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Bernanke Warns Against Inflation

Bernanke: If inflation takes over, you'll see many marriages split and former husbands looking to purchase inflatable dolls!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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TV Reality Show Closes

New TV Reality Show "Men's Prison Riot" off to a bad start. Had many viewers but prison burned down, 252 escaped. 128 injured.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Everybody TALKS Alternative Energy

Joe Biden all for alternative energy but not in his state. "Let Al Gore place ten thousand windmills in the Great Smoky Mountains, there's plenty of air there."

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Obama Reverses Bush

Reversing still another of the George Bush decisions, President Obama told Laura Bush last week that she could decide their sexual positions every other time.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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No More Torture!

President Obama has signed an executive order banning torture in the United States. As of this weekend, no more games of the Dallas Cowboys will be shown until next season!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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NPR says, "Juan Williams has gone to the Dark Side"

Recently hired by FOX, Williams, said, "NPR is so out of touch, they don't realize I am dark and was born that way."

written by JAB, 10 November 2010
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$150 Million From US Taxpayers

Clinton announces $150 million to Palestinian Authority. Arafat's dead so who will stash these millions away?

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Otherwise We're Bankrupt?

Obama Debt Panel Proposal Would Cut Social Security, Medicare...End Tax Deduction for Mortgage Interest...Raise the Retirement Age. "Something for everyone to get mad about!" says group!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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NYC Secret Subway Stop!

"Secret" Subway Stop usually passed by underground stops to let passengers see it. "There were several people sitting around eating sandwiches", stated one on the train.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Betty White, Only "Honorary!"

Betty White has been awarded an honorary fireman badge. She showed up at a fire to see what it was like and stood on a hot spot, burning the bottom of her feet and both breasts.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Storms to hit Britain

Angry X-Factor fans have became so angry over Cheryl Cole not voting on last weekends show that the UK is expected to be hit with storms of stupid X-Factor viewers campaining for fairness

written by Greene78, 10 November 2010
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Attention Deficit..Look, There's A Squirrel!

US says proportion of attention deficit kids up to no good for you, looks like you might be a winner on TheSpoof. Congratulations!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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White House Sets Pessimism Standards

Americans harbor doubts that President Obama & resurgent GOP can work together to solve the nation's problems, according to the latest Associated Press poll. White House biggest pessimist in the US!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Inspiration Must Be For Over-Crowding!

Indonesia's unity is an inspiration to world: Obama "With her sinking ferries with hundreds of people."

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Wendy's Healthful New Meals

Wendy's sells new fries with potato skin, sea salt, kosher lard!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Iran Wants Talks

Iran won't talk about limiting nuclear program. Still want to talk. How about those Browns beating up on New England?

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Nothing New About That!

Report: White House altered drilling safety report, President's birth certificate!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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What A Wonderful Cruise!

Slow tow home for thousands on disabled ship now even slower with one of two towing it blows engine. Several aboard blow their cool!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Kids May Think It's Kool

Feds propose graphic cigarette warning labels of smoker coughing up his lungs.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Lies From The White House

An inspector general says White House edited report about moratorium on offshore oil drilling to make it appear that scientists & experts supported idea of a 6-month ban on new drilling. Impeachment?

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Mail Wars

A mail bomb intercepted last month at an English airport could have exploded over the East Coast of the United States, British police said Wednesday. US may respond by drone sent Special Delivery!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Black men don't have the biggest "balls", bushcrickets do!

Scientists have discovered that boasting black men can put the myth about having huge 'balls" to bed (alone). Bushcrickets have far superior "pieces" hanging and they don't boast about them!

written by Jaggedone, 10 November 2010
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Obama Says He Was Tired

President Obama says that he screwed up on going on that TV interview with the comedian. "I was tired but I even called Biden "Turd Blossom!"

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Cheryl Cole takes a £6K custard pie in the face for charity.

Donations roll in for Gamu Nhengu and her bucket of horse manure.

written by Thibarine, 10 November 2010
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We Are Amused

Thus far, all the Queen's photos on Facebook all show her either Smiling & Waving or Waving & Smiling!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Tighten Your Belts!

Tighten your belts for Christmas: Bank boss warns Britons! "In fact, a nice belt can be a grand present."

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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More Chance Of Dying As You Age!

Cocaine-users over 35 have SEVEN times more chance of dying than under 25s. "What is we have forgotten our age?", asks one.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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First Test With French Military A Flop!

Perverse' defence cuts leave oil-rich Falkland Islands open to attack, ex-admirals warns as French say they know nothing about helping England protect the Islands.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Tuition Riots

Protesters smash way into Tory HQ and storm the roof as anti-cuts rioters hijack tuition fees march in London. "We will be able to afford to go to school here even if we have to burn it down!"

