There were 3,144 spoof news snippets published in November 2010. A selection of the best rated snippets is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Always ensure you wear a pressurized pressure suit when venturing into outer space.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 28 November 2010
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Sombre Mood At UN Climate Talks.

"Well, the weather's rubbish - and did you hear? Leslie Nielsen died," said a spokesman.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 30 November 2010
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Thought For The Day:

Dunno about Mondays, Bob. I hate Tuesdays. Really. No - Really. Until I get me drink, anyway. Oh, and CSI:Miami. Well, it's nearly Wednesday then, innit?

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 30 November 2010
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MP's Knife Attacker Had Hit List

"Mainly sickly R&B stuff - no rock or metal or anything. Some hip-hop. Oh, and 'Grandad,' by Clive Dunn!" said police spokesman.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 02 November 2010
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UK Will "Lose Fewer Public Jobs."

"That's right. We've developed a special labelling system so if you put them down somewhere, whoever finds them can see who they belong to," said top civil servant.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 30 November 2010
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To prevent drowning, hold breath when head is immersed in water.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 26 November 2010
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So Farewell, Leslie Nielsen.

Forbidden Planet was a classic. It was based on Shakespeare's The Tempest, you know. I once played Ferdinand in that. Crap role.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 29 November 2010
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Daytime TV... Aaaaaaaarghhhhhhh!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 18 November 2010
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String Theory For The Layman

It's bollocks. Forget it!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 18 November 2010
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Life's A Bitch, Then...

... there's the washing up!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 11 November 2010
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People 'Daydream Half The Time'

... mmm? Sorry... what? Oh, I was miles away.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 12 November 2010
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Robbers Break Man's Jaw For £7

"Bloody bargain if you ask me - they said £10... I said £5... They said £8... I said £7... they said done!"

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 14 November 2010
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"Unacceptable" Train Overcrowding To Get Worse Say MPs

As there are no plans to improve the situation, a working party has been established to seek an adjective to supercede "unacceptable."

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 09 November 2010
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Today's News From The Isle Of Man...

...

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 06 November 2010
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Obama Vows To Improve Muslim Ties

"The Windsor and half-Windsor are just not doing it for them," says Whitehouse aide.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 09 November 2010
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Ryanair Announce Cutbacks.

Latest "frills" to go include wings and radar.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 24 November 2010
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Big Fall In Royal Mail's Profits

"They've been delivering the cheques instead of opening them and keeping them," said unofficial watchdog spokesman.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 02 November 2010
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Aha! So that's how you pronounce it... Laocoon! At last.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 27 November 2010
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Exercise 'Can Beat Common Cold.'

But it's still going to take drugs and rest for the aristocratic cold, say experts. Typical!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 02 November 2010
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China Inflation At Two-Year High

"The tea service just will not fit in the cupboard any more," says concerned housewife.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 11 November 2010
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1.2 Million US People Want A Job But Aren't Looking

"We call 'em stupid," says government insider.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 09 November 2010
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So Farewell, Dino De Laurentiis

I liked many of your movies... but Dune was pretty ropey, wasn't it?

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 12 November 2010
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Post Office To Offer New Services

Sales staff at sales windows... stamps on sale... all-day queueing...

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 09 November 2010
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Pope Warns Of Spanish Secularism

"Could be as bad as Dutch Elm, German Measles, Spanish Flu..." says Vatican source.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 06 November 2010
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Job Cutting Twinings Defends EU Grant

"Thought he was good in Four Weddings and A Funeral and he was a loveable rogue in Bridget Jones. What was that one about the Welsh hill... Oh, sorry.. E.U. Ah."

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 09 November 2010
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Working Abroad Seminar.

Conclusion: Some people are working abroad. Some aren't.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 24 November 2010
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Qantas To Review How It Flies A380

Pilots thought to be top of thinking.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 10 November 2010
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Bank Says Economy Still Uncertain.

"Yes... it's not sure what to do really... take a gap year... go to work... carry on at uni. Just wish it would make up it's mind - lolling around the bloody house all day."

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 10 November 2010
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Why aren't all greyhounds grey?

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 19 November 2010
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Thought For The Day:

Rioja! Oh yeah!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 04 November 2010
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Flu-Hit Thatcher Out Of Hospital.

Roofing repairs recommence next week.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 01 November 2010
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Thought For The Day:

That Carol Kirkwood on Breakfast weather's a looker, ain't she? Talk about occluded front!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 01 November 2010
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Gaelic Speaker Shortage Revealed

"We can't understand it," says expert.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 01 November 2010
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Thought For The Day:

Bloody weather!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 20 November 2010
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Al-Qaeda Group Claims Cargo Bombs

"Yup - they're the ones... knew we'd put them down somewhere. Can we have them back please? Ta"

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 06 November 2010
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Thought For The Day:

Ooh, my bloody shoulder hurts!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 26 November 2010
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So Farewell, Ingrid Pitt.

