamins to the products or stop selling them altogether.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 18 November 2010
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FDA to candy makers: remove sugar

The Food and Drug Administration cracked down today on manufacturers of candy products, giving them 17 days to stop adding sugar to the products or stop selling them altogether.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 18 November 2010
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FDA to caffeine beverage makers: remove caffeine

The Food and Drug Administration cracked down today on manufacturers of caffeinated drinks, giving them 16 days to stop adding caffeine to the products or stop selling them altogether.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 18 November 2010
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FDA to alcohol beverage makers: remove alcohol

The Food and Drug Administration cracked down today on manufacturers of alcoholic drinks, giving them 15 days to stop adding alcohol to the products or stop selling them altogether.

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 18 November 2010
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You Are A Spoof

Rockefeller: FCC Should Take FOXNEWS, MSNBC Off Airwaves. So the wealthy tell us what to watch?

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Global Warming Hits Ladies Hard

With global warming, apparently two Neaderthals thawed out and clubbed several women in Alaska before being tasered.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Pope Not Happy

Pope, very angry about being scanned at5 airport, places ten nervous searchers in purgatory!

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Kim Finds Job For Older Son

Kim Jong Il of North Korea, after naming his youngest son his successor, has older son now going through old Warner Bros. cartoons to make a 24-hour highlight feature.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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According To A New Poll!

Since the South African Games, a total of 17 people in the US have been killed over playing a vuvuzela, the lowest count of any western country.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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What Else?

Former President Bush on TV interview this morning promoting his new book, stated that "everybody in Washington DC plays the blame game and that leads to people pointing at each other with a finger."

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Things Looking Better

Things have improved greatly say the folks in St. Petersburg, Florida so come on down. But be sure to bring your wet suit.

written by Bureau, 18 November 2010
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Cure for common cold found

Dr. Curly Howard has announced a breakthrough in Common Cold Remedies. Per Dr. Howard, "Don't get one and you won't have one".

written by C. Cranium, 18 November 2010
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Tony Parker Cheats on Hot Wife with Not So Hot Woman

Tony Parker cheated on his hot wife with a not so hot wife of one of his teammates. He claims she seduced him with her blandness, and was sick of having sex with a beautiful woman.

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 November 2010
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