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Michelle Handshake Costly

Michelle Obama shakes the hand of the late Indonesian Information Minister who was stoned to death this morning.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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How's That Again?

Vice President Joe Biden meets on government transparency; Meeting closed to all "Outsiders".

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Lots Of Invisible People

PENTAGON: TROOPS MAY STAY IN IRAQ. As Iran insist there is no Israel, Obama insists that we pulled out troops out of there.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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The Madoff Social Security

TX GOV CALLS SOCIAL SECURITY BANKRUPT 'PONZI SCHEME'! There's been no money there for years! Obama promises to print more.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Mid-Term Elections Blamed For Delay

Muslims say Obama failing to keep Cairo promises to bring down the US by now!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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We Fired That Missile!

Kids in California admit that they were the ones who launched the huge missile yesterday. "We learned how to make one on the Web", says 13-year-old science whiz.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Iran: No Discussion On Nukes

AHMADINEJAD: IRAN WILL NOT DISCUSS NUKE ISSUE. ANNOUNCE THAT THEY ARE READY FOR TALKS!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Who Was That Mosque Man?

Obama slams Israel from Jakarta while on the way to a mosque. Asked to condemn Christians next!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Bank Says Economy Still Uncertain.

"Yes... it's not sure what to do really... take a gap year... go to work... carry on at uni. Just wish it would make up it's mind - lolling around the bloody house all day."

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 10 November 2010
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Four Female Heads Of State

4 female heads of state will add luster to G20 summit. Italian leader Napolitano says that he can't wait!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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GOP: Go For It, Nancy!

Bad news Dems - 2012 could be worse than 2010, as Nancy Pelosi says she may run for President.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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US Also Cuts Energy Output!

Following England's example, US cuts outside security light output by ten percent, schedule all Cubs games in the daytime.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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England Cutting Back!

BUDGET CRUNCH: ENGLAND TO DIM STREET LIGHTS, Half of police to be on bicycles once again.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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England Cuts Back

BUDGET CRUNCH: ENGLAND TO DIM STREET LIGHTS To Curb Expense! Also, hold squalling cat out windows on emergency vehicles. Cats being trained at this moment.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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That Would Be Fair!

Food price fears as feds warn on crop yields. Many here say we should match food for sale overseas to price of oil.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Sears Open Thanksgiving

SEARS to be open T-giving for first time in 124-year history. Say that this has been a real Turkey of a year!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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China First! #2

CHINA TO OVERTAKE US ECONOMY 'WITHIN 2 YEARS'! Maybe six months as Obamas abroad tell invite tourists to India, Indonesia on trip but never mention the great things in the US for tourists to see.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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China First!

CHINA TO OVERTAKE US ECONOMY 'WITHIN 2 YEARS'! Or one year at the rate President Obama is kowtowing around the world.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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"We Need To Do That Again!"

Airport Screeners that touch passengers' breasts, genitals have been offered up to $100,000 for their jobs.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Today's Birthdays

Weatherman Willard Scott's "oldest American with birthday today" turns out to be Asian Youth in disguise.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Health and Safety enter The Priory for 'psychiatric evaluation'

"As suspected, they've gone mad." says specialist.

written by pinxit, 10 November 2010
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Good News For Folk In Nottingham

"Oh, yes... great - very exciting, so it is," said Irish community leader, Liam Tarradiddle.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 10 November 2010
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Ireland Mess!

IRELAND MESS: INVESTORS DUMP BONDS BANK DOOM! A preview of things to come elsewhere?

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Co. Kerry: Elderly Woman's Body Missing

"To be sure, she's sat roight here in me office but Oi'll be banjaxed if we can find her body - she says she's no idea where it is!" Says local police chief.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 10 November 2010
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Favre Back In Sport Headlines

Sports: After having leg remove during emergency surgery, Brett Favre condition listed until starting line-up viewed as "Questionable".

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Producer Claims New Song Is Michael Jackson

Jackson producer, manager vouch for Jackson song "Been".

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Another Celeb Gone

Another celeb thrown off 'Dancing With the Stars' Couple land outside in the parking lot!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Closer Studies Needed!

Family health history: 'best kept secret' in care. If parents couldn't have children, chances are you and wife won' be able to either.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Family Health History Ignored?

Family health history: 'best kept secret' in care. If there's a family history of Lycanthropy, you may have it too. Doctors should observe patient during next full moon.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Beak Deformities

Scientists: Beak deformities increase in Northwest. "Many people here need plastic surgery!"