Cor! Didn't half fancy you in my teens in the 70's!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 24 November 2010
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Thought For The Day:

Golf! What's that all about? It's not even a 'good walk spoiled' for my mate - he uses a buggy. Lazy bugger!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 24 November 2010
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Thought For The Day:

Better 'phone me mam this weekend.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 05 November 2010
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Co. Kerry: Elderly Woman's Body Missing

"To be sure, she's sat roight here in me office but Oi'll be banjaxed if we can find her body - she says she's no idea where it is!" Says local police chief.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 10 November 2010
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Good News For Folk In Nottingham

"Oh, yes... great - very exciting, so it is," said Irish community leader, Liam Tarradiddle.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 10 November 2010
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Greater Manchester Police To Axe 3,000 Posts

"It's all illegal fences and must come down immediately," said spokesman.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 22 November 2010
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Thought For The Day:

No thought... Sunday... working.... not happy...

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 21 November 2010
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Police See Big Rise In Net Alerts

"It's those damned butterfly collectors," says Home Office source.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 06 November 2010
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Installing Microsoft Software On A New Laptop:

Aaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhh!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 22 November 2010
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Thought For The Day:

"Hm... bath or shower. Bath? Shower?..."

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 06 November 2010
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Thought For The Day:

Opera. Nope - just don't get it.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 15 November 2010
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Trainee Doctors "Not Supervised"

"Chuck 'em in at the deep end, I say," says top surgeon. "Heart surgery ain't rocket science!"

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 05 November 2010
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Seasonal Outlook

It is unlikely to be a white Christmas this year, according to a statement from a British National Party spokesman today.

written by Sidney Bollocks, 16 November 2010
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The Notorious Wild West Outlaw Black Bart

127 years ago the notorious Wild West outlaw Black Bart robbed his last stagecoach. BB was later captured when he tried to sell the stolen stagecoach to undercover Pinkerton Detectives.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 November 2010
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TSA To Serve Hot Dogs While You Get Patted Down

TSA official are pulling the gloves off to serve you a hot dog after patting you down!

written by Jean Le Fete, 24 November 2010
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107 Years Ago Panama Split From Colombia

When Panama and Colombia separated 107 years ago, Panama got the canal and the hat factories, and Colombia got the cocaine.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 November 2010
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Free Agent Derek Jeter Applies for Unemployment Benefits

"I just want to cover all the bases," he said.

written by Gail Farrelly, 13 November 2010
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The Disbanding of The American Continental Army

On Nov. 3, 1783, the American Continental Army was officially disbanded. All 391 soldiers applied at the U.S. Post Office and each one was hired.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 November 2010
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Pope Approves Condom Usage

The Pope today said all people may have one condom each, but no more than one and only may use it in extreme emergencys...The Pope did not elaborate on what that might be.

written by Jean Le Fete, 21 November 2010
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Brett Favre Arrested For Texting Photo of His Junk To NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell

Brett Favre was arrested today for texting a photo of his dinky little penis to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. "I thought it was his secretary's phone," Favre said in his defense.

written by anthonyrosania, 03 November 2010
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Choices

It was mealtime during an airline flight. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

"What are my choices?" John asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.

written by Spicewood, 12 November 2010
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Mutation of Skank Gene Proves Mary-Kate and Ashley are Fraternal Twins.

You can tell that the sequenced eukaryotic genome for skankiness has manifested itself more in Ashley than Mary-Kate, indicating that they are not identical twins, they are fraternal.

written by anthonyrosania, 04 November 2010
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Sarah Palin says She Could Run World

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Palin will supplement her ruling of the United States in the 2012 Presidental Elections, with conquering the entire Earth. "I'll be supreme ruler!" she says to laughing crowd.

written by Inhopeless, 27 November 2010
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Freedom of Speech Attacked As Too Liberal by Repulicans

Washington, D.C. - An outcry among tea party, and Repulican party members, as allowing everyone eaqual speech rights is deemed too Socialist. The Bible Belt has been restricted from doing anything.

written by Inhopeless, 07 November 2010
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George W. Bush: Dick Cheney Hates My Guts

George W. Bush says he still receives taunting phone calls from Dick Cheney and secretly has a restraining order to keep the former Vice President away. "Dick Cheney wants to shoot me," said GW.

written by Jean Le Fete, 09 November 2010
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No I In Team but...

BIRMINGHAM - A P.E. lesson turned to comedy club, as a boy, 15, shouted out that there is 'no "us" in team, either'. As of press time, rearranging the letters in team spells 'me'.

written by Inhopeless, 08 November 2010
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American Students Fail at Geography

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A new report from Dept. of Education says that all American kids are failing in geograpghy. 'Many are unable to point to America on a map of the United States', it says.

written by Inhopeless, 30 November 2010
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Teenager Says 'Yes' to Drugs

BIRMINGHAM - A teen went against his peers', teachers, parents' advice & said 'yes' to an offer of a ciggerette. "I wanted to see why I shouldn't say 'yes'. Boy this tastes good!" He will die in 2031.

written by Inhopeless, 27 November 2010
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'Global Warming Liberalist Hogwash' says poorly educated Right-Winger

NEW YORK - A right winger has yet again attacked Global Warming as communist plot, like 'soccer', even though he failed to pass high school.

written by Inhopeless, 26 November 2010
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Apple to release own version of SimCity

Not to be outdone by EA Games, iCity will only feature rich, white and obnoxious cities, such as Manhattan and Central London

written by Inhopeless, 07 November 2010
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Man With Sandwich Board Outside BullRing

BIRMINGHAM - A man standing outside the BullRing shopping centre has a sandwich board, proclaiming "World's End" and "20% Off at Subway"

written by Inhopeless, 11 November 2010
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Man Loses Seven Stone after Seeing Himself on Google Street View

A man who saw himself on Google Street view was forced to lose weight after hundreds of cars and lorries were using him as a roundabout - and that was on the pavement!

written by IN SEINE, 15 November 2010
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Breaking News: Breaking News Snippet Posted About Breaking News!

BIRMINGHAM - Spoofer Inhopeless, referenced himself in a spoof today, which was about breaking news, which in turn, was a spoof about breaking news. The news was that he won some money. Well... £10.50

written by Inhopeless, 13 November 2010
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'North Korea Created Snow to Destroy UK Industry and Commericialism' says NK Rep

PYONGYANG - The communist dicktatorship of North Korea has sent snow to attack Britain's workforce by slowing it down in traffic jams, and thereby stopping productivity.

written by Inhopeless, 25 November 2010
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Celebrities Obviously "Love" Charity

LONDON - Children in Need, worthy charity, is just an excuse for celebs to promote new album at expense of poor kids. However, needy children get money, even though it's dirty money.

written by Inhopeless, 19 November 2010
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Celebrity Birthdays: November 11th.

Happy birthday to: Roman Empress Gisela of Swabia, 1,015; Baron Carr of Hadley, also 1,015; Cradle-robber Demi Moore, 58; Closeted actor Leonardo DiCaprio, 36; reality TV skank Brittny Gastineau, 27.

written by anthonyrosania, 12 November 2010
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Republicans Propose New Spending and Social Programs

In a shocking turn of events, new House Republicans apparently drank from water fountains on the Democratic side of the chambers, radically changing some of their legislation. They raised taxes 30%.

written by Jean Le Fete, 04 November 2010
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Huge Swathes of New York City Sinks

NEW YORK - Huge sections of the city fall into sea. Mysteriously, the cut-off point is 110th Street. The Mayor says city is prepared, due to other natural disasters occuring in movies.

written by Inhopeless, 17 November 2010
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11PM TEASER - Can Michael Vick Become A Role Model For Children?

ANCHOR #1: Coming up at 11, He's the hottest player in the NFL today, but can the Eagles Michael Vick Become A Role Model For Children?

ANCHOR #2. No. So don't tune in.

written by anthonyrosania, 20 November 2010
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ironic Twist to Costumed Man's Arrest for Drunken Driving

A Nebraska man was arrested early Monday morning after a night of partying at a Halloween Party given by his friend. His costume? A Breathalyzer.

written by Charpa93, 05 November 2010
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Government Hates Citizens Back

LONDON - David Cameron's Tory Party has retorted to anti-Tory sentiment by stating that the UK are 'shitheads too, with no idea who to vote for in X-Factor, let alone government.'

written by Inhopeless, 18 November 2010
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Alcohol: More Harmful Than Heroin

That's it, in a Professor Nutt-shell

written by Nick Hobbs, 01 November 2010
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The Eagles have released the following statement:

"We hope you are enjoying this evening's Eagles game. We hope, this makes up for Izel Jenkins, Matt McCoy, cutting Cris Carter, 'for who, for what', and Rich Kotite's entire career. Merry Christmas.

written by anthonyrosania, 16 November 2010
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Big Society Leads to Giant People

LONDON - The Big Society cultural directive of Tory government leads to unnatural increase in size of average British person. Labour opposition laughs as new strain on NHS created indirectly.

written by Inhopeless, 20 November 2010
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Middle East Peace Deal of the Day

TEL AVIV - Peace Deal of the day: Buy one crisis, get a rougue state absolutley FREE!

written by Inhopeless, 16 November 2010
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Nothing

If 'nothing washes better than Tide' then why not use nothing.

written by Lady Godiva, 21 November 2010
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Nepotism doesn't exist in Dallas, says Cowboys coach. My brothers earned their jobs.