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Along With Many bottles of Spirits

Ireland's crisis flares as investors dump bonds. Billions of potatoes being stocked in cellars.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Freaks Also Back At Work

Ohio amusement parks win industry awards. Income up 20% after they brought in the "Hoolie Hoolie Dancers".

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Be Careful To Shred Everything

House veterans to newcomers: Sweat the small stuff but be open-handed with big contributors.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Citizens Hope It Doesn't Take Long

Review of Alaska Senate write-in ballots to begin. Everything on freeze for the moment.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Job Increases

Jobs That Are Hiring Now: #1 is for construction workers who are good at tearing down old manufacturing buildings.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Facebook Insults

Can criticizing the boss on Facebook get you fired? Study says: Maybe not...but don't expect any raise for ten years.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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The Can Choose

British PM urges greater political freedom in China. China says they have freedom now to choose between loyalty and prison.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Just Needs Iron Thumb

Obama says Indonesia's unity is inspiration to world. Same for Cuba, North Korea.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Grooms In For A Surprise!

Saudi women eye lingerie shops looking for veils that can hide whole ugly face.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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China Banks Increasing Reserves

Chinese banks ordered to increase reserves. Us e dollar bills to light cigarettes.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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China R=Trying To Prevent Inflation

Chinese banks ordered to increase reserves. Build onto premises extra rooms to hold dollars.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Peyote Shortage

Scarcity of peyote means hard times for dealers, sacred Native American religious ceremonies.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Actually There Are Two Options

Talks 'only option' to end NKorea's nuke program. SKorea leader disagrees. "You can blow them up!"

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Airlines Pull Planes

Singapore Airlines pulls 3 A380s due to engines full of gremlins!

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Sarkozy signs the law: French retire at 62, not 60!

Sarkozy signs the law: French retire at 62, not 60. Thousands say they will retire at 60 and live on welfare for two years.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Election Results Probed

Myanmar's Suu Kyi set to probe election fraud but predicts that he will not find one.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Yep, You've Lost It

Can criticizing the boss on Facebook get you fired? Probably, especially those that ridicule small boob, penis.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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"A Three Hour Tour!"

Spam and a slow tow for thousands on cruise ship as ten day tour becomes a month. Commodore Gilligan say they must hang on.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Stephen Fry launches new book tomorrow

Stephen launches new book in Piccadilly Circus. 100 frustrated females camp outside to have the first signed copy. Germaine Greer was seen in a balaclava. The book is titled 'Sex after Menopause'

written by Julian Shure, 10 November 2010
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Secred Subway Stop

Hidden deep under New York City, a "secret" subway stop is drawing visitors. Many see old immigrants stuck here many years like the Irish in Knee britches.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Sarah Palin gets a Brazilian.

"Read my lips - Bush is history."

written by Thibarine, 10 November 2010
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Cruise Ship Stuck #3

Spam and a slow tow for thousands on cruise ship. 4500 aboard told they may get military rations next.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Stuck Cruise Ship #2

Spam and a slow tow for thousands on cruise ship. The Cruise Ship Company say "No charge for extra days aboard."

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Wayne Rooney gets new ad campaign modelling cardigans.

"When you think Wayne, you think chunky nit", says designer.

written by Thibarine, 10 November 2010
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Stuck Cruise Ship

Spam and a slow tow for thousands on cruise ship. "This whole voyage has been a SPAM", says passenger.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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Obama: Us Needs Strong Economy

Obama: Strong US economy key to global recovery. Too bad the economy is sinking daily because of my programs.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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And now for something completely different....

Mr Arthur Snetterton-Lewis of East Finchley has announced that he will push a wheel barrow from London to Bristol. Many people have asked the bleedin' obvious question: why?
Answer: who cares.

written by whatinthe world, 10 November 2010
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Qantas To Review How It Flies A380

Pilots thought to be top of thinking.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 10 November 2010
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Mysterious Missile off California coast indentified as the 'Mystery Missile'

The Pentagon released a statement today revealing the identity of the mysterious missile launched Monday. "It's our new ICBM 'Mystery Missile', hence, all the confusion. Sorry about that."

written by Juvenal Delinquent, 10 November 2010
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Russian prisons offer same facilities as Beauty farm and much cheaper!

Russian prisons with 50 prisoners locked up in tiny cells without toliets, baths and beds are out. The latest prisons have facilities similair too the local beauty farm and their much cheaper!

written by Jaggedone, 10 November 2010
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Netanyahu: Issue of building plans in e. J'lem "overblown"

Adds: "It really does smell of shit there."

written by SpaceElevator, 10 November 2010
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Bush, Obama Agree On Something

In an interview, George Bush had with George Stephanopoulos, he stated that he was glad to be out of Washington. Then Obama called to say that so was he.

written by Bureau, 10 November 2010
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