Cowboys interim head coach Jason Garrett is angry about nepotism allegations. "It's simply not true," he said, standing next to TE coach John Garrett, scout Judd Garrett and backup WR Lucy Garrett.

written by anthonyrosania, 16 November 2010
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The World's Largest Book To Be Produced

It's a catalogue of herbs and spices that have been smuggled the 'I'm a Celebrity...' jungle camp by nutritionist, Gillian McKeith in her knickers!

written by IN SEINE, 27 November 2010
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Nobel Peace Prize Given to BP

BP was given the Nobel Peace Prize today for its leaking oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico. The event created unity in people's hatred of BP and therefore forced the company to face its own problems...

written by Jean Le Fete, 08 November 2010
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Derek Acorah Cleared Of Handling Stolen Goods.

But then possession is nine tenths of the law!

written by Nick Hobbs, 25 November 2010
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Los Angeles Police Sued for Attacking Young Man

LOS ANGELES - The city's police department have been sued under the city's courts for unlawful beating, tasering, shooting, drugging, extorting, stealing, killing, & cremating of John Fullick, 20.

written by Inhopeless, 25 November 2010
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Man Becomes Homicidal Maniac after Claiming 'He'd "Kill For a Good Burger"

BIRMINGHAM - Jack Summers decided to eat a Zinger burger at a local KFC restaurant. After being reminded of 'burger' pact, he killed several people. West Mid. Police are looking for hungry, angry guy.

written by Inhopeless, 15 November 2010
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Portland bomber a innocent guy who "wasn't that radical"; Oregonians wouldn't have been that dead.

Friends of Portland bomber Mohamed Osman Mohamud defend him by telling police "He wasn't that radical" as opposed to "not radical at all." WTF? Exactly how much radical is to radical?

written by SirBeavis, 30 November 2010
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In Justifying Use of Condoms, Pope Falls Short

On male prostitutes, he intimated this: they are already sinning against God so wearing condoms isn't gonna matter that much. Let them use them if they want. No biggie.

written by Charpa93, 21 November 2010
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Martha Stewart Loses it On Thanksgiving Guest

Said the celebrity about one of her guests, "She was just horrendous. First, she swilled her wine like a drunken sailor, and then she ate her dessert with her salad fork. How gauche.

written by Charpa93, 26 November 2010
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Legislature Close to Repealing Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Will give a whole new meaning to "dress" blues.

written by Charpa93, 30 November 2010
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Nigella Kitchen To Go 3D

Reinforced glasses required for viewers. Literally eye-popping.

written by Skoob1999, 07 November 2010
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New Lord of the Rings promises Less Violence!

The newest Lord of the Rings movie will be out soon, promising to cut out all violence and senseless killing of strange creatures with no apparent reason for being. Runtime 1 minute.

written by Jean Le Fete, 05 November 2010
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Airline to Use Ground-Based Craft, Decreases Flight Time

LONDON - British Airways have decided to use ground-transport instead of newer Airbuses and Boeings for Domestic and Int'l flights. Will save passengers' flight times, and include smoking breaks.

written by Inhopeless, 16 November 2010
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POLITICIANS: The Next Batch!

So far, over 200 students have confessed to cheating, following a lecture on ethics from a professor in a Florida University. It is thought that many of them will go on to become politicians.

written by IN SEINE, 18 November 2010
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Four Loko Named "Official Fuel Of Date Rapists".

It's alcohol, it's an energy drink, and Four Loko is now the "Official Fuel Of Date Rapists". Congratulations!

written by anthonyrosania, 21 November 2010
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Owen Hargreaves Is Back At Last!

erm...scratch that.

written by Skoob1999, 06 November 2010
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Administration says: There is no inflation.

Feds claim there is no inflation after monetizing US debt. The new way of calculating inflation no longer considers food or energy into the equation, that way they're not lying and we're still broke.

written by SirBeavis, 22 November 2010
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New Hazelnut Flavoured Liqueur Doesn't Contain Nuts

Nobody seems quite sure exactly how that works...

written by Skoob1999, 15 November 2010
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